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Rush Limbaugh's Undeniable Truths Of Life
RTIS.com ^ | 21 May 2004 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 05/21/2004 9:34:47 PM PDT by txradioguy

I got to thinking today about Rush's UTOL's today when I heard him take a caller from a young (under 18 I think) caller on his show today. And the young person was mentioning the UTOL concerning Evolution, and I htought to my self "I wonder how many your potential conservatives out there who might be voting for the first time this year would benefit from reading all of the UTOL's?" Not to mention that some of us who remember these came out originally would like to have them so they can refer to them from time to time.

It struck me as I was reding them for the first time in about 10 years how true some of them are still today.

So here they are. The original "Sacremento" list and the updated list. Enjoy.

Rush Limbaugh's Original 35 Undeniable Truths of Life

1. The greatest threat to humanity lies in the nuclear arsenal of the USSR.

2. The greatest threat to humanity lies in the USSR.

3. Peace does not mean the elimination of nuclear weapons.

4. Peace does not mean the absence of war.

5. War is not obsolete.

6. Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force.

7. There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons - use them.

8. Peace cannot be achieved by developing a "understanding" with the Russian People.

9.When Americans oppose America, it is not always courageous and sacred; it is sometimes dangerous.

10. Communism Kills.

11. Neither the US, nor anyone else, imposes freedom on the peoples of other nations.

12. Freedom is God given.

13. In the USSR, peace means the absence of opposition.

14. To free peoples, peace means the absence of threats and the presence of justice.

15. The Peace Movement in the US, whether by accident or design, is pro-Communist.

16. The collective knowledge and wisdom of seasoned citizens is the most valuable, yet untapped, resource our young-people have.

17. The greatest football team in the history of civilization is the Pittsburgh Steelers of 1975-1980.

18. There is no such thing as war atrocities.

19. War itself is an atrocity.

20. There is a God.

21. Abortion is wrong.

22. Morality is not defined and cannot be defined by individual choice.

23. Evolution cannot explain Creation.

24. Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.

25. Love is the only human emotion that cannot be controlled.

26. The only difference between Mikhail Gorbachev and previous Soviet leaders, is that Gorbachev is alive.

28. Soviet Leaders are just left-wing dictators.

29. Abe Lincoln saved this nation.

30. The L.A. Raiders will never be the team that they were when they called Oakland their home.

31. The US will again go to war. (Remember; Rush wrote these in 1988, 3 years before the Gulf War.)

32. To more and more people, a victorious US is a sinful US. This is frightening and ominous.

33. There will always be poor people.

34. This is not the fault of the rich.

35. You should thank God for making you an American; and instead of feeling guilty about it, help spread our ideas worldwide.

Rush Limbaugh's Updated 35 Undeniable Truths

Recently, Rush has updated this list, many of the "old" UTOL having become somewhat dated (but no less true for being in the past tense!) As read by Rush Limbaugh on his radio show, Friday, February 18, 1994:

(All equally truthful: number 1 is not more or less important than 35.)

1. There is a distinct singular American culture - rugged individualism and self-reliance - which made America great.

2. The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country's achievers, producers, and job creators.

3. No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.

4. Evidence refutes liberalism.

5. There is no such thing as a New Democrat.

6. The Earth's eco-system is not fragile.

7. Character matters; leadership decends from character.

8. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.

9. Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

10. The 1980s was not a decade of greed but a decade of prosperity; it was the longest period of peacetime growth in American history.

11. Abstinence prevents sexually transmitted disease and pregnancy - every time it's tried.

12. Condoms only work during the school year.

13. Poverty is not the root ("rut") cause of crime.

14. There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

15. If you commit a crime, you are guilty.

16. Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud. (In response to the hung jury in the Menendez brothers trial)

17. The way to improve our schools is not more money, but the reintroduction of moral and spiritual values, as well as the four "R's":reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, and Rush.

18. I am not arrogant.

19. My first 35 Undeniable Truths are still undeniable


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To: writer33
Thanks for the info.

I've had enough experience with painkillers that I know how much self discipline it takes not to become addicted. Sounds like a doctor problem rather than a crime to me.

61 posted on 05/24/2004 9:54:05 PM PDT by paleocon patriarch
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To: writer33
Thanks for the info.

I've had enough experience with painkillers that I know how much self discipline it takes not to become addicted. Sounds like a doctor problem rather than a crime to me.

62 posted on 05/24/2004 9:54:06 PM PDT by paleocon patriarch
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To: paleocon patriarch

Yeah too bad he didn't commit a crime. (The Doctor Shopping claim.)

If the DA had something on him they'd have prosecuted him a LONG time ago.


63 posted on 05/25/2004 5:35:08 AM PDT by txradioguy (HOOAH!!!...Not Just A Word...A Way Of Life!!!)
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To: txradioguy
When did I say Stalin wasn't responsible for mass murder?

And you obviously don't know very much about what Marx actually wrote (it was a bunch of economic theory, much of it BS, but no call to mass murder).

Marx did not advocate mass murder. If you disagree with this assertion, show me where I'm wrong.

64 posted on 05/25/2004 7:51:23 AM PDT by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: RipSawyer; canuck_conservative
Maybe THIS will help.
65 posted on 05/25/2004 7:56:04 AM PDT by jtminton (<><)
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To: xm177e2; A Jovial Cad

"Marx did not advocate mass murder. If you disagree with this assertion, show me where I'm wrong."

I never said marx specifically either. The arguement you started with was about Communism as a whole. That you've narrowed it down to Marx specifically becasue of a misstep I made in mixing up marx and Lenin isn't the issue here.

Communism, no matter how you look at it is despotic, a failed economic idea and doen't present the workers utopia that marx, Lenin, Trotsky et. al. tried tos ell it as.


66 posted on 05/25/2004 8:02:03 AM PDT by txradioguy (HOOAH!!!...Not Just A Word...A Way Of Life!!!)
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To: txradioguy
No disrespect intended, but if your going to post the updated 35 UTOL, you might want to get it correct:

From Rush's newsletter:

1. There is a distinct singular American culture - rugged individualism and self-reliance - which made America great.
2. The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country's achievers, producers, and job creators.
3. No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.
4. Evidence refutes liberalism.
5. There is no such thing as a New Democrat.
6. The Earth's eco-system is not fragile.
7. Character matters; leadership decends from character.
8. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.
9. Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.
10. The 1980's was not a decade of greed but a decade of prosperity; it was the longest period of peacetime growth in American history.
11. Abstinence prevents sexually transmitted disease and pregnancy – every time it's tried.
12. Condoms only work during the school year.
13. Poverty is not the root cause of crime.
14. There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
15. If you commit a crime, you are guilty.
16. Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.
17. The way to improve our schools is not more money, but the reintroduction of moral and spiritual values, as well as the four "R's": reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, and Rush.
18. I am not arrogant.
19. My first 35 Undeniable Truths are still undeniably true.
20. There is a God.
21. There is something wrong when critics say the problem with America is too much religion.
22. Morality is not defined by individual choice.
23. The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals.
24. Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.
25. Follow the money. When somebody says, " It's not the money," it's always the money.
26. Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.
27. Using federal dollars as a measure, our cities have not been neglected, but poisoned with welfare dependency funds.
28. Progress is not striving for economic justice or fairness, but economic growth.
29. Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.
30. Compassion is no substitute for justice.
31. The culture war is between the winners and those who think they're losers who want to become winners.
32. The losers think the only way they can become winners is by banding together all the losers and then empowering a leader of the losers to make things right for them.
33. The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.
34. You could afford your house without your government - if it weren't for your government.
35. Words mean things.

My personal favorites are #3, #8, #9, #23, #24, #29 & #33.
Cuz

67 posted on 05/25/2004 8:11:18 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money (Snarlin' Arlen will never, I repeat, NEVER get my vote!)
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To: txradioguy

He was already gone when I got here!
:(


68 posted on 05/25/2004 12:02:02 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Arrr! A Pirate's work is never done! *splash!*")
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To: xm177e2; txradioguy; Darksheare
Sorry, but you're missing the point. Marx & Engels' "Communist Manifesto" was an explicit call to arms addressed to the "workers" of "the world." It was a call for revolution against existing governments, the very definition of which implies the use of violence. Further, it was an *illicit* call for revolution, unlike our own in 1776. I'll explain:
The American Revolution was undertaken to reassert ancient rights--the ancient rights of Englishmen won at Runnymede in 1215, and codified in the *Magna Carta*. It was a movement to *reassert* rights that had been abrogated by the Crown's actions.
Marx & Co.'s call to revolution, on the other hand, presumed a complete and total destruction of the existing social mores & norms; a thorough wiping-away of the ancient traditions and understandings of what it meant to be "free." It's ultimate goal was not to *reclaim* freedoms lost, but to *impose* a whole new social order with a new definition of morality--secular, atheistic, and communistic. It was from the clang of this overheated and silly rhetoric that the horrors of the Lenin/Stalin/Mao reign of terror on the world sprang--the "Dictatorship of the Proletariat" that Marx was always babbling about turned out to simply be a "Dictatorship of the Dictators," and a bloody crew they were, at that.
Marx was the ideological "Godfather," so to speak, of that cruel, murderous trio--and bears some complicity in the crimes committed by them in his name.
[EOM].
69 posted on 05/25/2004 4:04:43 PM PDT by A Jovial Cad ("I had no shoes and I complained, until I saw a man who had no feet.")
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To: harbingr

Although I don't agree with all the items listed, it certainly is thought provoking.


70 posted on 05/25/2004 4:10:52 PM PDT by macrahanish #1
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To: RipSawyer

To those who see Genesis as a factual account this is no problem, they simply deny that dinosaurs ever existed...

I saw some of these religious classes on cable that set out to refute the whole dinosaur thing as a hoax. They claimed they had proof. I never saw the next days program. I work for a living.


71 posted on 05/27/2004 5:49:38 PM PDT by satchmodog9 (it's coming and if you don't get off the tracks it will run you down)
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To: satchmodog9

I have watched some of these programs and have found them to be circular reasoning, in the end they come back to saying it is true because it is in the Bible. I simply am unable to see how anyone can read Genesis and say that it is meant as a documentary of reality. I see it solely as one people's attempt to explain their own creation in a way that could be understood at the time. I don't believe that my seeing it in this way is in any way an attack on God.
As far as proving that Dinosaur bones are a hoax, I put that in the same category as the recurring claims to have discovered Noah's ark, the Christian religion is not well served in the long run by this type of pseudo-science.
By the way, I work for a living too, and I am thankful for every one who is still willing to do so. I think the world would be a lot better if we still honored hard work the way we used to instead of setting up tax disincentives and glorifying those who find a way to live off the hard work of others.


72 posted on 05/28/2004 8:17:23 AM PDT by RipSawyer (John Kerrey evokes good memories, OF MY FAVORITE MULE!)
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To: txradioguy

bump


73 posted on 05/28/2004 8:18:29 AM PDT by The Mayor (Behold, He is coming with clouds, and every eye will see Him.)
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To: RipSawyer
As far as the Genesis story goes, there is a story called Enuma Elish. It is the Phoenician story of creation. It was written long before Genesis.
74 posted on 05/28/2004 6:56:49 PM PDT by satchmodog9 (it's coming and if you don't get off the tracks it will run you down)
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To: xm177e2
Karl Marx never carried out a genocide, never gave orders for one, nor even suggested one...Das Kapital "the end justifies the means", what do you believe he was saying? I hold Marx to be guilty of all the human lives taken by his followers, who took the words literally, even as he himself intended. He is as guilty as a mob "Don" is when "suggesting" that some problematic person "disappear"...

the infowarrior

75 posted on 05/29/2004 12:07:47 AM PDT by infowarrior (TANSTAAFL)
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To: xm177e2
Karl Marx never carried out a genocide, never gave orders for one, nor even suggested one...

Not entirely true. When Marx stated in Das Kapital "the end justifies the means", what do you believe he was saying? I hold Marx to be guilty of all the human lives taken by his followers, who took the words literally, even as he himself intended. He is as guilty as a mob "Don" is when "suggesting" that some problematic person "disappear"...

the infowarrior

76 posted on 05/29/2004 12:12:39 AM PDT by infowarrior (TANSTAAFL)
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To: Darksheare

who is gone?


78 posted on 05/29/2004 3:21:56 PM PDT by King Prout (the difference between "trained intellect" and "indoctrinated intellectual" is an Abyssal gulf)
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To: harbingr

Harbinger of what, pray? Would you like to try again AFTER you have unscrambled yourself?


79 posted on 06/01/2004 12:38:43 PM PDT by vandykelastone (Nuts to Governor Goober: let's get serious now!)
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To: infowarrior
"the end justifies the means",

Actually that advice comes from Machiavelli in his book "The Prince", written some 300 years before Marx's time. "Das Kapital" ("Capital") is Marx's turgid writings on economic theory.

80 posted on 06/01/2004 7:59:27 PM PDT by Pelham
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