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  • Completion of I-22 could trigger apocalypse

    08/07/2016 11:10:27 AM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 22 replies
    AL.com ^ | April 19-20, 2016 | Matt Mitchell, The Ostrich
    Just as construction crews were putting the finishing touches on Interstate 22 this week, rumors began to circulate that the road's completion may set off a chain of events that could destroy humanity and bring civilization to it's knees. According to a Wikipedia article created last night, Interstate 22, formerly known as "Corridor X" and "Ye Olden Highway," is considered to be North America's very first construction project. Native American documents dating back to 800 AD show plans to clear a path from Memphis to Birmingham, giving Midwestern tribes of 19-22 year-olds the quickest route to destroying Alabama's pristine beaches...
  • Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

    08/07/2016 9:10:36 AM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 48 replies
    Anonymous Mags ^ | August 7, 2016 | Anonymous Mags
    Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study report. The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them. “These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have...
  • Humor the Antidepressant: The choice

    08/07/2016 7:59:54 AM PDT · by SandRat
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Elizabeth Cowan
    Now that the political conventions for both parties are finally over, what looms on the horizon? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, as in three more months of excessive carbon dioxide emissions, also known as empty rhetoric or hot air — including the same old same old promises which the winners never keep. All too often our choices for president are between the “absolutely not” candidate and the “hold your nose and vote” candidate. What we lack and sorely need is a stain free candidate. Teflon politicians need not apply. No murky past. No email trails, No...
  • The Rock sings to Hillary (Parody video edit - Want a laugh?)(Vanity)

    08/07/2016 7:43:11 AM PDT · by Celerity · 10 replies
    Youtube ^ | 8/1/16 | Kenny P
    "The Rock wanted to sing a special song to a special lady.."
  • What I Love About The Olympics (funny video)

    08/07/2016 5:46:49 AM PDT · by libertarian27 · 14 replies
    YouTube ^ | Aug 6, 2016 | AwakenWithJP
    "What I Love About The Olympics - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 38"
  • REPORTER SHOOTS GUN FOR FIRST TIME, CHANGES HIS LIFE!! - *PARODY*

    08/07/2016 3:40:47 AM PDT · by Jed Eckert · 11 replies
    Youtube ^ | Jun 20, 2016 | Jeffery Trahan
    Of course this is a parody of the classic liberal reporter that claimed to have PTSD after shooting an AR-15 for the first time. Our video shows what most likely happened... ENJOY! Share with your friends! ©2016 Youtube Link
  • Ferrari 458 Speciale Mutilated In Front Of Children At Cars & Coffee

    08/06/2016 11:38:03 PM PDT · by Enchante · 64 replies
    Jalopnik ^ | August 6, 2016 | Justin T. Westbrook
    A beautiful, special Ferrari 458 Speciale minding its own business was horrifyingly mutilated at Katie’s Cars & Coffee in Great Falls, Virginia this morning when a Mercedes 380 SL parallel parked on the face of the $300,000 supercar. Children were watching! If you head over to the Katie’s Cars & Coffee Facebook page, almost all of the Visitor Posts are of the carnage. In this clip below, you can see the moments just after the wreck happened. Warning: nobody was injured but the damage to the Ferrari and its wailing, crying and painful alarm may be graphic for some viewers....
  • Ridiculous clickbait:See How Hillary Clinton's Beauty Look Has Changed From the '60s to 2016

    08/06/2016 7:40:38 AM PDT · by Celerity · 30 replies
    MSN ^ | 8/3/16 | Lauren Levinson
    A doting, fawning look at how beautiful Hillary Clinton is. Or was. Or whatever. The author had to be so drunk that I almost in Johnnie Walker as the author. This is a clickbait piece of sh!t article that makes me want to tear my eyes out but it's a great laugh - See how MSN thinks she's the cat's meow. When she's really the cat's technicolor yawn.
  • Ridiculous Speed Sign

    A Video Message to County Commissioners about speed signs that are an apparent waste of taxpayers money. We have to say, while ridiculous, it's also brilliant.
  • CIA Chief Calls Donald Trump A Dangerous "Threat To National Security"

    08/05/2016 6:15:33 PM PDT · by KMG365 · 62 replies
    Ex-CIA Director Michael Morell endorses Hillary Clinton and says that Donald Trump was used by Russian PM Vladimir Putin as an "unwitting agent".
  • Kitten Summer Games

    08/05/2016 4:59:40 PM PDT · by Hot Tabasco · 9 replies
    The Hallmark Channel | 8/05/16 | Me
    The Kitten Summer Games begins tonight at 8:00 p.m. on the Hallmark Channel
  • Donald Trump Says Hillary Clinton Will Lead To 'The Destruction Of Our Country'

    08/05/2016 3:47:27 PM PDT · by KMG365 · 18 replies
    Trump talks about how if Hillary Clinton is elected President of the United States it will lead to "the destruction of our country from within" during his rally speech in Des Moines, Iowa.
  • Clinton mistakenly refers to Trump as her ‘husband’

    Clinton mistakenly refers to Trump as her ‘husband’
  • Blake Griffin Draws Big Laughs With Stand-Up Comedy Routine

    08/05/2016 11:43:58 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 12 replies
    KFOR ^ | AUGUST 5, 2016 | DALLAS FRANKLIN
    Los Angeles Clippers star and former University of Oklahoma basketball standout Blake Griffin drew big laughs with his stand-up comedy routine in Montreal. Last week, Griffin performed at 10-minute set at Montreal’s Just For Laughs comedy festival. During his set, Griffin opened up about his NBA experiences, including his feelings on post-game interviews and the first time he went to a strip club with his teammates. Warning: Video contains graphic language. Viewer discretion is advised.
  • US Indicts Top Former Venezuelan Officials of Drug Traficking

    08/05/2016 11:15:17 AM PDT · by fella · 4 replies
    Panam Post ^ | 2 Aug 2016 | Orlando Avendano
    US Indicts Top Former Venezuelan Officials of Drug Traficking Venezuela's Minister of Interior Becomes Highest-Ranking Officer to be Officially Accused by US for Drug Trafficking. Follow up story Venezuela: Maduro Promotes General Accused of Drug Trafficking in US to Minister Major General Nestor Luis Reverol, who was in charge of the National Anti-Drug Organization (ONA) in Venezuela, is officially a fugitive from US justice, according to New York’s Eastern District Federal Court in Brooklyn. Reverol, who was appointed on Tuesday, August 2 as Interior Minister of Justice and Peace by President Nicolás Maduro, has been charged by the United States...
  • Hillary Humor

    08/05/2016 9:23:46 AM PDT · by Truthseeker2016 · 6 replies
    www.hillaryforme.org ^ | 8/5/2016 | Truth Seeker
    Hillary's Top 10 favorite excuses 10 I thought “Confidential” meant “Just between us girls”! 9 I thought “wiping the server clean” was using Windex to make it sparkle. 8 My dog ate the emails! 7 Doesn’t everyone have their own email server in their basement? 6 I still have seventeen unused “Get Out of Jail” cards from my husband.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    08/05/2016 5:44:36 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 38 replies
    Let the games begin! President Obama is scheduled to speak at the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Nervous, he asks for a teleprompter. On the day of the speech, he takes to the podium and starts, "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh." An aide quickly rushes to his side and whispers, "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below that!" Punchlines: Rio isn't ready and other Olympic facts Twitter Olympics Jumping from JUSTICE #HillaryOlympics ********Triple jump through a tax loophole #TrumpOlympics **** "Poll Faulting" #HillaryOlympics #TrumpOlympics ********Shark Jumping #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics ****Synchronized deporting #TrumpOlympics ****The 30,000 email delete...
  • Today's Toons 8/5/16

    08/05/2016 1:28:07 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 8/5/16 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Microsoft just replaced its toy gun emoji with a real handgun

    08/05/2016 12:59:25 AM PDT · by Swordmaker · 18 replies
    MacDailyNews ^ | August 4, 2016
    “Microsoft this week replaced a toy gun emoji with a real revolver in an apparent need to conform to universal emoji standards.,” Nick Statt reports for The Verge. “The change, which arrived with the company’s Windows 10 Anniversary Update on Tuesday, is part of a larger emoji redesign project Microsoft embarked on months ago to refresh its library with new designs,” Statt reports. “‘It’s unclear why Microsoft felt the need to replace its old toy gun, which resembled a sci-fi space blaster, with a real firearm. It does, however, put the company at philosophical odds with Apple.”“Both companies are part...
  • President Obama Attacks Donald Trump's Rigged Elections Conspiracy Theory

    08/04/2016 3:25:05 PM PDT · by KMG365 · 34 replies
    Barack Obama laughs at Donald Trump's claims that the upcoming Presidential election will be rigged during his Press Conference at the Pentagon.