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[vbtv7788]

What is Derr you may ask? Derr may be the most important thing you may have to worry about. Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. It is believed to be the reason for why we aren't doing so well in Iraq. But back to the question... What exactly is Derr? Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites. It involved taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!" Joojoo Jooha was a canaanite slang term about taking red flags and throwing them into outerspace to appease satan. Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord! Unfortunately, the puritans disobeyed God and did evil in the sight of the lord. Among other things Derr. Cotton Mather, the famous puritan minister was one such practictioner of Derr. He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do with that Doku thing more than the Derr thing. God hates Derr not as much as doku but God hates it none the less. Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere. Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr, otherwise terrorism will get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.

[amxfan2002]

WOW!!!!! Only been here a week and this is my first chance to ZOT someone.....
BTW, I disavow any knowledge of ever having derr'ed.......
You Sir, or Madam as the case may, be are absotively and posolutely a complete, total, and highly overrated IDIOT!!!

[jocon307]

"That was brilliant."

Agreed!

[Darksheare]

Admit it, you Derr your beeber until it is stuned before you doku your moose until it says "UnnngH!"

[woofie]

There is Derr and there is Duh. Duh is Der Derr ...You is Duh

[fieldmarshaldj]

"The Troglodytes."

I think I've got some of their records. On the Columbia-Moonbat label, right ?

[Charles Henrickson]

Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt -- one of the Butt sisters.

[wolficatZ]

 

In After The ZOT (IATZ)

[Choose Ye This Day]

Derr to be stupid.

[garylmoore]

This person is one coo coo

[bannie]

Wo ist Derr Bahnhoff?

[bannie]

In Porterville, California there is an old tombstone for Bertha Butt. Seriously.

[Salem]

Aaaaand ... thanks for stopping by!

[Old Sarge]

"My master, the Great MOD, bids thee Welcome!"

[Salem]

LOL!!  

[Dallas59]

TOONSES!

[geopyg]

Derr i ere?

[Paul_Denton]

ZOT!!!

[WestVirginiaRebel]

In honor of your presence, and in the wake of his speech, the President sends you his regards:

[Lancey Howard]

This is one of the funnier ones.