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doctor spork MD
Posted on 12/18/2005 8:40:45 PM PST by vbtv7788
What is Derr you may ask? Derr may be the most important thing you may have to worry about. Derr is very evil, very naughty and very ungodly. It is believed to be the reason for why we aren't doing so well in Iraq. But back to the question... What exactly is Derr? Derr is a satanic ritual performed in this country long ago by the Canaanites, the Perezites, the Gurgashites, the Ammorites, the Moabites and the Hittites. It involved taking a stick from a wheat tree and sticking it up your nose while shouting, "Hey mom! Ship ahoy! There be none tonight for joojoo jooha!" Joojoo Jooha was a canaanite slang term about taking red flags and throwing them into outerspace to appease satan. Later on the Puritans came to liberate this wonderful land that God gave them with the help of George Wasiington and Squanto and drove all them squaters all out. Praise the lord! Unfortunately, the puritans disobeyed God and did evil in the sight of the lord. Among other things Derr. Cotton Mather, the famous puritan minister was one such practictioner of Derr. He also practiced doku druming with tanned hides from Cuba. The whole colony later suffered the Salem Witch trials which had mostly do do with that Doku thing more than the Derr thing. God hates Derr not as much as doku but God hates it none the less. Today Americans of all walks of life still practice Derr in their homes, on the job and elsewhere. Contact your senators and Congressmen and tell them to say no to Derr, otherwise terrorism will get the upper hand for sure! Thats all.
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To: Dooderbutt; sionnsar
Congrats on bringing this thread back to life after 7 months!
The thread that came back from the Dead!!
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posted on
08/02/2006 12:26:21 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: mollynme
There were two mysteriously resurrected yesterday.
162
posted on
08/02/2006 12:26:35 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
To: Tijeras_Slim
163
posted on
08/02/2006 12:27:14 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: vbtv7788
Either the meds kicked in or the meds didn't kick in.
I'm not sure which.
164
posted on
08/02/2006 12:28:36 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Tijeras_Slim
It's almost always brand new signups that resuscitate these oldies...
165
posted on
08/02/2006 12:31:06 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: mollynme
I was enjoying some ZOT threads and didn't even look at the date! :-) It's been a VERY slow day today, had to do something to look busy at work you know.
166
posted on
08/02/2006 12:31:08 PM PDT
by
Dooderbutt
(It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: ErnBatavia
One yesterday just appeared in the breaking news sidebar.
167
posted on
08/02/2006 12:32:04 PM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
To: ErnBatavia
Not me! Been around for over 3 years now (dang, time flies, don't it?!?)
168
posted on
08/02/2006 12:32:06 PM PDT
by
Dooderbutt
(It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
To: Dooderbutt
I was wondering if it had shown up suddenly under breaking news like the two Harry Potter threads yesterday.
169
posted on
08/02/2006 12:36:45 PM PDT
by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Did you see the name of the purported author of this? Maybe that is the source of the dreaded
Spork Weasel.
170
posted on
08/02/2006 12:40:56 PM PDT
by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: Dooderbutt
171
posted on
08/02/2006 7:49:54 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: CaptRon
A. B. something.
A. B. Normal! Yeah, thats it! 
172
posted on
08/02/2006 7:59:39 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
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