Posted on 10/15/2004 12:40:28 PM PDT by Shortwave
Just got back from the theater where I watched the first showing in Maine. I thought I would share my impressions with the Freeper Nation
First, this movie is NOT FOR CHILDREN! It is riddled with filthy language, and sexually explicit scenes.
O.K. Now that being said, what a great movie slamming the liberal left, and the absolute stupidity to the Hollywood elite!
The movie starts with Team America pretty much destroying the Eiffel Tower, Arc De Triumph, and the Louvre as the team kills the middle-eastern terrorist and rescues Paris from WMDs.
Kim Jong-Il is the archenemy who is the mastermind behind the complete destruction of the world, spreading WMDs to various cities with the help of the Dirkistan terrorists.
In order to fight the terrorist, Team America employs Gary the actor to penetrate the terrorist cells to get information.
Great songs including, America! F*&% YA!, Freedom Isnt Free; It cost $1.05 and unforgettable serenade by Kim Jong-Il called Im Lonely.
Some more memorable moments is Hans Blix warning Jong-Il that we will send you a nasty letter, Michael Moore, called a Socialist Weasel in the movie, as a homicide bomber, the use of cats as panthers, and Alec Baldwins F.A.G. Way speech at a Hollywood rally that clearly mocks the U.N. That is right, no liberal stone unturned!
The movie absolutely RIPS Hollywood including Matt Damon, portrayed as an imbecile, Charlie Sheen, Tim Robbins, Helen Hunt, Samuel L. Jackson, Danny Glover, Sean Penn, and many others.
There were a few scenes that involving the hero of the movie that is very gratuitous, such as the sex scene, puking in the alley, and how he has to win back the trust of the Team America leader.
Overall, the movie is great and very cleverly done! I was very impressed and it is a very, very funny movie. At the same time, the world destruction scene is very poignant and the use of human anatomy as metaphors to explain why the F.A.G. way of thinking is deadly wrong for the world. An absolute killer movie, mocking liberals. A Freeper Thumbs Up!
A foot note, Phil Hendrie plays the voice of the I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. computer.
yoiu can see that Fruck You Hans Brix clip here:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/team_america_world_police/trailers.php
Film Clip: "Kim Jong Il Takes On Hans Blix"
***Hope you don't intend to "light up a camel."***
And that reminds me of another joke!
A French Foreign Leigeon officer is transfered to a remote fort in the desert.
After looking around he asks what the men do for their gratification.
The orderly points to an old camel and says,
the men take that camel and...
The officer interrupts and said he did not want to hear more!
After several months the camel looked awfully inviting so the French Officer told the orderly to bring the camel into the officer's office.
When the camel was placed in the office the officer went at it like only a frenchman can!
When done the officer looks around and sees the orderly aghast! The officer says,
didn't you say the men used the camel for gratification?
The orderly explains,
You did not let me finish what I was going to say! The men use the camel to ride into the village over the mountain, to see the girls!
More bad me!
Kim Johng Il-lamatic ping.
Bond: I certainly hope so.
(from "You only live twice")
I see a lot of Freepers lumping Trey Parker and Matt Stone in with all the other Hollywood lefties, but nothing could be further from the truth. Notwithstanding the appearance by one of them in Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine, Parker and Stone are mostly libertarian-conservative and obviously have not much respect for lefties.
I noticed the Hummels in the song clip, and thought it was odd. I guess there is something I'm missing?
Can you explain it or does that just ruin the whole joke?
Yes, you're both right--it's Ronery. I typoed--innocent mistake, right guys?
Not accepted. Only slow, painful dismemberment... of Hillary will appease me.
I really don't watch South Park anymore because I don't have the time and my wife despises it, but I loved it because it was an equal opportunity offender with some very clever humor that was amazingly current. Plus I'm still 14 at heart and the crudeness makes me laugh.
The SP movie "Bigger Longer Uncut" was absolutely brilliant in my mind. The musical numbers were unbelievable, like Rogers & Hammerstein on acid. Plus, it provided the ultimate irony: many parents were disturbed that their kids would go see this movie and blamed the creators (even though it had an R rating) yet the entire point of the movie was that parents spend too much time blaming other people instead of spending time with their kids and making sure they DON'T see this kind of stuff...it was dead on.
I saw Trey Parker and Matt Stone (the creators) on Dennis Miller's old HBO show once, and they told a story about how once SP became a big hit, they could get into all of the chi-chi restaurants and bars in LA and rub elbows with the movie stars. They would make it a point to either sit at a famous person's table or stand by them at the bar and let out a big nasty raunchy fart.
They would usually pick people who were infamous for big egos and short tempers (Babs Streisand, Sean Penn, Sting, Tim Robbins and Ed Asner were a few of their victims) They said their grandest 'accomplishment' was Richard Dreyfuss, who was standing alone at a bar, and they went over to talk to him and let a nasty one fly and walked off, and just then a beautiful blonde came up to him to flirt and crinkled her nose and walked away. He was so pissed off he tried to get them thrown out. I would have paid good money to see that!
The 14 year old in me can't wait to see this movie.
That's from "Being John Malkovich".
Just saw it. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! I have never gotten into a movie so much as this one in a long time. I clapped at the Hans Blix part where hes getting eaten and Kimmy is cursing him out.
OMG that is hilarious! I have to find someone who won't be "offended" to go with me to see it. What Kim Jong Il does to Hans Brix is a dream come true. LOL!
In an interview on TV this week, Matt Stone said they hate Michael Moore because he used a South Park look-alike cartoon clip in "Bowling", which appeared to be created by Matt and Trey, but was not authentic. Plus, Matt pointed out the way Moore juxtaposes interviews in his movies is misleading.
Is that a true story? They are so bad. ROFL!
That song is in a send up of the musical "Rent" - for the movie renamed "Lease". A brilliant satire.
What's the last thing you'd think the Dr. Evil of our time would collect? Hummels of course! Cute and kitschy little figurines...
Is this the movie with the puppets?
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