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  • Kerry accuses Bush of stifling dissent

    04/22/2006 1:29:53 PM PDT · by Panerai · 146 replies · 2,416+ views
    Boston.com ^ | 04/22/2006 | Mark Pratt
    Those who disagree with the Bush administration's policies in Iraq face the same scornful charges that they are unpatriotic as Sen. John Kerry did 35 years ago when he spoke out against the Vietnam War, the Massachusetts Democrat said Saturday. "I have come here today to reaffirm that it was right to dissent in 1971 from a war that was wrong. And to affirm that it is both a right and an obligation for Americans today to disagree with a President who is wrong, a policy that is wrong, and a war in Iraq that weakens the nation," Kerry said...
  • John Kerry Roughing it with Butler

    04/08/2006 2:36:44 PM PDT · by Cinnamon · 18 replies · 528+ views
    Newsmax ^ | Saturday, April 8, 2006 11:01 a.m. EDT | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff
    Responding to criticism that he had a laundry list of demands when he stayed in luxury hotels on the campaign trail, Sen. John Kerry said yesterday that he recently took a trip where he slept every night in his truck - accompanied only by his motorcycle, a friend and his butler, "Marvin." Asked about the trip by radio host Don Imus, Kerry explained: "Marvin and Teddy [and myself] . . . We had the best damned time, I'll tell you." "It was wonderful," the top Democrat declared. "We didn't stay anywhere. We actually drove all night. We slept in the...
  • 'Demanding' Kerry Won't Do Ketchup

    03/28/2006 5:10:52 PM PST · by Aussie Dasher · 57 replies · 1,323+ views
    NewsMax ^ | 29 March 2006 | Carl Limbacher
    John Kerry’s list of travel demands makes Dick Cheney "look like a travelin’ rube,” according to the Smoking Gun, an online site that has obtained both the vice president’s and Senator Kerry’s lists of demands. Kerry’s demand list was compiled during the 2004 presidential campaign and circulated by the would-be president’s advance team to prepare hotels for a Kerry visit. The documents reveal that Kerry "hates celery,” and instructs, "NEVER order Tomato based products OR sandwiches [sic].” Thus, ketchup, the condiment that made Mrs. Heinz Kerry’s previous husband enormously wealthy, is out of the question. Kerry does like fruits –...
  • Heinz profit falls 23%

    02/28/2006 11:08:01 AM PST · by new yorker 77 · 49 replies · 1,004+ views
    Reuters via Yahoo! News ^ | February 28, 2006 | Brad Dorfman
    Ketchup maker H.J. Heinz Co. (NYSE:HNZ - news) on Tuesday posted a 23 percent drop in net profit, and fell short of Wall Street estimates, as its tax rate rose and the stronger dollar cut into the value of overseas sales. Analysts said part of the earnings miss was because some operations that were reclassified by the company as discontinued had been classified as ongoing operations by analysts when they made their estimates. "At least part of the apparent miss was due to the sale of businesses in Europe, as Heinz streamlines its operations there -- a plan that we...
  • A special message from the Department of Troll Control, come and get it!

    01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST · by dhls · 6,336 replies · 37,707+ views
    Department of Troll Control | Another Ignorant Troll
    Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans...
  • John F'ing Kerry Interview on "This Week" 1-22-06 (video)

    01/22/2006 7:27:36 AM PST · by FreedomNeocon · 36 replies · 1,312+ views
    This Week ^ | 1-22-06 | FreedomNeocon
    Since it was on one of the lower rated Sunday shows (and well... is Kerry), I figured this might have been missed by alot of people. For your entertainment... Pt 1 Pt 2
  • SICK OF PEOPLE IMPOSING THEIR RELIGOUS BELIEFS ON OTHERS

    12/27/2005 10:42:05 AM PST · by proud republican woman · 569 replies · 16,623+ views
    Freeper | December 27, 2005 | Proud Republican Woman, zotted by Archpriestess Helga, Church of the Viking Kittens
    After reading all of the crap that people have been saying regarding Adult Private Social Clubs, I felt that I had to post an article and give my opinion. I am sick and tired of all the religous groups that are saying that there are drugs, prostitution, minors, non-consenting people, and just immoral people at these clubs! First of all, who do these people think they are to decide what is morally right or wrong for me? I believe that I have a good set of morals. I am a law abiding, tax paying citizen, I work full time and...
  • Teresa Heinz drops 'Kerry'

    11/21/2005 6:50:03 PM PST · by george76 · 106 replies · 3,874+ views
    Tribune-Review ^ | February 6, 2005 | Tamara Rodriguez Reichberg
    A campaign convenience is no more. Teresa Heinz, the erstwhile Teresa Heinz Kerry, has stopped using the last name of her husband... Preceding its Women Who Make a Difference Awards dinner next month, the National Council for Research on Women is featuring "a conversation with Teresa Heinz," according to a release from the organization. The council failed to mention the final half of the Fox Chapel ketchup heiress' formerly elongated last name in several other references.
  • Wrongful-death suit filed by Heinz Kerry settled for $15 million

    10/24/2005 9:27:30 PM PDT · by bitt · 48 replies · 2,796+ views
    centredaily.com ^ | 10/24/05 | ap
    PHILADELPHIA - A lawsuit filed by Teresa Heinz Kerry after her first husband, U.S. Sen. John Heinz, died in a midair collision in 1991 was settled for $15 million, according to newly unsealed court records. Last year, attorneys for The Philadelphia Inquirer sought to unseal the settlement papers when U.S. Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., ran for president; Kerry married Heinz's widow in 1995. At first, attorneys for the Heinz estate tried to prevent the Montgomery County Court records from being unsealed, citing the family's need for security and privacy. In October 2004, Montgomery County Judge Paul Tressler unsealed portions of...
  • Brown: Kerry upbraids Bush administration (bemoans uniformed public - like the elite he is)

    09/20/2005 2:27:05 AM PDT · by Cincinatus' Wife · 90 replies · 2,517+ views
    Boston Globe ^ | September 20, 2005 | Peter S. Canellos
    'We have to get angry, and organize around that," he told the audience of about 800 students at Brown University, deviating from his prepared text. ...And while Kerry's speech was part of an annual political lecture series at Brown, it had the air of a major political moment. The senator was surrounded by family members including his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, daughter Vanessa, and brother Cameron -- each a key member of his inner circle and each in a position to advise him on whether to make a 2008 run. They and the senator's aides scrutinized his performance from the...
  • Kerry delivers aid and criticism [Another pair of 'New Balance's']

    09/13/2005 5:43:10 AM PDT · by johnny7 · 29 replies · 818+ views
    Boston Herald  ^ | September 13, 2005 | By Casey Ross
    Sen. John F. Kerry jumped into the political fray surrounding the federal government's sluggish hurricane relief efforts yesterday, jetting to storm-ravaged communities with 24 tons of supplies and a pointed message for the Bush administration. ``This is not rocket science,'' the Bay State senator said before boarding a plane to Lafayette, La.
  • The 10 Commandments of July 4

    07/04/2005 2:13:02 PM PDT · by gpapa · 1 replies · 594+ views
    Beacon News (Aurora, IL) ^ | July 04, 2005 | Beacon News Staff
    • Light not thy fireworks......
  • Ketchup Spill Sets Off Lawyer-Secretary Feud

    06/17/2005 3:50:08 PM PDT · by freepatriot32 · 37 replies · 2,489+ views
    aolnews.com ^ | 6 17 05 | aolnews
    LONDON (June 17) - An e-mail between a highly paid lawyer and a secretary over a tomato ketchup stain has become the talk of legal circles in London, leaving the sender distinctly red-faced. British media reported with glee the tale of Richard Phillips, who e-mailed the secretary to ask her to pay a four-pound ($7.30) dry-cleaning bill after she accidentally spilled tomato ketchup on his trousers. The secretary, who had just returned to work after her mother died, was so irate she forwarded the e-mail to several colleagues at the firm of Baker & McKenzie, who in turn passed it...
  • Communism and human nature (Bolshie Mod sez, Arise ye kittens of the earth!)

    04/05/2005 10:50:57 AM PDT · by Sammy sam · 153 replies · 8,234+ views
    Many argue that communism will never be possible because of "human nature". The essence of this false argument is the belief that a communist society would consist of an all-powerful central government that would tell everybody what to do--and would therefore undermine the creative initiative of individuals and the search for happiness. • This argument is based on two false assumptions: (1) It assumes that a communist society will look like the former Soviet Union, or the current China, North Korea, etc (ie: corrupt police states with a feudal-style ruling class) (2) It assumes that people will only work in...
  • H.J. Heinz Profit Falls on Hain Write-Down

    02/28/2005 5:54:12 PM PST · by paudio · 33 replies · 878+ views
    Fox News ^ | February 28, 2005
    CHICAGO — Ketchup maker H.J. Heinz Co. (HNZ) posted sharply lower third-quarter profits Monday, as the ketchup-maker said strong business in North America couldn't make up for rising fuel costs, soaring commodity prices and a large write-down. Earns for the quarter ending Jan. 26 was $152.4 million, or 43 cents per share. During the same period last year, the company earned $202.2 million, or 57 cents per share. The company reported $73.8 million in impairment charges during the third quarter, largely due to a write-off of an investment in the Hain Celestial Group Inc (HAIN). Excluding impairment charges and 4...
  • Poor T-Razor

    02/28/2005 11:49:20 AM PST · by rockabyebaby · 12 replies · 631+ views
    CHICAGO — Ketchup maker H.J. Heinz Co. (HNZ) posted a 25 percent drop in quarterly earnings due to a write-down of its investment in Hain Celestial Group Inc. (HAIN), though frozen foods helped lead a 7.8 percent increase in sales.
  • Heinz cooks up China strategy

    02/13/2005 4:14:58 PM PST · by Willie Green · 2 replies · 306+ views
    The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^ | Sunday, February 13, 2005 | Teresa F. Lindeman
    Ketchup king hopes to use Olympic training restaurant bearing its name as an entree to sell more products In China, the Heinz name means baby food. Between 5 and 8 million of the 20 million babies born annually in the populous country will down a spoonful of the company's cereals before they turn into preschoolers. But the H.J. Heinz Co. wants to sell a lot more than just baby food to China, and the 2008 Olympics may serve as an entree. A year-old Heinz Western Restaurant at the Chinese government's Olympic sports training center in Beijing features Heinz ketchup bottles...
  • Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle

    02/13/2005 12:51:56 PM PST · by ambrose · 69 replies · 1,492+ views
    AFP | 2.13.05
    Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle February 13 2005 at 05:50PM Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup. Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon. "It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said. "It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this...
  • ODE TO THE LEFT BE-HEINZ

    12/02/2004 5:22:29 PM PST · by CHARLITE · 10 replies · 771+ views
    Private Email | DECEMBER 2, 2004 | Unknown
    ODE TO THE LEFT BE-HEINZ When polls were closed, We all supposed It couldn't be much closer! Now Libs are torn, downcast...Forlorn, And poor Soros moroser! The votes were cast, And now at last The counting would begin. Monsieur LaMoore Was very sure His flick would do George in. But now instead, The states are Red, And Hollywood is Blue. Ben Affleck's mad, Sarandon's sad, And Whoopi's come unglued! Begala whines, The Left Be-Heinz, "The Boss" just wonders..."HOW?" James Carville pouts, O'Donnell shouts... No time to ketchup now! The Kerry crowd Was brash and loud; The cool and hip were...
  • Officer sacked for ketchup deaths (using ketchup to fake gallantry and win medals for bravery)

    11/29/2004 7:06:10 AM PST · by dead · 19 replies · 1,185+ views
    Sunday Times (South Africa) ^ | Monday November 29, 2004 09:30 - (SA)
    GUWAHATI - An Indian army officer has been dismissed and another suspended after a court martial found they splashed tomato ketchup on civilians to make them look like dead separatist rebels, officials say. An army spokesman said Colonel H.S. Kohli took photos of civilians covered with tomato sauce and posing as corpses and gave them to his senior officers as proof of separatist killings in the revolt-hit northeastern state of Assam. "The colonel tried to use the photographs to back his claim for a gallantry award and was subsequently tried and found guilty in a court martial," an army spokesman...