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Becko Products, Inc. Releases New Tear Towel®
Elective Decisions ^
| 02/26/10
| Chris Davis
Posted on 02/27/2010 4:30:09 PM PST by writer33
Thats right, Beck fans! Becko Products, Inc. releases the newest product that will certainly sweep the Nationa product so creative that it will undoubtedly dwarf ShamWow®. This product is guaranteed to save thousands of women from embarrassing trips to the bathroom to fix their mascara, a towel so inventive that it will take away that Tammy Faye Baker look. Its name is none other than the Tear Towel®.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; chrisdavis; glennbeck; idiot; jackass; marklevin; moron; rushlimbaugh
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Don't hesitate, pick up the phone and get this fine product now!
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:30:10 PM PST
by
writer33
To: Fudd Fan; SoCalPol; Clint N. Suhks; ChicagoConservative27; JohnLongIsland; WorkerbeeCitizen; ...
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:34:21 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ..
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:36:20 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Oh man. Have you lost your mind?
lol
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:41:38 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Political Philosophy: I Own Me (yep, boiled down to 6 letters))
To: GeronL
It’s all in good fun, and not even my idea. But it was a fun idea.
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:44:48 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
What a Riot and the Shamwow guy to boot.
GB leaves you with so much material.
I think I know what is coming next.
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:44:54 PM PST
by
SoCalPol
(Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
To: writer33
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:45:07 PM PST
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: writer33; SoCalPol
SoCalPol is such a great inspiration.
Keepem coming!
And don’t let the Chalkboard Disciples bite...
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:45:45 PM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(BZZZZZ..."There's not a dime's worth of difference between Democrats and Republicans".)
To: Clint N. Suhks
It doesn’t take much to pick up one the next one.
We need a laugh!
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:48:09 PM PST
by
SoCalPol
(Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
To: writer33
ROFL!
You’re going to get flamed for this, but what else is new?
Can I use it to dry off my truck?
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:50:58 PM PST
by
50cal Smokepole
(Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
To: writer33
Is this Levin's product of choice when he's crying about Beck stealing his purity of essence material?
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posted on
02/27/2010 4:56:32 PM PST
by
thecabal
(Destroy Progressivism)
To: SoCalPol
I think after that last comment on the thread, I’d say you know exactly what’s coming next. LOL!
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posted on
02/27/2010 5:24:41 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: TornadoAlley3
Great picture. Thanks for posting it, LOL!
But even Swaggart repented for his sins! Beck has yet to do so.
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posted on
02/27/2010 5:25:37 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: 50cal Smokepole
Can I use it to dry off my truck?Of course. It could be the spitting image of ShamWow. Because unlike Levin and Limbaugh, this isn't an original product. LOL!
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posted on
02/27/2010 5:28:46 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
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posted on
02/27/2010 5:35:15 PM PST
by
SoCalPol
(Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
To: thecabal; SoCalPol; Clint N. Suhks; holdonnow; TornadoAlley3
Is this Levin's product of choice when he's crying about Beck stealing his material?Let me first say that I believe that Mark Levin has used remarkable restraint in these matters, and most of it at the request of friends.
Now, having said that, Levin could likely have sued Beck back to the stone age where the burden of proof is much lower than in a criminal case. I believe, instead, Levin is using a humiliation tactic to shame Beck.
This humiliation tactic can be very effective. Of course, one must have integrity for it to be effective. And this is a character flaw I believe that Beck lacks. Otherwise, he would've called up Levin and apologized personally.
And he also should've gone on the air and apologized personally to Levin for stealing his material. Then, it all would've gone away. But he hasn't and he won't do that. Once again, it's that lack of integrity.
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posted on
02/27/2010 5:37:51 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
But will it clean Homer's makeup gun?
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posted on
02/27/2010 5:42:18 PM PST
by
rawcatslyentist
(Jeremiah 50:31 Behold, I am against you," O " you most proud, said the said the Lord GOD of hosts)
To: rawcatslyentist
But will it clean Homer's makeup gun?Absolutely. It's an extremely versatile towel. It just sells itself.
Great picture. Thanks for posting.
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posted on
02/27/2010 5:45:52 PM PST
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
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posted on
02/27/2010 6:05:19 PM PST
by
SoCalPol
(Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
To: writer33
Bravo! Yours is the most outstanding satire I’ve ever read. I can barely type because of my involuntary spasms of laughter.
In one short piece of satire, you’ve put George Carlin and Jackie Mason back into the minors. When are you going on tour?
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posted on
02/27/2010 6:07:40 PM PST
by
CalvaryJohn
(What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
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