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Posted on 12/18/2005 8:40:45 PM PST by vbtv7788

What is Derr you may ask? Derr may be the most important thing you may have to worry about. Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. It is believed to be the reason for why we aren't doing so well in Iraq. But back to the question... What exactly is Derr? Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites. It involved taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!" Joojoo Jooha was a canaanite slang term about taking red flags and throwing them into outerspace to appease satan. Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord! Unfortunately, the puritans disobeyed God and did evil in the sight of the lord. Among other things Derr. Cotton Mather, the famous puritan minister was one such practictioner of Derr. He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do with that Doku thing more than the Derr thing. God hates Derr not as much as doku but God hates it none the less. Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere. Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr, otherwise terrorism will get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.


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To: vbtv7788

141 posted on 12/19/2005 1:27:07 PM PST by Thunder90
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To: vbtv7788

142 posted on 12/19/2005 2:34:14 PM PST by vigilante2 (Loose lips sink ships)
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To: Delta 21

Heh-heh! The Sleestaks are a fun memory from an epicly horrid show.


143 posted on 12/19/2005 4:24:30 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey Charles, what do you think most people would say if I told them the funniest person I know is a Lutheran minister?


144 posted on 12/19/2005 4:32:18 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Hello Derr!"

Dying...laughing...send...help!

145 posted on 12/19/2005 4:33:41 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
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To: Charles Henrickson
That Doku thing you do . . . do.

Breaking my heart into a million pieces...yoooouuuu...doing that thing you do do.

146 posted on 12/19/2005 4:36:34 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
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To: vbtv7788

THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GONE!!!

147 posted on 12/19/2005 4:38:19 PM PST by Doomonyou (FR doesn't suffer fools lightly.)
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To: 70times7
You forgot the nightlights, the uptights and the outtasights

Monnlight...feels right...

Baby, everything is alright, uptight, outtasight.

148 posted on 12/19/2005 4:45:29 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
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To: Delta 21
What happened to the keywords!?! I was looking forward to going thru them again for my daily belly laugh!!

I get to "ZOTMEHARDER" and start laughing like a loon every time.

Thank God I work out of my home, I'd have been fired by now if I were working at a regular job.

149 posted on 12/19/2005 4:48:29 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
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To: vbtv7788

Does FR zot the mentally ill? Is that some form of discrimination?


150 posted on 12/19/2005 4:57:46 PM PST by Hardastarboard
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To: Mr. Silverback
Hey Charles, what do you think most people would say if I told them the funniest person I know is a Lutheran minister?

Hey, "Wittenberg" begins with "Wit."

The trick is knowing when to say, "Here I stand," and when to say, "Here I do stand-up."

151 posted on 12/19/2005 5:00:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (There is a time for both.)
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To: vbtv7788

I read about someone who won a Darwin award for cutting of his own head with a chainsaw. Can't figure out how you lived through that.........


152 posted on 12/19/2005 5:06:40 PM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Rimshot!


153 posted on 12/19/2005 5:22:41 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
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To: vbtv7788
'Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. (snip) Derr is a satanic ritual...(snip) ...disobeyed God and did evil...(snip)... Among other things Derr.(snip)...He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. (snip)Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere.(snip)... get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.'

vbtv7788, a practitioner of Derr and Doku Drumming,

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154 posted on 12/19/2005 8:29:53 PM PST by IYellAtMyTV (The Left -- playing russian roulette with an automatic.)
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To: JRios1968
"Derrly beloved, we have gathered here today..."

Would that be for "Mawwige"?

155 posted on 08/02/2006 12:16:29 PM PDT by Dooderbutt (It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: Delta 21

Is that from Dr. Who??


156 posted on 08/02/2006 12:17:06 PM PDT by Dooderbutt (It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: vbtv7788

Must be a full moon somewhere.


157 posted on 08/02/2006 12:17:41 PM PDT by LIConFem (It is by will alone I set my mind in motion...)
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To: vbtv7788

Derr dumbass needs to stay off der Ripple.


158 posted on 08/02/2006 12:18:27 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Squantos
George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord!

I'm very proud.

159 posted on 08/02/2006 12:18:29 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Dooderbutt

Where did this old thread come from???


160 posted on 08/02/2006 12:23:55 PM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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