Skip to comments.Ebcounters with Gnomes
Posted on 07/05/2010 8:08:12 PM PDT by shibumi
Authors note: A June 2009 From The Shadows installment told the tale of Tammy whose family was terrorized by an evil, little gnome-like man on their property near the Tule River in Porterville, Calif. Her case is not as isolated as we may hope.
Dan Bortkos family moved from Wyandotte County, Kan., to Liberty, Mo., in 1948 when he was about nine months old. His family didnt know it, but something already lived in the house on High Street.
The house, a stucco bungalow built atop a hill in the 1920s, wasnt the only structure on that site.
There was a spring in the basement, Bortko said. The site of the spring was the site of a large farm from the 1860s through 1914. Our property was the part of a farmyard at some time.
A barn still sat outside the two-bedroom house when the Bortkos moved there. In that house in 1952, Bortko saw something that has haunted in his mind since.
Ill call him a troll because thats what he reminded me of, Bortko said.
Regardless of the name troll, gnome, dwarf, goblin these diminutive, human-like earth creatures have littered cultural mythology across the globe. And they are known to approach, and sometimes abduct, children.
Bortko, 4, napped in the same room as his two younger brothers, both in cribs, when something roused him from sleep. As his eyes slid open, he realized he and his baby brothers werent alone.
I had just awakened form a nap and was rubbing my eyes and saw what you would call a troll, Bortko said. It was an old man with a long beard, large nose, about three feet tall standing at the foot of my bed. And I was astounded.
The little old man wore German lederhosen and held a smoking pipe in his hand. As the little old man stood looking at Bortko, he smiled through his beard, winked and disappeared through the closet door.
The only thing I could mutter was goss, Bortko said. My mother came in and opened the closet door and on the top shelf was a toy rubber goose.
Bortko knows he didnt say goose, the word goss had something to do with his troll.
Although Bortko doesnt think he saw the little man again, later in life his mother told him he often talked about someone no one else could see.
As a child my mother said I had an imaginary friend and I called it by its name, he said. My mother said it sounded like a science fiction movie name.
During this time Bortko remembers looking out his bedroom window at night and seeing people near the old barn in the backyard little people.
Thats what scared me, he said. There were fairy tales pictures on my wall. There was a man on the mountain smoking a pipe. And this reminded me of him.
As a child, Bortko, now an artist with a masters degree in photography from Southern Illinois University-Carbondale, once tried to capture his little man on paper.
I remember doing a drawing of a picture of a mans face with large dark eyes, he said. And my brother Bill started crying. Every time he saw it he was out of his wits.
Maybe Bortko wasnt the only person in his house who saw the troll. He certainly wasnt the only person of that era who saw it.
David Schwab, 52, grew up in Orange, N.J., and is familiar with tales of a similar entity. His friend Jerry saw one of these trolls in the early 1960s.
I remember Jerry always talking about some kind of troll/elf/leprechaun-type critter with a rather long beard being on his steps, Schwab said.
Schwab met with Jerry in December 2009 before his friend moved to the Philippines and asked him about the story.
He said that when he was a kid, he was in his backyard and was startled by a small gnome-like man with a long beard, standing by his back porch, Schwab said. He said he had funny clothes on and a pointed hat and all.
The entity, about two or three feet tall, just stood at the steps, staring at him. This wasnt the last time the gnome made an appearance at Jerrys house.
When Jerry was in his 20s, his five-year-old nephew took a nap in a converted bedroom his family called the shower room because it had once been a bathroom, a showerhead still jutted from the wall.
His nephew started crying and ran downstairs, Schwab said. He said that he was woken by a small man with a long white beard that stood and looked at him. Now that's weird.
Copyright 2010 by Jason Offutt
It is rumored that the Little German Gnome has started a conservative blog, in order to get some respect and enhance his reputation on the internet.
Blimey! It is a troll!
I knew I had seen that face before, mate!
Before anyone say it -
YES! I didn’t proofread the headling.
(Or that last sentence either!)
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Bonny Prince Charlie's ancestor?
I don’t know how, but I do know that, you are involved somehow.
Started out as a kitty, as did at least two other Egyptian deities.
I once had a gnu wander through my room and exit into the closet. The gnu was on duty. Much to my sister’s relief, the moose had the night off.
From that day on, I never again ordered mushrooms on my pizza.
What is this picture of Robert Byrd doing here?
If I had to pick any of those Egyptian ‘dieties’ to pal around with, it would be Bes. Fun company on a good day; great to have around (as a pal) in a fight.
Ugh! Did you have to?
Michael J. Pollard
Could these sightings be dwarfs or midgets who have hidden out from public view after being teased and tormented, and perhaps formed family groups in some cases? The Spanish court and other royalties sometimes kept dwarfs as court jesterss and the like.
+My neighbor has a garden gnome. I visit her yard once in a while at night and move it to a new spot
LOL I have gnomes in my flower garden (last fall Michael’s craft store was selling all their summer garden gnomes for 75% off, and my daughter spent all of her spending money on a flock/herd/gaggle of the little buggers)...our dear daughter rearranges them on a regular basis...last time I noticed, a few of them were having a tea party under a Cosmos...the hubby made the mistake of saying it looked like Poker Night in Gnomeland. The glare he got from our sweet little girl...LOL
What I want to know is: why would a “German” gnome— complete with lederhosen— choose to haunt a farm in Missouri or anywhere else outsode of Europe? I mean, was there a mushroom famine we don’t know about that sent all these gnome immigrants to the New World? Of all the pictures I’ve seen of Ellis Island, I can’t say as that I’ve seen an actual gnome. Just sayin’.
The followers of those X-Files, the true believers, would say that these types of paranormal entities are not biological in the conventional sense nor bound to the geography and cultures of human society in the same way. Although "gnomes" would tend to appear where there are people of German, Swiss, or Austrian ancestry, leprechauns where those from Ireland or the British Isles live, elves for Scandinavians and Icelanders (devas or Rakshasas where Hindus or those from India are). More like a haunting from the astral realm. Even without too many shots of Jägermeister.
The banshee, on the other hand, crosses many cultures and costumes.
Why would you want to move her garden?
Yep. Works for me.
He’s also unlikely to chop ya up and throw you into the Nile, or devour your heart. Some of those jokers had *no* sense of humor. :’)
Me, living in a closet??? The very idea . . .
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