ISIS Training Manual for Women ... How to Cook Pancakes for Your Jihadi Husband

news.com.au ^ | NOVEMBER 30, 2014 | news.com.au

[DogByte6RER]

The world’s deadliest terror group issues a pancake recipe

THE IS agency for women, has launched a ‘cookbook’, explaining how to keep jihadists happy and fulfilled by making pancakes after a day of fighting.

The agency known as Al-Zawra that “prepares sisters for the battlefield for jihadists” has been dubbed a “finishing school” for young women hoping to wed militants.

In a step-by-step guide, published by Al-Zawra, the recipe calls for one egg, four tablespoons of sugar, one tablespoon of oil, 4 tablespoons of salt, one cup of milk and one cup of flour.

This follows the first recipe released earlier in November, “balls of date mush”.

In an effort to recruit and train female jihadis, the institution offers classes in everything from sewing to weapons training.

In their mission statement they explain the school is for women “interested in explosive belt and suicide bombing more than a white dress or a castle or clothing or furniture.”

[DogByte6RER]

Oh, surely the NOW hags, Moochelle Obama and Hillary will be vociferously opposing this because the ISIS men keep their wives barefoot and pregnant ...

[BenLurkin]

[DogByte6RER]

Here’s a direct link to the Al-Zawra pancake recipe site:

http://justpaste.it/i6q9

[vbmoneyspender]

4 tablespoons of salt for pancakes?

No wonder they act like maniacs.

[Cowboy Bob]

Seems like the recipe calls for a lot of sugar!

[TomGuy]

4 tablespoons of salt?????????

Is something mis-translated?

[BykrBayb]

There’s something wrong with that recipe. They left out the arsenic.

[DogByte6RER]

They should switch the salt for 4 tablespoons of saltpeter ... that would fix those horny jihadi bastards! : )

[Texan5]

Aside from being part of a movement that enslaves women, the recipe in that book sounds horrible-it is all sugar and salt.

[RedMDer]

We're going to need a big push to
wrap this up. Let's git 'er done.






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[a fool in paradise]

They sell like ji-hot cakes!

[ViLaLuz]

Ha ha ha! Perfect!

[Texan5]

Well, they are already on a sugar high if they eat those pancakes...

[HiTech RedNeck]

Even 4 teaspoons would be pushing it.

“Honey, blech! These are the worst pancakes I have ever had. Off with your head!”

[Reno89519]

I was thinking about something quicker, like cyanide.

[Daffynition]

[InterceptPoint]

I have a better recipe.

In a large container suitable for pouring onto a griddle add:

Bisquick
Water

Mix until not too thick and not too thin
Pour on the griddle
After flipping add a little butter and let it melt
Serve 3 or 4 at a time with lots of maple syrup.

I make them small and thin. Young kids have been observed to eat as many as 30.

[Tax-chick]

Heh, that’s my son’s camp recipe, too.

[imardmd1]

FOUR TABLESPOONS OF SALT!!!???

In one cup of milk?

This recipe is more of a killer than putting a 9mm round in his stomach!

[imardmd1]

Without baking powder, these will be truly flast pan cakes. Harder than bullets.