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Posted on 12/18/2005 8:40:45 PM PST by vbtv7788
What is Derr you may ask? Derr may be the most important thing you may have to worry about. Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. It is believed to be the reason for why we aren't doing so well in Iraq. But back to the question... What exactly is Derr? Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites. It involved taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!" Joojoo Jooha was a canaanite slang term about taking red flags and throwing them into outerspace to appease satan. Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord! Unfortunately, the puritans disobeyed God and did evil in the sight of the lord. Among other things Derr. Cotton Mather, the famous puritan minister was one such practictioner of Derr. He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do with that Doku thing more than the Derr thing. God hates Derr not as much as doku but God hates it none the less. Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere. Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr, otherwise terrorism will get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: Delta 21
Wonder if the troll defenders will show up tonight.
*snicker*
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posted on
12/18/2005 9:24:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Jet Jaguar; Ultra Sonic 007; MikeinIraq
ROTFLOL! Between Derr, Doku, Joojoo, Jooha, and taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! I think this is the proper place to post those pics you posted earlier, 007.
Thanks for the laugh – too funny.
To: Charles Henrickson
Squanto cried a tear after reading theta the zotted freeper's posting.
(Pardon me, Iron Eyes Cody)
83
posted on
12/18/2005 9:26:54 PM PST
by
add925
(The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
To: Darksheare
84
posted on
12/18/2005 9:27:54 PM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: vbtv7788
All your Der ARE Belong to Us!!!!
ZOT!
PWND!
85
posted on
12/18/2005 9:28:22 PM PST
by
KoRn
(Merry Christmas!!)
To: vbtv7788; mikrofon; martin_fierro
What is Derr you may ask? I may.
What is Derr?
86
posted on
12/18/2005 9:30:24 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
("Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!")
To: dfwgator; mikrofon; martin_fierro
"Hello Derr!"
87
posted on
12/18/2005 9:30:32 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
("Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!")
To: vbtv7788
He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, and that's it a-hangin' on the shed!
88
posted on
12/18/2005 9:34:29 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(All together now: "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!")
To: MEG33
One decided to show up at post 232 in the 'ZOT censorship' thread.
*snort*
89
posted on
12/18/2005 9:38:08 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: vbtv7788
The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do. . . . No wonder they suffered! Pyeeewww!
90
posted on
12/18/2005 9:38:13 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
("Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!")
To: vbtv7788
which had mostly do do with that Doku thing. . . . That Doku thing you do . . . do.
91
posted on
12/18/2005 9:40:06 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
("Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!")
To: AmericanArchConservative
92
posted on
12/18/2005 9:40:23 PM PST
by
Fred Nerks
(Read THE LIFE OF MUHAMMAD free pdf download - link on My Page)
To: Victoria Delsoul; Darksheare; darkwing104; MikeinIraq; darkangel82; Dane; b4its2late; ...
93
posted on
12/18/2005 9:41:14 PM PST
by
Ultra Sonic 007
(The opposite of Progress is Congress)
To: vbtv7788
2NU - Ponderous
This is ponderous man... Really ponderous...
I had this dream the other night...
I went to work one day...
And nobody remembered who I was....
So, i decided to take the day off...
On my way out, I run into my boss and he say's, "hey, you look familiar..."
I said, "thanks, people say that a lot in these dreams."
then the horns kicked in (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak. (sfx)
Then all of a sudden, I'm standing on a beach in some tropical part of the world...and there's this sign that says... "aren't you supposed to be at work..." (haha) it sort of screamed out at me... (scream)...
Then I remembered, I'd been here in other dreams, but usually there was a water polo game and a girl who could talk with her eyes... And she'd say.. "can you see what I'm saying?" then the horn kicked in (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak...(sfx)
before I knew it... I was walking near a lake when a phone rings (sfx) and the operator speaks to me in a language i don't understand...
Oom papachucka maka nanu singow.
Meling kapalana wani domo chingpow..
Heddy kapalua Kuma genising tea...
Oomama chucka pana one is now three....
Then the horns kicked in. (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak (sfx)
before long, I was coming up on this weird part of my dream... You know, the part where I know how to tap dance... But I can only do it while wearing golf shoes...
Now, I'm back on the beach... Walking with this girl who talks with her eyes. This time she say's. "I think you see what I'm saying..."
then just before I woke up. It started to rain in southern california...
(repeat chorus)
a girl who could talk with her eyes...
Can you see what I'm saying?
Aren't you supposed to be at work? (haha.)
This is ponderous man... Really ponderous...
Oooohhhh (horns)
(squeak sfx)
written by: jock blaney
composed by: phil devault
produced by: michael nealy
94
posted on
12/18/2005 9:41:24 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: vbtv7788
Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes. . . . I'm doing it right now. In my pajamas.
95
posted on
12/18/2005 9:41:53 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
("Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!")
To: vbtv7788
Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr. . . . Feets of Derring-do (-do)?
96
posted on
12/18/2005 9:44:10 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
("Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!")
To: Ultra Sonic 007
The steamroller is the best, beat and pave... all in one.
97
posted on
12/18/2005 9:45:14 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
To: vbtv7788
say no to Derr. . . . I don't Derr.
99
posted on
12/18/2005 9:46:23 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
("Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!")
To: Squantos; Eaker
"the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out"
You have been outed! LOL
100
posted on
12/18/2005 9:48:21 PM PST
by
NYTexan
(Where is MY Global Warming???)
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