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CelebrityWonder ^ | December 2005 | CelebrityWonder

[Fintan]

Tyra Banks' Disgusting First Kiss
 

 

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Tyra Banks claims her first kiss was like having a slug thrust into her mouth.

The sexy model said her first snog - at 13 - was the most disgusting experience she has ever endured.

She confessed on her TV show "The Tyra Banks Show": "He tried to kiss me in the movies and he put his tongue in my mouth. It felt like a worm, like a slug in my mouth!"

"It was the most disgusting feeling in the world! And I was like, 'I don't like to kiss like that,' pretending that I kiss all the time, I just don't like it like that ... I couldn't look at him after that and a week later he dumped me."

The beauty was later left stunned when her childhood kisser walked on stage in a surprise appearance.

The surprised star said: "Oh my god, I can't believe it! You know, you broke my heart!"
 

 

 

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Fans Urge Britney to Divorce Husband
 

 

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Britney Spears fans are urging her to divorce husband Kevin Federline.

Admirers of the superstar singer have even launched a website aimed at making Britney see sense and dump Kevin.

DivorceKevin.com includes a petition begging the young mom to leave and comments from fans annoyed with his behavior.

A statement on the website reads: "Are you sick of seeing the train wreck that is Britney and Kevin?"

"Sign the K-Fed Up Petition and help Britney remove the boil that is Kevin from herself and her payroll." So far more than 2000 people have added their name to the petition.

Earlier this month, Britney - who recently gave birth to the couple's first child, Sean Preston - reportedly kicked Kevin out of her plush Malibu home after a string of rows - and even had his swanky Ferrari towed away.

A source said at the time: "He loves his car almost as much as he loves Britney. He was devastated when he heard she'd sent it back to the dealer."
 

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50 Sends Goons Out for Girls
 

 

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50 Cent reportedly sent his entourage to a London nightspot to handpick some attractive women for him.

The rapper dispatched his staff to the swanky Embassy club because he wanted some girls brought to his hotel for a private party.

A source at the club told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "50's goons pitched up and immediately started scouring the club for talent. The place was teeming with attractive girls so they were spoilt for choice."

"They were telling potential conquests 50 Cent was hosting a party back at his hotel and that they were all invited."

Last week, the hip-hop star allegedly left a Paris nightclub after being snubbed by all the pretty girls inside.

The star had failed to attract much attention from the women in the club so asked his bodyguards to invite some sexy girls over to his table - but they refused to come and sit with him.

An insider revealed: "After a while, one of his goons approached two good-looking girls and asked them to join him at his table, but they seemed nonplussed. Parisian girls tend to be pretty aloof and are just not the sorts to fawn over a rapper like that and so after being knocked back 50 left, very stony-faced."
 

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Kate Beckinsale Strips via Webcam
 

 

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Kate Beckinsale strips for her husband via a webcam.

The sexy star and husband Len Wiseman miss each other so much when they're working apart they watch each other cavorting naked on their computers.

The 32-year-old actress also confessed she loves dressing up in saucy outfits for her nightly striptease.

She told Playboy magazine: "It was Len's idea and he set them up. He tells me what to wear each evening. It really helps our relationship."

"There's no way we are keeping it clean. That's the whole point. It's just like when you get a photocopier and you just have to do one of your bum. It' s just one of those rules of life."

The stunning brunette also revealed her sex life was sizzling after she put on weight for her movie, "Click," and developed sexy new curves.

She said: "I had much bigger boobs and bottom and Len enjoyed my voluptuous body."

"It was nice he didn't run away screaming and I know he'll be around when I decide to let myself go."
 

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Miller's Dad Threatens to Kill Law
 

Sienna Miller's dad has threatened to kill Jude Law if he cheats on his daughter again.

Ed Miller said Sienna took her man back after he did some serious soul searching - but he has warned the wandering actor to behave this time.

He said: "He did a lot of hard work, trying to figure out who he was. And I told him if he did anything like that again I'd kill him."

The revelation came as Sienna talked for the first time about Jude's infidelity, admitting: "If you love someone, you stay with them regardless of what happens."

The beautiful actress was with Jude and her family at a dinner in New York to celebrate the premiere of her new movie "Casanova."

The stunning actress said she was pleased the pair had reconciled after Jude admitted cheating with his children's nanny, Daisy Wright in July.

The blonde star said: "I'm part of a huge majority of people who have experienced infidelity in a relationship. I'm not the first person and I won't be the last."

"He is just too close to me to cut out of my life. If you love someone and they are your best friend and you have a giggle it is worth saving."

 

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Jolie's Lesbian Lover Says Their Relationship Never Ended
 

Angelina Jolie's lesbian lover has confessed the pair's steamy relationship never ended and says Jolie's new boyfriend Brad Pitt will never control the wild star.

Supermodel Jenny Shimizu - who had a relationship with the bisexual actress while filming "Foxfire" in 1993 - says they still have a strong connection.

In a Sky One TV documentary the dark-haired beauty said: "There has never been an end to her and I. I think there never will be."

"She's always had lovers that she relies on. If she can ring you and you can meet up then she can take care of her sexual needs."

"Whenever she calls me up I visit her. She's the person I'll always care about and always help and always be there for."

The former Calvin Klein model also confessed she has doubts about what the future holds for Brad - who split from his wife, "Friends" star Jennifer Aniston to be with Jolie.

She said: "It seems he comes from a different place. He wants to have kids and he wants to have the perfect marriage. She's a tough woman who will do everything she wants to."

"I don't think there is any way of controlling Angelina. She's not going to be a housewife."
 

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Sharon Stone too Busy to Pee
 

 

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Sharon Stone claims she is so busy - she doesn't have time to pee or wash.

The sexy blonde is so occupied with her acting career and two children she has described her daily life as, "like running around with your hair on fire."

The "Basic Instinct" star also writes songs and chairs an Aids research charity.

The harassed actress told America's People magazine: "I would like to have a bath one day soon, and maybe pee."

Recently, Stone collaborated with Grammy-nominated songwriter Denise Rich on the single "Come Together Now," featuring Celine Dion, Wyclef Jean, Patti LaBelle, The Game, Joss Stone and other stars. Proceeds from the tune will go to Hurricane Katrina relief.

But the beautiful star - whose sequel to "Basic Instinct" is due out in March - insists she won't be getting behind the mic. She said: "You know, I am not at all good at singing."
 

 

 

Have fun kids...and you know who you are.

 

[dfwgator]

He said: "He did a lot of hard work, trying to figure out who he was. And I told him if he did anything like that again I'd kill him."

We need more Dads like that. Ok, while I don't condone actually killing, I'm glad at least somebody is standing up to these jerks.

[Pharmboy]

Worth the read for Kate...

[Fintan]

Roll in the muck with the rest of us.

[martin_fierro]

Jenny Shimizu

I would hit it not at all.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"That's a man, baby!"

[Rummyfan]

These people... are they really people?

[Fierce Allegiance]

I'll agree with you, but this is adifferent story!

[sassbox]

"He tried to kiss me in the movies and he put his tongue in my mouth. It felt like a worm, like a slug in my mouth! . . . It was the most disgusting feeling in the world!

Sounds just like the guy who gave me my first kiss when I was 14. In his case, his tongue felt and tasted like a slug - a slug that had been dead for a week. Turned me off from kissing until I was in college!

[Lazamataz]

Non-political, pictures of hot women, random gossip:

This is perhaps the very best article ever posted at Free Republic.

[freekitty]

That's a model.

[Westlander]

Super Model?

[SunkenCiv]

MY WAY, OR ELSE (Madonna gives non-believers the boot)
Page Six | 2/4/05 | Richard Johnson
Posted on 02/04/2005 2:07:53 PM PST by pissant
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