well, in New York City we go down into the sewers and stage fights between alligators and packs of giant rats. sometimes we throw in a half-human mutant, too.
seems like people are people, no matter where ya go!
06/09/2007 5:00:54 PM PDT
· 397 of 612 drhogan
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i think you have got it there!
soon we will have paris studies in all major universities. i’m not sure if these will be in philosophy departments or social sciences—the details will have to be worked out.
one will be able to earn a D.PS. (or maybe Ps.D.)—doctor of paris studies degree.
then one could go on talk shows and news shows and make profound and esoteric remarks, interspersed by thoughtful puffs on a pipe.
once again, America will be respected around the world!
i don’t hate the rich, and i know i’ll never join them, but people like Paris make life much more interesting.
think of how boring the world would be without her and her friends.
i’m too cheap to get cable tv, but reading about paris is free. she adds value to the world.
i think they should set a maximum limit on the number of laws (the total number; not how many new ones they can add).
then, if congress wants to add a new one, they have to eliminate an old one.
the maxlimit should be set at about half of what we have now.
congress could then focus on figuring out which laws to eliminate until they get it down to the max allowable.
they would have to delete 25% of the surplus laws each year, until they get it down to the maxlimit.
if they fail to delete enough in any single year, laws would be deleted at random.
this would solve most problems in this country.