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The G.O.P.’s Funny Valentines
thecaucus.blogs.nytimes ^
| February 13, 2009
| Michael Falcone
Posted on 02/13/2009 7:45:45 PM PST by JoeProBono
Its the eve of Valentines Day and the political operatives at the Republican National Committee are turning cupids arrow on the Democrats. G.O.P. ValentineGOPvalentine.com Tom Daschle, who withdrew last week as the nominee for Health and Human Services secretary, was the butt of a joke on a Valentines Day e-card from the Republican Party.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freepun; gop; humor; rnc; valentines; valentinesday
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To: JoeProBono
“Hey, Democrats!”
“Betcha wish your VP was hot like me...”
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posted on
02/14/2009 7:17:41 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Islaminaction
same class as Mrs. Obama I would hope you would not ever sink so low
22
posted on
02/14/2009 7:25:48 PM PST
by
bigheadfred
(FREE EVAN VELA, freeevanvela.com)
To: Girlene; JoeProBono; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; lowbridge; trooprally; Larry Lucido; ...
OK, looks like the RNC CAN do something right! Credit where credit is due (and we need them to do a lot more things HARD RIGHT to really win my heart, but that's a topic for a different thread)...
Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners & Photoshoppers & Parodies Ping!
(see keyword FReePun)
If you want either on or off
this family-safe occasional ping list,
you must be out of your minds....
Let me know of any appropriate candidate threads.
I don't ping the list to threads that are sacreligious or tacky or seem likely to become so.
(on or off requests: FReepmail, enclosing a nominal $217.95 list processing fee).
Also pinging some singles and/or former singles! A cheerful heart doeth good like medicine.
23
posted on
02/14/2009 9:11:35 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Obama is the opiate of the asses!
Cheers!
24
posted on
02/14/2009 9:50:08 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: bigheadfred
Happy Valentine’s Day BHF!
To: bigheadfred
You’ve been watching my “Best Friend’s Girlfriend”..
To: lilycicero
28
posted on
02/15/2009 7:44:24 AM PST
by
bigheadfred
(When I said I wanted some dark chocolate, that's not what I had in mind)
To: Girlene; JoeProBono; lilycicero; bigheadfred; 4woodenboats
You know, those of you who continually pick on this man** will have to eat a lot of crow when he presents a valid US Birth Certificate.
**I refer to our alleged POTUS, What'sisname.
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posted on
02/15/2009 9:25:52 AM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
To: Kenny Bunk
yeah,yeah,yeah, whatever.. in the meantime, you probably missed this...
Michelle
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posted on
02/15/2009 9:31:21 AM PST
by
bigheadfred
(FREE EVAN VELA, freeevanvela.com)
To: grey_whiskers
Obama is the opiate of the asses!
Brevitas anima intelligentiae.
31
posted on
02/15/2009 10:01:41 AM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
To: Kenny Bunk
Unfortunately, the online Latin-to-English translator I chose interpreted your remark as
Shortness breath intelligentiae.
Which I take to mean, "if you talk with pauses like you're out of breath, people will think you're intelligent."
Cheers!
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posted on
02/15/2009 10:05:26 AM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: grey_whiskers
......if you talk with pauses like you're out of breath, people will think you're intelligent....Although your translator is on the money, that remark is inconsistent with this thread. Try "Obama Oratory."
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posted on
02/15/2009 10:36:52 AM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
To: Kenny Bunk; Girlene; JoeProBono; lilycicero; 4woodenboats; grey_whiskers
eating crow I'm soooo glad. I thought all I had to look forward to was starvation....
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posted on
02/15/2009 11:54:32 AM PST
by
bigheadfred
(FREE EVAN VELA, freeevanvela.com)
To: bigheadfred
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posted on
02/15/2009 12:59:57 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Kenny Bunk; bigheadfred
I’d eat a bag of Kibbles and Bits if he proved he was valid.
36
posted on
02/15/2009 1:13:28 PM PST
by
lilycicero
(PS. As long as it's not Sheryl.)
To: lilycicero
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posted on
02/15/2009 2:22:25 PM PST
by
bigheadfred
(Negromancer !!! RUN for your lives !!!)
To: bigheadfred
Wow, and now I can’t remember what you wrote...
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posted on
02/15/2009 6:40:20 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Ahhhh...don’t hold your breath. was just the RNC trying to get FUNDS because so many Rep are so P-ed off now they are having trouble making money!
39
posted on
02/15/2009 6:57:26 PM PST
by
MountainFlower
(There but by the grace of God go I.)
To: bigheadfred; Girlene; JoeProBono; lilycicero; 4woodenboats; grey_whiskers
Can't we all just get along?
None of youse VRWC is thinking of all those tour guides and taxi-drivers over there in Mombasa, Kenya. Those fellows are doing big business driving the turistas over to the Mombasa Hospital that is recognized as the birth place of SoetorotheSaviour.
Fuggedabout the "Natural Born" citizen stuff, OK? Can't youse guys see that harping on this obscure point of an ancient document like the Constitution is a lose-lose proposition? It could not only leave us one POTUS short of a load, but it could cost these Third World Tourist Wranglers $50-60 a week in lost revenues.
Can we live with a risk like that?
BTW Our POTUS ran on a platform of "Change," which means he gets to keep the change between what he raised in campaign contributions from only Allah knows where, and what he actually spent. I make it about $250 Million. Relax, OK? It's legal.
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posted on
02/15/2009 7:25:54 PM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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