My message to our government and all terrorists
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Posted on 11/20/2015 5:10:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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Dear Family and Friends!
I am sorry that I have not been responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue
( PIST-AWF ).
For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.
It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
And I stupidly thought my affliction was due to aging!
If you watched the Democrat debate on mute, it looked like Bernie Sanders spent two hours angrily sending his soup back at the deli. ~ Kimmel
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Bernie Sanders will deliver a speech tomorrow, which pundits say will seek to clarify his identity as a Democratic socialist. He'll explain that "Democratic" means he believes everyone should have an equal say, and "socialist" means he's not getting elected. ~ Meyers
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Bernie Sanders, the presidential hopeful and senator from Vermont, joined Snapchat. Bernie did this, I assume, to appeal to younger voters. If you're the oldest candidate running for president, maybe not a great idea to post a drawing of yourself as a ghost. ~ Kimmel
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If you'd like to follow Bernie Sanders, his Snapchat user name is bernie.sanders. If you want to log into his account, his password is "Password." ~ Kimmel
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Jeb Bush is on Snapchat. He's been on for a while because he's cool too. The Bush campaign launched a contest people can enter to win a chance to have dinner with Jeb Bush. The contest is called, "Will someone please come hang out with me?" ~ Kimmel
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President Obama is overseas this week joining other world leaders in Turkey for the G-20 summit. Which is unusual, because normally when people are gathered around Turkey debating Obama, it's just a bunch of drunk uncles at Thanksgiving. ~ Fallon
So much better than the red dot!
If Islam is a religion of peace, wouldn’t radical Islamists be radical peacenicks out protesting with Code Pink?
LMAO.
To a Man, a safe space is a non hard hat area.
I have entered this land of FReep unscathed. So far.
Supplies are running low. Getting weak.
No water for three days.
Must - make - it - to - keyboard - - pen - cornball - prose. . . ..
Later:
Whew! That was close!
Hello. Newby here. Thought I’d add to the havoc.
Bernie Sanders Rushed to the Hospital!
Dateline: Unicorn University, formally known as the state of Vermont.
Sobbing uncontrollably and clutching his Hello Kitty mouse pad for comfort, our beloved Dean Bern-Bern was rushed to central receiving early this morning.
By noon, as reported from Safespace Central, the anti deodorant activist was recovered enough to be moved out of the terminal ward to the cowering section.
Doctors have diagnosed Uncle Bernie as suffering from an acute dose of reality.
Someone told him the Sixties were dead.
Outrage on Campus!
A *MAN* was spotted!
Chaos ensues!
Campus organizers were both shocked and scrambling for an acronym to describe the appalling lapse of security that would allow a *MAN* to saunter onto our precious institute of higher outrage.
“It was horrible!” Bellowed Twanita Pizspot, professional student activist. “This, this, *MAN* had the nerve to walk with his head up! And will look you straight in the eye!
Can you believe, in these progressive times, that this agressive racist male behaviour is tolerated!?! I demand action! They must be indoctrinated!”
Rumors of this male monster having a real job sent further shockwaves through sensitivity central.
Diddle major Swinkle Tushtats was inconsolable. “Next thing you’ll tell precious me is that he’s married to an actual woman and calls her *his* *WIFE*! *HIS*!”
“As a progressive guilt-ridden white male,” chirped Panda Clump, whoever the fluck this twink is, “I find this not only highly offensive, but it is a direct insult to our beloved black overlord, who is as progressively wussy as they come.”
fsst! . . . . . .
Oops... we’ve lost the feed, Mel. The campus wind power generators must be clogged up with dead eagles & stoners again.
Hmmm . . .. Well, now back to our program, “Milestones in Bernie Saunders life: his first temper tantrum.” . . ..
“Up to the minute news, up to the minute that’s all the news.
Here’s to a Greater and Stronger America.
See you at Ten. See you then.”
George Putnam, Los Angeles Newscaster signoff, 1950’s - 60’s
At least Klinger was just doing it to get out of the Army, he wasn’t asking the Army to let him serve as a Tranny.
And this is the hope of the Democratic Party for 2016!
Funny how we never see that on TV....but we saw this ad nauseum...and Chevy Chase made his career by mocking Ford for it.
In, finally...*sigh*
Breaking News......
Jenner to donate balls to Obama...
Film@11
Chase paid for it later with a bad back. They were funny skits though, IMO.
I could watch that all day. Lol!
What follows are 25 unusual demands made by these student groups as posted at demands.org.
1. University of Missouri protesters demanded (ex-) President Tim Wolfe acknowledge his white privilege in a press conference:
We demand that University of Missouri System President, Tim Wolfe, writes a hand-written apology to Concerned Student 1-9-5-0 demonstrators and holds a press conference in the Mizzou Student Center reading the letter. In the letter and at the press conference, Tim Wolfe must acknowledge his white privilege, recognize that systems of oppression exits, and provide a verbal commitment to fulfilling Concerned Student 1-9-5-0 demands.
2. At Amherst, protesters demanded President Carolyn Martin issue a written apology for a litany of sins:
President Martin must issue a statement of apology to students, alumni and former students, faculty, administration and staff who have been victims of several injustices including but not limited to our institutional legacy of white supremacy, colonialism, anti-black racism, anti-Latin@ racism, anti-Native American racism, anti-Native/ indigenous racism, anti-Asian racism, anti-Middle Eastern racism, heterosexism, cis-sexism, xenophobia, anti-Semitism, ableism, mental health stigma, and classism.
3. Also at Amherst, protesters demanded President Martin denounce some signs put up by “free speech†advocates and also threaten the students who did it with disciplinary action and mandatory “training for racial and cultural competency.â€
President Martin must issue a statement to the Amherst College community at large that states we do not tolerate the actions of student(s) who posted the “All Lives Matter†posters, and the “Free Speech†posters that stated that “in memoriam of the true victim of the Missouri Protests: Free Speech.†Also let the student body know that it was racially insensitive to the students of color on our college campus and beyond who are victim to racial harassment and death threats; alert them that Student Affairs may require them to go through the Disciplinary Process if a formal complaint is filed, and that they will be required to attend extensive training for racial and cultural competency.
4. Guillford College protesters demanded forced apologies from everyone:
We demand that school administrators, professors, staff, and student leaders acknowledge their racism, be it overt covert or passive.
5. Eastern Michigan University protesters demanded black financial-advisers:
We demand several black financial advisors whose sole purpose is to find and distribute scholarships and financial aid to and for black students specifically.
6. At Emory, students demanded raises and promotions for black faculty:
Black staff and administrators should receive an increase in their financial compensation or salaries. Changes should be made to the hierarchical structure of Campus Life which puts primarily white males at the top of the structure. More Black staff and staff of color should be in higher positions of power so that they can implement the changes that black students wish to see in the university.
7. At Johns Hopkins students demanded a mandatory semester-long class in “cultural competency.â€
We demand that The Johns Hopkins University creates and enforces mandatory cultural competency in the form of a semester long class requirement for undergraduate students as well as training for faculty and administration.
8. Princeton protesters also demanded mandatory cultural competency training and a new, better understanding of free speech to go with it:
WE DEMAND cultural competency training for all staff and faculty. It was voted down on the grounds of trespassing freedom of speech last spring semester. We demand a public conversation, which will be student led and administration supported, on the true role of freedom of speech and freedom of intellectual thought in a way that does not reinforce anti-Blackness and xenophobia.
9. Purdue protesters demanded a mandatory “racial awareness†curriculum:
We demand that Purdue create and enforce a required comprehensive racial awareness curriculum for all students, staff, faculty, administration, and police. This curriculum must be vetted and overseen by a board of diverse students, faculty, and staff.
10. University of Cincinnati protesters also demanded a mandatory racial awareness curriculum:
We demand that the University of Cincinnati enforces a fully funded comprehensive racial awareness curriculum that is mandatory for all students, faculty, staff, and police structured by a caucus comprised of students, community members, and administrators of diverse backgrounds to be put in place by the start of the 2017-¬2018 academic year.
11. Santa Clara University protesters demanded mandatory, quarterly cultural events focused on “marginalized†students:
We advocate adding a multicultural event requirement once a quarter to all C&I classes. This requirement would mandate students to attend an event that amplifies the voices of marginalized students on campus. Examples include: Difficult Dialogues, MCC Culture Shows, Markkula Center for Applied Ethics sponsored events, etc.
12. Yale protesters demanded financial aid consultants for illegal immigrant students:
Eight financial aid consultants who are trained to deal specifically with financial aid application processes of international and undocumented students
13. Claremont McKenna protesters demand students be educated about micro-aggressions:
Expose students to systemic oppression through FWS and FHS-this includes but is not limited to issues on race, sexuality, gender, class and ability. The need for such programs to educate the student body is evidenced by numerous microaggressions felt by students of color. The cultural insensitivity on campus is further highlighted by race themed party proposals, such as an Indian Wedding Party and Colonial Bros, Pilgrims, and Navajos themed TNC
14. Michigan State protesters demanded the construction of a “free-standing†multicultural center:
We demand the construction of a free-standing Multicultural Center with its own budget from the University to support social and academic programming by Spring 2017.
15. Occidental college protesters demanded the police leave campus:
Immediate removal of LAPD’s presence on campus.
16. Simmons College protesters demanded a staff civil rights lawyer for students of color:
We demand a practicing professional civil rights lawyer to represent students of color. This lawyer will be paid by the college to inform students of their rights with no financial burden to students or student activity fees.
17. St. Louis University protesters demanded art:
Mutually agreed upon commissioned artwork.
18. Students at Brown demanded a day of remembrance for the school’s role in the slave trade:
Integrating the history of Brown’s role in the slave trade into orientation for both graduate and undergraduate students;
Designating an annual day of remembrance and a series of sponsored events;
19. Towson University protesters demanded white women in the Diversity Focus Forum stop speaking for black students:
Require the Diverse Focus Forum and other top-level diversity institutions to have at minimum one person of color on their board. White women should not be given positions to speak on behalf of what it is black students want from their university.
20. Not to be outdone, Berkeley protesters demanded a building be renamed for a convicted terrorist fugitive on the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted list:
WE DEMAND that the name of Barrows Hall be changed to Assata Shakur
21. UCLA protesters demanded an “Afro-houseâ€:
The creation and support of a UCLA Afro-house. Many Black students cannot afford to live in westwood with the high prices of rent. An Afro-house would provide a cheaper alternative housing solution for Black students, that would also serve as a safe space for Black Bruins to congregate and learn from each other.
22. Kansas University protesters demanded a new and separate student government:
Establish Multicultural Student Government independent of current University of Kansas Student Senate
23. Several of the demands included more mental health services, but only University of Ottawa protesters specified a “therapist of colorâ€:
Therapist of Color to be hired at the human Right Centre.
24. I know what you’re thinking. Where are the show trials? At the University of South Carolina protesters demanded investigations into three administrators. There was no explanation given for this, but the Charlotte Observer spoke to a protester who said the three administrators had failed to foster diversity on campus:
We demand that a transparent and independent investigation be launched into the following university administrators: the Executive Assistant to the President for Equal Opportunity Programs; the Associate Vice President for Student Affairs and Academic Support, Student Life and Development; and the Vice President for Student Affairs, Vice Provost and Dean of Students.
25. And the University of Toronto protesters went all out and demanded a free education for “black and indigenous studentsâ€:
Implement free education for Black and Indigenous students. As a result of years of colonization of Black and Indigenous people, the University of Toronto is a beneficiary of the twin project of:
a. Dispossessing Indigenous people of their land; and
b. The slave labor of the Americas, responsible for enriching Britain and its colonies.
c. In recognition of this history and in its resultant responsibility, the University of Toronto should ensure free admission to Black and Indigenous students.
Jamie Farr (Klinger) is a conservative.
What? No separate water fountains?
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