Humor (General/Chat)
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Just as construction crews were putting the finishing touches on Interstate 22 this week, rumors began to circulate that the road's completion may set off a chain of events that could destroy humanity and bring civilization to it's knees. According to a Wikipedia article created last night, Interstate 22, formerly known as "Corridor X" and "Ye Olden Highway," is considered to be North America's very first construction project. Native American documents dating back to 800 AD show plans to clear a path from Memphis to Birmingham, giving Midwestern tribes of 19-22 year-olds the quickest route to destroying Alabama's pristine beaches...
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Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study report. The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them. “These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have...
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Now that the political conventions for both parties are finally over, what looms on the horizon? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, as in three more months of excessive carbon dioxide emissions, also known as empty rhetoric or hot air — including the same old same old promises which the winners never keep. All too often our choices for president are between the “absolutely not” candidate and the “hold your nose and vote” candidate. What we lack and sorely need is a stain free candidate. Teflon politicians need not apply. No murky past. No email trails, No...
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"The Rock wanted to sing a special song to a special lady.."
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"What I Love About The Olympics - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 38"
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Of course this is a parody of the classic liberal reporter that claimed to have PTSD after shooting an AR-15 for the first time. Our video shows what most likely happened... ENJOY! Share with your friends! ©2016 Youtube Link
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A beautiful, special Ferrari 458 Speciale minding its own business was horrifyingly mutilated at Katie’s Cars & Coffee in Great Falls, Virginia this morning when a Mercedes 380 SL parallel parked on the face of the $300,000 supercar. Children were watching! If you head over to the Katie’s Cars & Coffee Facebook page, almost all of the Visitor Posts are of the carnage. In this clip below, you can see the moments just after the wreck happened. Warning: nobody was injured but the damage to the Ferrari and its wailing, crying and painful alarm may be graphic for some viewers....
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A doting, fawning look at how beautiful Hillary Clinton is. Or was. Or whatever. The author had to be so drunk that I almost in Johnnie Walker as the author. This is a clickbait piece of sh!t article that makes me want to tear my eyes out but it's a great laugh - See how MSN thinks she's the cat's meow. When she's really the cat's technicolor yawn.
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A Video Message to County Commissioners about speed signs that are an apparent waste of taxpayers money. We have to say, while ridiculous, it's also brilliant.
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Ex-CIA Director Michael Morell endorses Hillary Clinton and says that Donald Trump was used by Russian PM Vladimir Putin as an "unwitting agent".
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The Kitten Summer Games begins tonight at 8:00 p.m. on the Hallmark Channel
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Trump talks about how if Hillary Clinton is elected President of the United States it will lead to "the destruction of our country from within" during his rally speech in Des Moines, Iowa.
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Clinton mistakenly refers to Trump as her ‘husband’
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Los Angeles Clippers star and former University of Oklahoma basketball standout Blake Griffin drew big laughs with his stand-up comedy routine in Montreal. Last week, Griffin performed at 10-minute set at Montreal’s Just For Laughs comedy festival. During his set, Griffin opened up about his NBA experiences, including his feelings on post-game interviews and the first time he went to a strip club with his teammates. Warning: Video contains graphic language. Viewer discretion is advised.
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US Indicts Top Former Venezuelan Officials of Drug Traficking Venezuela's Minister of Interior Becomes Highest-Ranking Officer to be Officially Accused by US for Drug Trafficking. Follow up story Venezuela: Maduro Promotes General Accused of Drug Trafficking in US to Minister Major General Nestor Luis Reverol, who was in charge of the National Anti-Drug Organization (ONA) in Venezuela, is officially a fugitive from US justice, according to New York’s Eastern District Federal Court in Brooklyn. Reverol, who was appointed on Tuesday, August 2 as Interior Minister of Justice and Peace by President Nicolás Maduro, has been charged by the United States...
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Hillary's Top 10 favorite excuses 10 I thought “Confidential” meant “Just between us girls”! 9 I thought “wiping the server clean” was using Windex to make it sparkle. 8 My dog ate the emails! 7 Doesn’t everyone have their own email server in their basement? 6 I still have seventeen unused “Get Out of Jail” cards from my husband.
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Let the games begin! President Obama is scheduled to speak at the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Nervous, he asks for a teleprompter. On the day of the speech, he takes to the podium and starts, "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh." An aide quickly rushes to his side and whispers, "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is below that!" Punchlines: Rio isn't ready and other Olympic facts Twitter Olympics Jumping from JUSTICE #HillaryOlympics ********Triple jump through a tax loophole #TrumpOlympics **** "Poll Faulting" #HillaryOlympics #TrumpOlympics ********Shark Jumping #TrumpOlympics #HillaryOlympics ****Synchronized deporting #TrumpOlympics ****The 30,000 email delete...
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“Microsoft this week replaced a toy gun emoji with a real revolver in an apparent need to conform to universal emoji standards.,†Nick Statt reports for The Verge. “The change, which arrived with the company’s Windows 10 Anniversary Update on Tuesday, is part of a larger emoji redesign project Microsoft embarked on months ago to refresh its library with new designs,†Statt reports. “‘It’s unclear why Microsoft felt the need to replace its old toy gun, which resembled a sci-fi space blaster, with a real firearm. It does, however, put the company at philosophical odds with Apple.â€â€œBoth companies are part...
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Barack Obama laughs at Donald Trump's claims that the upcoming Presidential election will be rigged during his Press Conference at the Pentagon.
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