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Teen shoots his own testicles
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Posted on 03/08/2010 11:14:05 AM PST by Mikey_1962
A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said.
Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he's a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound.
The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: banglist; darwinaward; fail; napl; testicles
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To: Mikey_1962
Accidental or on purpose?
To: Pessimist
yup! it sounds like he was screwin around on the wrong girlfriend!
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:02:50 PM PST
by
Cheapskate
(Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
To: Doomonyou
Nutless wonder. LOL...Testescide! Probably a crime in the Castro district of SF.
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:07:01 PM PST
by
tflabo
(Restore the Republic)
To: Niteranger68
Errrr...young man...that’s NOT how you perform ‘shoot the wad’.
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:11:21 PM PST
by
tflabo
(Restore the Republic)
To: Mikey_1962
Sounds like a case for a set of nudicles.
To: Loud Mime
“Romans Go Home!” And if Brian didn’t get it correctly written out, 100 times, John Cleese was going to “cut his ***** off!”
To: Fiddlstix; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Possible living Darwin nominee ping!
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:29:59 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
To: Mikey_1962
He didn’t kill himself, but he apparently has taken his genes out of the gene pool...can he get an “honorary” Darwin Award?
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:31:00 PM PST
by
MIchaelTArchangel
(Before anyone complains about the term jerkwater, please open a dictionary.)
To: humblegunner
I just cant point a pistol at the boys.
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:33:46 PM PST
by
mylife
(Opinions...$1 Halfbaked...50c)
To: Mikey_1962
I wouldn’t call a testicle shooting gun “outstanding”.
And nuts, that had to have hurt......
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:36:35 PM PST
by
Neets
To: Mikey_1962
One wonders what he’d have done with a defective Estes model rocket engine.
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:38:12 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Mikey_1962
This is my rifle - this my gun.
This is for fighting ... [BANG] OHHHHHH SH#%^!!!
72
posted on
03/08/2010 12:38:52 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Liberty Valance
Yeah, but I never thought about quick drawing an M-14; not exactly the kind of thing you could tuck into your fatigue trousers.
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:54:24 PM PST
by
RJS1950
(The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
To: Mikey_1962
Famous last words:
Hey guys watch this!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:54:25 PM PST
by
husky ed
(FOX NEWS ALERT "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead" THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT)
To: Mikey_1962
He shouldn’t have gone off half-cocked.
To: Mikey_1962
The comments at the end of the article are great. Sounds like a lot of FReepers there.
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:58:50 PM PST
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Mikey_1962
So I guess thats it in a nutshell.
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posted on
03/08/2010 12:59:42 PM PST
by
beckysueb
(Scott Brown is a start. Lets keep it going.)
To: Mikey_1962
The Greek hero Testecles.
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posted on
03/08/2010 1:00:00 PM PST
by
montyspython
("I don't believe in 'no win' scenarios." - James T. Kirk)
To: Slings and Arrows
What a eunich brand of stupidity!
79
posted on
03/08/2010 1:00:01 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(God wants a Liberal or RINO hanging from every tree. Tar & feathers optional extras.)
To: ApplegateRanch
What a eunich brand of stupidity!
80
posted on
03/08/2010 1:05:28 PM PST
by
TonyInOhio
( Let our hearts be stout)
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