Humor (General/Chat)
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The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. "What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" ; "Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something...
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Victor Borge once determined that our spoken word lacked the clarity of written prose, and suggested this remedy to help us get our message across verbally.
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This is freakin' hilarious. Let us leave aside, for a moment, the rich irony that Scaty Abrams wants to ban the very rifles and shotguns these men are holding. Let us discuss the man on the left. Look at his scope.That's right. It is on backwards. He's gotta be thinking -- if he's capable of thinking -- "How come everyone looks so SMALL???"I guess if it comes to violence, I can kinda get behind taking this crew on. LOL!Maybe, maybe he's just so damned good, he wants to give us a fighting chance. AAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!
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ST LOUIS, MO—In an ecumenical council convened in St. Louis last week, the use of decaf coffee was condemned as rank heresy. The evangelical summit unanimously voted to define as heresy the "belief that decaf coffee is of any value, and good for anything other than being trampled under foot." "It is a wolf in sheep's clothing. It devours the unsuspecting. It doesn't even taste good, for crying out loud," said renowned New Testament scholar NT Wright during the summit. "I call on Christians of all stripes to forcefully reject this imposter gospel." The council rejected a motion to name...
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Vanity. Please post quotes of your stupid local news casters. Example. Students are REQUIRED to participate in a VOLUNTARY program. What’s voluntary about that?
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A sign In Vice-President Pence's home town in Indiana, in the Front Window of a Business: WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, HILLARY CLINTON, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID, ALL THE ELITES OF CONGRESS, THE MASS MEDIA, AND ALL OF HOLLYWOOD THAN WITH ONE CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN!!! This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Whiting, Indiana (V-P Pence's home town). You are probably either outraged, or saddened, or elated, depending on your political persuasion. However, we are a society which holds the Freedom of Speech, as perhaps our greatest liberty; and after all. it is...
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The official name of the Nazi party was the NSDAP, otherwise known as Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei - TRANSLATION - National Socialist German Worker’s Party.
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He never mentioned him by name, but former President Barack Obama made it clear Friday at a rally in Miami’s Overtown that by electing Andrew Gillum governor of Florida, the state can deliver a blow to President Donald Trump.... On Friday, the faithful jammed into a sweltering, cavernous room at Miami’s Ice Palace Film Studios, several attendees wearing Obama T-shirts they said dated to his first run for the presidency in 2008. Gillum’s campaign said more than 4,000 people attended....
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"Sarah Scott accused Pardue of sexual misconduct, the Los Angeles Times reported. Scott, 35, told the newspaper the incident happened when she and Pardue, 43, were filming a sex scene"
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NFL LIVE THREAD Week 9 THURSDAY, NOV 1, 2018 (All Times Eastern) Oakland at San Francisco 8:20 pm NFLN/Fox Levi's Stadium SUNDAY, NOV 4, 2018 Chicago at Buffalo 1:00 pm FOX New Era Field Pittsburgh at Baltimore 1:00 pm CBS M&T Bank Stadium Atlanta at Washington 1:00 pm FOX FedEx Field Detroit at Minnesota 1:00 pm FOX U.S. Bank Stadium Kansas City at Cleveland 1:00 pm CBS FirstEnergy Stadium N.Y. Jets at Miami 1:00 pm CBS Hard Rock Stadium Tampa Bay at Carolina 1:00 pm FOX Bank of America Stadium Houston at Denver 4:05 pm CBS Broncos Stadium at Mile...
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SEATTLE, WA—Starbucks Corporation has unveiled its annual holiday design for the 2017 Christmas season, and it features a prominent inverted Satanic pentacle. “It is our company’s mission to destroy Christianity,” Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz said in a press conference as he showed off the new design. “We would like to see the dark lord Satan’s designs for this nation carried out, beginning with a holiday cup proclaiming our allegiance to the Prince of Darkness.” “All hail Lucifer! All hail Lucifer!” Schultz declared, chanting in unison with Starbucks employees gathered at the press event. Christian groups expressed concern over the new...
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Interesting that somebody with a name that can't help but lead one to the word "algorithm" claims to have created the internet.
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A British woman who claims to have had sex with over 20 ghosts has finally found love. Amethyst Realm, 30, announced this week that after much deliberation over the look and size of a ring, she is now engaged to a spirit named Ray. Back in December, Realm told the British talk show “This Morning” that she had stopped having sex with real, living men since she preferred ghosts instead. And now she’s found The One. “Then, one day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived,” she...
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Full Title: Bernie Sanders Cheerily Greets Trick-Or-Treaters Before Stealing Their Candy For Redistribution NORTH HERO, VT—It's Halloween, which means trick-or-treaters are beginning to flood the streets of cities and towns all across the country in a beloved tradition. Children joyously knock on doors and receive candy at most of the houses in their neighborhood—most of the houses, that is, except for that of Bernie Sanders. Sanders cheerily opens the door each time children knock and cry out "Trick or treat!" and greets them, commenting on their costumes and wishing them a happy Halloween. Then, he pulls out his large bowl...
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"....“They threw Megyn’s s**t out fast,” an NBC insider told Radar. “Two show runners went into her office and a literally swooped everything off her desk and off the walls and threw them into two boxes.” “Nothing was handled with care, and some of the items broke, but nobody cares,” continued the insider. “The top just wanted there to be no remnants of Megyn and wanted her and her stuff out of the building immediately.”...."
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An amazing 2 letter English word. A reminder that one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and preposition. UP Read until the end ..... you'll laugh. This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic...
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