Hit the road, Missy Morford.
Posted on 11/03/2004 7:12:02 AM PST by presidio9
Oh dear God please not again. Oh dear God please don't let it be all convoluted and depressing and messy and stupid and please don't let it all embarrass us on an international level all over again even more than it already has and even more than it already is and even more than we've endured lo these past four debilitating and soul-crushing years. Hello? Please? Is it already too late?
Why yes, yes it is.
And lo and behold, it's apparently another completely tortuous and entirely knotted presidential election, still not finished and still not all ironed out and as of this writing Ohio is headed for a recount and Kerry still has a glimpse of a chance, and hence we still don't really know the outcome, even though it appears to be leaning toward the utterly appalling notion of another four years of Bush and another Republican stranglehold of Congress and repeated GOP chants of "More War in '04!"
Which is, well, simply staggering. Mind-blowing. Odd. Gut-wrenching. Colon-knotting. Eyeball-gouging. And so on.
You want to block it out. You want to rend your flesh and yank your hair and say no way in hell and lean out your window and scream into the Void and pray it will all be over soon, even though you know you're an atheist Buddhist Taoist Rosicrucian Zen Orgasmican and you don't normally pray to anything except maybe the gods of really exceptional sake and skin-tingling sex and maybe a few luminous transcendental deities that look remarkably like Jenna Jameson.
It simply boggles the mind: We've already had four years of some of the most appalling and abusive foreign and domestic policy in American history, some of the most well-documented atrocities ever wrought on the American populace and it's all combined
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
Maybe, in fact, we're regressing, back to the days of guns and sexism and pre-emptive violence, of environmental abuse and no rights for women and an sincere hatred of gays and foreigners and minorities. Sound familiar? It should: It's the modern GOP platform.
MAYBE, we the American people are sick of liberal shit. We're sick of queers, transvestites and "gender" confused retards. We're sick of the lying "mainstream" media. We're sick of high taxes and the welfare state. We're sick of pink-traingle degenerates teaching our kids. We're sick of affirmative action and "hate" speech. We're sick people trying to take away our guns. We're sick of the bullshit UN. We're sick of attacks on our Christianity and our morals.
In a word - we're sick of confused fools like the one who wrote this article. We spoke yesterday. Loud and clear.
He seems to have an obsession with things anal. I'm not sure if that is because of personality or sexual preference.
Thank you for your simple eloquence. Couldn't have said it better myself!!!
Hey Mark...I would tell you to eat it....but you probably would and that would be bad.
So cheer up...Kerry won California...oh wait he lost the nation though...lol...isn't it great!
Wonderful! I hope she, along with the Hollyweirds, assorted Kerryoids like Moore, the superrich donors, moveon and similars will soon move to Europe to live there perpetually. As for the the RAT-infested leftcoast and those in New England, they should repent of their evil ways.
Didn't that writer's mother ever tell him to *lose the run-on sentences?* Sheesh.
Hit the road, Missy Morford.
"GAWD-no WONDER the pharmaceutical companies love the Dems!!! "
yep, esp the makers of paxil, zoloft, prozac ......
>For tens of millions of us, it is simply unconscionable >that we could possibly be led for another four years by a >small and spoiled little man who has very little real idea >what he's doing and even less of how the hell he got there.
Didn't he just describe John Kerry?
Quick, somebody get Morford his meds!
Semper Fi
"All that matters is that today, two stood against many."
What must really be Morford is the 11 for 11 on the Defining Marriage ballot initiatives. This election was about VALUES and not Mr. Morford's.
As we used to say as kids back in the 70's, Face, Ace.
back atcha dumplin' :)
Glockmeister, chill! Have a drink! We won!
ROTFLMAO!
Today is like Christmas, my birthday and New Year's Eve all in one.
And an email address of mmorford@sfgate.com to send our best wishes.
More Ford is calling on God and praying? Will wonders never ceased?!
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