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Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug
Posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker
21 USC § 812 (b) (1) (b) (22)
No joke - check it out yourself.
Into the slammer, bacon pushers.
TOPICS: Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: bacon; baconbaconbaconbaco; baconloversunite; humor; morebaconpleeeeze; omg; rofl; savemybacon
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To: Talisker
No worries. NSA was all over this like fat on, well... as soon as you typed the word. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are at your door this very moment.
That’s why savvy users talk about b-con.
Looks like some here are already suffering from b-con deficit disorder (BDD).
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posted on
09/07/2013 9:19:11 AM PDT
by
cyn
(Benghazi.)
To: yorkie
I’d walk a mile for a pork cutlet! lol
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posted on
09/07/2013 9:22:21 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: TigersEye
Hey there! No need; check out #99 :-)
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posted on
09/07/2013 9:29:10 AM PDT
by
cyn
(Benghazi.)
To: Talisker
Dog gone it, this thread has made me hungry for some bacon.......
Bacon and eggs? Or, a bacon cheese burger? Maybe a meatloaf wrapped in bacon?
The choices are unlimited.
5.56mm
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posted on
09/07/2013 9:36:14 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
To: cyn
Ohhh, can I get one of those installed in my kitchen? And living
room ... and workshop ... heck, one for every room in the house.
Dashboard of the truck.
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posted on
09/07/2013 9:45:08 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: Talisker
For Muslim hotties, the ever popular...
BaconcheeseBurka
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posted on
09/07/2013 9:53:46 AM PDT
by
kanawa
To: TigersEye; Rodamala
Ohhh, can I get one of those installed in my kitchen? And living room ... and workshop ... heck, one for every room in the house. Dashboard of the truck.Yep. I wonder if there are franchise opportunities?
I'm so glad Rodamala showed what those machines really are. I suppose the sound is to cover the popping and sizzling going on inside.
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posted on
09/07/2013 10:03:07 AM PDT
by
cyn
(Benghazi.)
To: cyn
Oh, and one by the mail box. It's over a hundred feet away from the house you know.
It will also insure good service from the USPS.
Maybe I'll get Saturday deliveries back! ;^)
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posted on
09/07/2013 10:10:37 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: TigersEye
Would also keep one’s strength up while doing outdoor work, as well as motivation - great idea!
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posted on
09/07/2013 10:17:29 AM PDT
by
cyn
(Benghazi.)
To: cyn
Perhaps a backpack version.
Oops! I've come full circle. There's that pig on my back again.
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posted on
09/07/2013 10:21:31 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: TigersEye
hahaha, so
that's why it's on your back -- efficiency! Plus helps burn off the calories...
so, why do some have monkeys?
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posted on
09/07/2013 10:24:56 AM PDT
by
cyn
(Benghazi.)
To: cyn
so, why do some have monkeys?For me the choice is easy.
or
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posted on
09/07/2013 10:42:42 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: TigersEye
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posted on
09/07/2013 11:01:25 AM PDT
by
cyn
(Benghazi.)
To: cyn
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posted on
09/07/2013 11:06:04 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: TigersEye
so monkey on back = not good idea
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posted on
09/07/2013 11:19:49 AM PDT
by
cyn
(Benghazi.)
To: cyn
LOL It will have to fight the pig for the privilege.
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posted on
09/07/2013 11:24:36 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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