The G.O.P.’s Funny Valentines

thecaucus.blogs.nytimes ^ | February 13, 2009 | Michael Falcone

[JoeProBono]

It’s the eve of Valentine’s Day and the political operatives at the Republican National Committee are turning cupid’s arrow on the Democrats. G.O.P. ValentineGOPvalentine.com Tom Daschle, who withdrew last week as the nominee for Health and Human Services secretary, was the butt of a joke on a Valentine’s Day e-card from the Republican Party.

[RichInOC]

“Hey, Democrats!”

“Betcha wish your VP was hot like me...”

[bigheadfred]

same class as Mrs. Obama

I would hope you would not ever sink so low

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

OK, looks like the RNC CAN do something right! Credit where credit is due (and we need them to do a lot more things HARD RIGHT to really win my heart, but that's a topic for a different thread)...







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[grey_whiskers]

Obama is the opiate of the asses!

Cheers!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[lilycicero]

Happy Valentine’s Day BHF!

[lilycicero]

You’ve been watching my “Best Friend’s Girlfriend”..

[bigheadfred]

she used to be mine

[Kenny Bunk]

You know, those of you who continually pick on this man** will have to eat a lot of crow when he presents a valid US Birth Certificate.

**I refer to our alleged POTUS, What'sisname.

[bigheadfred]

yeah,yeah,yeah, whatever.. in the meantime, you probably missed this...

Michelle

[Kenny Bunk]

Obama is the opiate of the asses!

Brevitas anima intelligentiae.

[grey_whiskers]

Unfortunately, the online Latin-to-English translator I chose interpreted your remark as

Shortness breath intelligentiae.

Which I take to mean, "if you talk with pauses like you're out of breath, people will think you're intelligent."

Cheers!

[Kenny Bunk]

......if you talk with pauses like you're out of breath, people will think you're intelligent....

Although your translator is on the money, that remark is inconsistent with this thread. Try "Obama Oratory."

[bigheadfred]

eating crow

I'm soooo glad. I thought all I had to look forward to was starvation....

[JoeProBono]

[lilycicero]

I’d eat a bag of Kibbles and Bits if he proved he was valid.

[bigheadfred]

They’re delishus.

[SunkenCiv]

Wow, and now I can’t remember what you wrote...

[MountainFlower]

Ahhhh...don’t hold your breath. was just the RNC trying to get FUNDS because so many Rep are so P-ed off now they are having trouble making money!

[Kenny Bunk]

Can't we all just get along?

None of youse VRWC is thinking of all those tour guides and taxi-drivers over there in Mombasa, Kenya. Those fellows are doing big business driving the turistas over to the Mombasa Hospital that is recognized as the birth place of SoetorotheSaviour.

Fuggedabout the "Natural Born" citizen stuff, OK? Can't youse guys see that harping on this obscure point of an ancient document like the Constitution is a lose-lose proposition? It could not only leave us one POTUS short of a load, but it could cost these Third World Tourist Wranglers $50-60 a week in lost revenues.

Can we live with a risk like that?

BTW Our POTUS ran on a platform of "Change," which means he gets to keep the change between what he raised in campaign contributions from only Allah knows where, and what he actually spent. I make it about $250 Million. Relax, OK? It's legal.