Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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We have “bars” throughout the Castle, but the Library is a room of my own making...hugh fireplace, wall-to-wall books, comfy furniture, real fur “throws” and/or rugs, libations of your choice, fruits and cheeses of your choice, and...well, just ask the Dumwaiter. It is at your beck and call. (We aim to please!)
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I just cant understand why anyone needs to watch TV when we got cool shit like this going on lol..
Life is a hugh, and series compromise; you gotta keep your beeber cranked up to "spork weasel" or you may not live long enough to die good an' proper.
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Bill has a job interview next week for a summer lifeguard position. Woopwoooopwoooop!
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And also, the dark days following Sionnsar’s passing.
Wellnow. The UT helps us all to make sure the Beebers are set for stuning the meese, so they don’t bite our sisters instead of the CHEEZEZ!
You are such a GUY!
Thanks, Bob. Almost a year later, we all still feel his loss. I will never take his name from my ping list because he taught me so much.
I have a photo of him on my phone, and I really hope it can be transferred whenever I can afford a new phone.
On a lighter note, the Guardian Angels have FINALLY made an appearance in Las Vegas! I found their site and sent them an email, thanking them for all they have done around the wrold to make streets safe.
Seriously, this is illegal?
Isn’t it customary to buy the woman a meal before getting to ‘dance’?
When he is hired, he can attribute it to his meticulous hair. I know the dude. He is in full Display!
Beeber set to STUNE!
” And also, the dark days following Sionnsar’s passing.”
RIP brother Sionnsar....we miss you.
Um, I’m ‘Face, Delta, and happily, you have fallen into the Undead Thread. You are most welcome to join us, and I will be very happy to add you to our ping list, if you so desire.
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Enjoy your stay! (Or move in!)
And how!
You are absolutely correct. This woman’s main motivation was hunger. She may have spent all of her money on drugs but in this case all she wanted was something to eat.
Since she was solicited by the UC, they should have bought her a couple of burgers and told her to move on and get some help.
Now they have another prisoner for their jails.
When I lived in Asia, a girl offered me sex for food. I bought her dinner, gave her 30.00(feed a family for a week)
and wished her well.
Will you please add me to your ping list?
Obviously, she didn’t live in Vegas. First it’s the Mickey D’s; then it’s Arby’s; then it’s Denny’s; then Mimi’s; Next thing you know they will want a suite overlooking Lake Mead...*sheesh*
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Sometimes, people need the kind of help that they can’t articulate. In a way, I understood. My next thought was, “Does she have kids?”
Years ago, when I was still working, I had been in a car parts store. As I got back into my car, a woman approached me and asked for money. I told her if she was hungry, I would buy her food. She said it was for her son. Looking around, I saw no son. I asked where he was, and said I would take them both to get food.
No son appeared. It was a scam. This IS Las Vegas.
Whoa! Time out!
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