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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 06/07/2013 6:16:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Is everyone ready for summer?



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness; summer
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

I have to disagree with the British car electrical problems. I had a 74 Triumph Spitfire, the electrical system was the only thing that didn’t give me problems. Car lasted for 12 of the 18 payments and threw a rod.


41 posted on 06/07/2013 7:10:15 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: fredhead

IIRC, your Spit dates to around the time British Leyland was nationalized. Not sure your car throwing a rod was a coincidence...

There was a buddy of mine that had a ‘68 MGB and when the alternator went out he replaced it with one he pulled out of a Chrysler in a junkyard. He made the appropriate changes (mainly to make it play nice with a positive ground) and installed it.

When he was selling it, he had a prospective buyer who tried to knock a lot off his asking price because the alternator wasn’t original. My buddy’s response was: “So? It’s BETTER than the original!”

Apparently the original alternator in an MGB cannot keep the battery charged if you have the headlights on...


42 posted on 06/07/2013 7:19:19 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: fredhead

And BTW, Triumph is an acronym for “This Really Is Unreliable, Man, Please Help!”


43 posted on 06/07/2013 7:19:58 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: fredhead
Car lasted for 12 of the 18 payments and threw a rod.

Well, did you have to throw him to the NY Yankees? On top of abysmal hitting ever since he came here, now he's involved in a doping scandal.

Wait, you didn't say it threw A-ROD? Nevermind.

44 posted on 06/07/2013 7:20:49 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Rummyfan

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/unlicensed-canalival-boozeup-leaves-trail-of-filthy-destruction-around-regents-canal-8641659.html


45 posted on 06/07/2013 7:26:26 AM PDT by relictele (A place dedicated to economic, racial and social equality. It was called Jonestown.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I didn’t know we are neighbors! Maybe you can come over for BBQ on the 4th? I use an electric grill in the kitchen because it has A/C.


46 posted on 06/07/2013 7:26:58 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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47 posted on 06/07/2013 7:32:15 AM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: ErnBatavia
some chinaman coming to our valley today

Hou Lon is his name (question and statement).

48 posted on 06/07/2013 7:34:04 AM PDT by llevrok (How hot does the water need to get before the frog should jump out?)
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To: Cyber Liberty

They put AC on electric grills?!?!?!


49 posted on 06/07/2013 7:35:09 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: r-q-tek86

I will be you there are between 1 and 2 million people in those stands.


50 posted on 06/07/2013 7:40:05 AM PDT by llevrok (How hot does the water need to get before the frog should jump out?)
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To: Lucky9teen

You must be in Phoenix Metro. I lived there once for about 14 months, and that was enough! I was a FedEx driver, so I really got to enjoy the hot weather up close and personal.


51 posted on 06/07/2013 7:41:58 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Since you mentioned Lucas electrics.


52 posted on 06/07/2013 7:55:47 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen

53 posted on 06/07/2013 7:57:12 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: JRios1968
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
54 posted on 06/07/2013 7:59:02 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Disambiguator

I’ve lived in Phoenix metro area >30 years, you and the UPS and USPS guys have my deepest sympathy. I have no idea how you can stand the heat, driving around in non-A/C trucks.

Maybe it’s just a matter of getting used to it. I have always worked inside, so in the summer it’s going from one air conditioned place to another. Then one day I realized it’s just like when I lived in Michigan, but without the snow. On balance I prefer it here. I hope I don’t get driven out by employment matters.


55 posted on 06/07/2013 8:02:02 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: ArGee

There was a man named Sweeny,
who spilt some gin on his weenie.

Not thought to be uncouth, he spilt some vermouth,
and later slipped his wife a martini.


56 posted on 06/07/2013 8:05:50 AM PDT by llevrok (How hot does the water need to get before the frog should jump out?)
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To: ArGee

LOL. Yeas, it’s so hot sometimes the food gets overdone if you leave it sitting out.


57 posted on 06/07/2013 8:05:55 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Yeah, but buying it from a used car dealer in Norfolk VA (we finance E-1 and up) may also have had smoething to do with it. Car ran great until I changed the oil, draining the Motor Medic additive, then it started burning oil. Never could get the $$$$ to get it rebuilt.


58 posted on 06/07/2013 8:12:44 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m trying to download this picture to my Facebook and it won’t do it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


59 posted on 06/07/2013 8:15:04 AM PDT by diamond6 (Behold this Heart which has so loved men!" Jesus to St. Margaret Mary)
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To: Cyber Liberty

The FedEx trucks in southern AZ actually have A/C. UPS trucks don’t, plus they’re a dark color, which makes it even worse.

I don’t do that any more (this was back in the late 1980s when I was there). I left that industry over 20 years ago.


60 posted on 06/07/2013 8:23:16 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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