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  • Deflation at Home and Abroad

    05/08/2015 8:38:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-8-2015 | MOTUS
    Since the progs will simply not SHUT UP about reining in free speech I was planning on covering that today, butt then, SURPRISE! The Tories somehow managed to pull off an UPSET in the British elections, which means only one thing: David Axelrod lost! Say WHAT!?!And if David Axelrod lost, that means that James Carville might LOSE too!Butt what difference at this point does it make?Just when Europe thought the world was about to settle back into the way it should be, with the Liberal Labour party in power, somehow the stupid people WON again! So congrats, David Cameron. And...
  • TGIF Toons

    05/08/2015 4:07:23 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 08 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Historic Defeat of Michigan Tax Increase Shell Game: One Small Victory for Mankind

    05/07/2015 11:31:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-7-2015 | MOTUS
    If you’ve been holding your breath, waiting to see if Governor Rick Snyder (RINO-MI) was going to enter the RINO sweepstakes for President, the suspense may be over: Gov. Rick Snyder said he would wait until after this week's special road funding election to decide whether he'll run for president. The overwhelming defeat of the measure should send a straightforward message to the governor: Don't run, Rick. – Detroit News Not only does Snyder rank dead last in name recognition among Republicans in Iowa, butt the ballot initiative he championed to raise taxes in Michigan was not just defeated in...
  • The Draw an ISIS Cartoon COntest is OPEN!

    05/07/2015 9:57:57 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 33 replies
    <br><br> ^ | May 7, 2015 | self
    the first unofficial entry comes from Gary Varvel at garyvarvel.com
  • UnAmerican Gothic (new illustration)

    05/06/2015 4:58:48 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 4 replies
    CRASHR Art ^ | 5-6-15 | The Looking Spoon
  • I WONDER if Huckabee was Urged to Run by (Fox News Chief) Karl Rove

    05/06/2015 8:52:31 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 20 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 06 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    -so as to to split the conservative vote and hurt Cruz  in support of hyper-lame Gee-Oh-Pee 'favorite' Jeb Bush Mike Huckabee is a decent guy -and good Christian, from all appearances- but he's also a Big Government 'conservative' who'd love to expand bureaucracy/tell you how to live... I was particularly put-off by his trashing (2008) of American business as somehow inherently bad and in-need of government control. Anybody demonizing the American free-enterprise system as a whole is obviously a kook, disingenuous... or both. Huckabee's lower-middle-class populism could only appeal to the uninformed or willingly-deluded -like union members- because wide-open, free-market capitalism is...
  • Los Rinos .The Republican Mariachi Band...ON TOUR!!

    05/06/2015 7:21:53 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 51 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | May 6. 2015 | MeshugeMikey
    Coming Soon To TV Near You!
  • Who Pooped in America’s Kitchen: Snitch

    05/06/2015 6:55:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-6-2015 | MOTUS
    Because it’s important to know what’s going on in your kitchen, we all need a good snitch.And since the NSA, despite all their resources, recording all of our calls, emails and tweets and tracking us with our cell phones GPS, don’t seem able to provide that service even when they’re holding all the clues, I think that I should help out. To that end, I feel I should provide this old report from The Washington Times that reported who was pooping in Ferguson’s kitchen: There’s a solitary man at the financial center of the Ferguson protest movement. No, it’s not...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    05/06/2015 2:10:29 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 06 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    BRING IT! More at Reaganite Republican
  • President Censors Film Coverage of Outing [semi-satire]

    05/05/2015 12:47:43 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 May 2015 | John Semmens
    President Barack Obama’s surprise visit to the Teaism Cafe near the White House inspired Time Magazine reporter Zeke Miller to video tape the event. However, the president didn’t want to be taped and ordered Miller to put away his camera. Miller meekly complied. Press Secretary Josh Earnest explained that “certainly, as the most powerful man on the planet, President Obama has the right to decide which of his activities will or won’t be recorded. He is under no obligation to permit random observations and disclosures of his activities if it doesn’t please him to do so.” A disappointed Miller rued...
  • “They would not and by law they could not say it on TV if it were not true.”

    05/05/2015 8:49:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-5-2015 | MOTUS
    Normally the last thing on earth I have time or inclination to do is watch Fox News in the afternoon. Butt since Raj is immobile these days he happened to be watching yesterday as this news allegory played out. He then backed it up and insisted I watch the entire 30 minute segment. It was painful so I’ll summarize for you. (all times are approximate)2:45 pm: Mike Tobin on site near Pennsylvania and North Avenues in Baltimore calls into Fox News with breaking news about a shooting in Baltimore that he was eye witness to and reports “as he was...
  • Hillary Clinton Announces Lotto Path..to Citizenship

    05/05/2015 7:23:02 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 12 replies
    self ^ | May 5, 2015 | MeshugeMikey
    In a valiant attempt to kill two birds with one crone.....Hillary Clinton has just announced her new pay to play plan for legitiimizing Illegal aliens! details to be announced soon on the clinton Foundation Website
  • Filmmaker Demands Police Be Disarmed [semi-satire]

    05/04/2015 12:06:25 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore issued a statement demanding that police officers in America be barred from carrying firearms and that all imprisoned African Americans be released. Moore says he sees this "as a long term balancing of the scales. For hundreds of years in this country Blacks were enslaved and at the mercy of white overlords. Cosmic justice cries out for a reversal of this tyranny of white over Black. Let's see how the white man fares under racial oppression." The looting of white-owned businesses in Baltimore was characterized by Moore as "long overdue reparations for slavery" and the random...
  • Free Speech Monday: That’s Going to Cost You, Infidel

    05/04/2015 8:17:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-4-2015 | MOTUS
    And what, exactly, does that mean? “…he pledges allegiance to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi when he says “The bro with me and myself have given bay’ah to Amirul Mu’mineen”. According to Walid Shoebat, Amirul Mu’mineed means “prince of the faithful” which is referring to the ISIS Caliph Baghdadi.” What was Pamela Geller (Atlas Shrugged) thinking!? Sponsoring a “Draw Mohammad” contest?Insulting the “religion of peace” like that, why, she was just asking for it! (I hope that’s not considered a microaggression on my part by the campus speech police.) The event was sponsored by the American Freedom Defense Initiative (AFDI) and attended by...
  • National Draw ELTON SIMPSON Contest

    05/04/2015 7:17:45 AM PDT · by MeshugeMikey · 19 replies
    Self ^ | May 4, 2015 | meshugemikey
  • Armed American Radio (5-3-15)

    05/03/2015 4:55:53 PM PDT · by RandallFlagg · 1 replies
    Armed American Radio ^ | 5-3-15 | RandallFlagg
    The Armed American Radio broadcast with Mark Walters is on every Sunday 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. Coming to you live from the Crossbreed Holsters Studio. Find AAR on your local stationFacebookListen LiveThe AAR iTunes podcasts are usually available the following Monday Are you sad because the GunTalk radio show with the awesome Tom Gresham ended it's last few minutes, and you have to wait a week for another firearms-related radio show to appear so you can listen? Do you crave to hear from the experts across the nation about our current problems regarding twisted politicians inflicting their anti-gun agendas on...
  • Baltimore Mayor Apologizes for Calling Rioters "Thugs" [semi-satire]

    05/03/2015 3:33:45 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, whose infamous order to police to "give protestors space to destroy," sheepishly apologized to residents who participated in looting stores, burning buildings, and assaulting passersby for using the term "thugs" to describe their behavior. "My use of the word 'thugs' implied that these people were engaged in criminal acts," she said. "I have since been informed that stealing toilet paper, trashing the businesses of owners who had nothing to do with the death of Mr. Gray, and beating up white people foolish enough to venture into the streets were acts of righteous rage." The Mayor maintained...
  • Hillary Calls for Restoring Faith in Government [semi-satire]

    05/03/2015 10:51:44 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 May 2015 | John Semmens
    Former Secretary of State and current candidate for president Hillary Clinton bemoaned "the erosion of people's faith in government" and alleged that "it undermines the ability of those of us who are trying to lead." Clinton brushed aside widely perceived impressions that government has done a bad job by pointing out the early history of Christianity's failures. "Jesus' performance compares quite unfavorably with what modern government has been able to deliver," she said. "His people—the Christians—faced centuries of persecution. They were crucified. They were torn apart and devoured by wild animals for the amusement of spectators in the arenas of...
  • Not My Horse, But This Is My Rodeo

    05/03/2015 8:24:43 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-3-2015 | MOTUS
    Appearing on David Letterman last Thursday, Lady M proved again that you can never do too much self promotion (partial list so far this year: Kimmel, Fallon, Ellen, Glamour, Night Shift, and last butt hardly least, the Black Girls Rock! event).Black Girl, rockin’Donning a regal purple v-neck, flared dress MO dished with Dave on things like Joining Forces - Lady M’s military PR program - and college education (everyone should get one; for free).Then things shifted to more serious issues: Lady M’s career after being FLOTUS: she’s either going to be president, or a nanny for David Letterman’s children (although...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    05/03/2015 12:58:51 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 03 May 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican