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My neighbor's dog brought home a human skull, what
Posted on 09/27/2004 12:19:18 PM PDT by jilley
should I do? We live out in the country and the dog brought it home a few weeks ago. She says she wants to keep it for decoration and it is now stuck on her fence post. When I take her the paper every day, it creeps me out. Her dog is always leaving deer horns in my yard also, so it must be out there killing deer and breaking their horns off.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: badsanta; callripley; cigarindian; classic; clownposse; dontstareatsun; douwant2touchmunki; jilley; merchanseaman; monkeyskull; skull; spicoliskull; stupidisasstupiddoes; talkingdog
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To: DuncanWaring
Oooh. I could put that on a fence post in the front yard, and I bet no one would bother me...
241
posted on
09/27/2004 10:26:07 PM PDT
by
.38sw
To: jellybean
Well, there's that too.
*chuckle*
242
posted on
09/28/2004 4:59:11 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(DU, proof that the body continues after brain death)
To: jilley; Darksheare
First off, it is against the law to have a real human skull.
Second, You need to call the authorities. If the dog unearthed a shallow grave, the cops need to know.
Thirdly, if that dog is killing deer, can I have it?
243
posted on
09/28/2004 5:29:16 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: Zavien Doombringer
Posts 206.. and the really rapidly afterwards 213..
244
posted on
09/28/2004 5:33:17 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(DU, proof that the body continues after brain death)
To: Darksheare
Did you hear that loud explosion?
That was my skull....I followed your coffee recipe this morning.
The machine groaned and popped until the recirc was done, then, I took one big gulp...The only words I remember coming out of my mouth was a *cough* and "smoooooth" in a raspy voice....Now, I am clearing out all the jobs in the Job bucket.. I should be done with a weeks worth of work in 3 hours....
245
posted on
09/28/2004 5:37:00 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: jilley
Dude, That's my skull, I am sooo wasted!
246
posted on
09/28/2004 5:41:20 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: Zavien Doombringer; Eaker
Eaker likes to use er.. 'cutting fluid' in the coffee when he makes it that way.
Eaker, Zave just tried my coffee, what 'tweaks' to it do you recommend?
247
posted on
09/28/2004 5:42:46 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(DU, proof that the body continues after brain death)
To: jilley
It has been an hour and a half since you posted this story and your response number 213.How did you get all that accomplished in such a short period of time?
248
posted on
09/28/2004 5:43:50 AM PDT
by
eastforker
(Maybe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure what I said is what I meant_John Kerry)
To: jilley
Always in the market for some frozen beef...freepmail me
249
posted on
09/28/2004 5:43:50 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: jilley
Freerepublic has lawyers and other professionals that might offer some good advice.Seems like you have already been offered good advise. Now take it!
250
posted on
09/28/2004 5:45:32 AM PDT
by
muggs
(Political Correctness and Pandering For Votes Is Going to Get Americans Killed!)
To: eastforker
I think we've been had. Perhaps it wasn't a monkey skull after all. Post #122. You know, it's hard to differentiate between a monkey skull and a human skull.
251
posted on
09/28/2004 7:08:26 AM PDT
by
.38sw
To: Bella_Bru
Hi beautiful.
Did the loonies manage to put the head back on the rest of the corpse?
To: Darksheare; Zavien Doombringer
Eaker, Zave just tried my coffee, what 'tweaks' to it do you recommend?50% Jack Daniels, 50% Sprite, 0% Yer coffee.
Works every night!!
253
posted on
09/28/2004 8:20:32 AM PDT
by
Eaker
("He's the kind of guy who would fight a rattlesnake and give the snake a two-bite head start.")
To: Eaker; Zavien Doombringer
254
posted on
09/28/2004 9:21:54 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey DU, if I buy your servers, you'll have to be polite to me and call me your LORD AND MASTER.)
To: .38sw
says a darwinian to a creationist
255
posted on
09/28/2004 9:26:39 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: jjbrouwer
Did the loonies manage to put the head back on the rest of the corpse? I think the poster of this thread has run away. It was an amusing thread at least.
256
posted on
09/28/2004 9:27:28 AM PDT
by
Bella_Bru
(It's for the children = It takes a village)
To: Bella_Bru
I think the poster of this thread has run away. Or just got arrested because the nieghbor was really them...
257
posted on
09/28/2004 9:37:22 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: Zavien Doombringer
That's what I thought.
And an ape's or monkey skull does not look like a human skull.
258
posted on
09/28/2004 9:44:04 AM PDT
by
Bella_Bru
(It's for the children = It takes a village)
To: .38sw
Yes, as we all know that there are several monkeys that are indigenous to north america:
The southeastern porch monkey, which can be seen in it's natural habitat after 5 or 6 in the afternoon on a warm summer day.
The Northeastern Ally Monkey
The Midwestern corn ape
The Mississippi Mud Ape and Bayou Clinger
Ah yes, the list goes on...
259
posted on
09/28/2004 9:53:59 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
To: jilley
Freerepublic has lawyers and other professionals that might offer some good advice. Is there a taxidermist in the house?
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