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  • Today's Toons 10/25/12

    10/25/2012 3:35:40 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/25/12 | pookie18
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  • Occupy Albany Insists Movement Isn't Dead, Proves It By Holding 5-Person Yoga Class in a McDonald's

    10/24/2012 4:30:50 PM PDT · by rustyweiss74 · 10 replies
    Mental Recession ^ | 10/24/2012
    This past Sunday, remnants of what is left of the Occupy Albany movement celebrated their one-month Anniversary by tying up traffic and insisting that they were "taking it to the man". Who that man is, is anybody's guess. A report from WNYT-Albany showed protesters insisting that despite a meager number of participants in the historic one-year march, the movement was far from dead. “As the capacity of an organizer, it never left. It’s not dead. It’s alive and well. It’s just that most of the organizers like myself, had school to do,” said Eddie Alkubari. It's not dead. It's alive...
  • All New South Park: Episode 1612 "A Nightmare on Face Time"

    10/24/2012 4:18:36 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 10 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | October 24, 2012 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    Randy keeps Stan from trick or treating on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "A Nightmare on Face Time," premiering tonight, Wednesday, October 24 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. The boys are all ready to dress up as their favorite foursome, the Avengers, for Halloween. After months of planning their costumes, at the last minute Randy tells Stan he can’t go trick or treating with his friends. Instead, Stan has to pitch in and help his father with a new business venture.
  • White House Dismisses Benghazi Emails As Spam

    The White House pushed back against reports in Fox, CBS, Reuters and CNN that they knew immediately that the attack in Benghazi was the work of terrorists. "There was a variety of miss information coming in," White House press secretary Jay Carney said Wednesday on Air Force One. "The whole point of our intelligence community is to take facts and refigure them to prove our point. We assess strands of information and make judgments to make the President look good." "This is an open source, unclassified email about a posting on a Facebook site," Carney said. "I would also note...
  • I Found The Internet Off Button

    10/24/2012 10:50:47 AM PDT · by OneVike · 51 replies
    GATE ^ | 10/24/12 | Chuck Wolk
    Ever wonder what happens to the internet after you log off? I bet it never crossed your mind that even though you logged off the internet, your computer is still vulnerable. Yes, if you fail to actually turn the internet off first before you log off, you are leaving your pc's hard drive vulnerable to being hacked. It doesn't happen to everyone, but it does happen enough. Imagine all the vital information you have on your computer that someone could steal. Well, very few people know about this, but there is an OFF button (off button below) that needs...
  • Boston Globe Coverage of Libyan Email Scandal

    10/24/2012 7:43:44 AM PDT · by pabianice · 9 replies
    10/24/12
    In-depth coverage of the breaking scandal revealing the White House knew of terror attack within two hours.
  • Today's Toons 10/24/12

    10/24/2012 2:02:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/24/12 | pookie18
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  • We reveal what secret Donald Trump is planning to announce about Barack Obama

    10/23/2012 12:33:48 PM PDT · by LaybackLenny · 25 replies
    Irish Central ^ | October 23, 2012, | JAMES O'SHEA
    Donald Trump claimed on Fox news he has a major announcement to make about the president on Wednesday that will change the election. I can reveal exclusively what the surprise is likely to be. My Trump sources tell me it is one of the following ten things; 1. The Mars Rover has found Obama’s birth certificate on Mars 2. That means Obama is an alien Or it could be: 3. Obama and Hillary have had an affair, mostly conducted on Air Force One 4. This explains what happened over Benghazi – they were on date night and missed it. Or...
  • Caption Obama and Tagg

    10/23/2012 11:57:51 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 28 replies
    Obama whispers in the ear of Tagg son of Mitt Romney, at the end of the final U.S. presidential debates.
  • ‘Obama bin Laden’: Schieffer’s debate gaffe unfortunate but not unusual

    10/23/2012 8:17:55 AM PDT · by bgill · 9 replies
    yahoo ^ | Oct. 23, 2012 | Dylan Stableford
    While prefacing a question for Mitt Romney about Pakistan during Monday's presidential debate on foreign policy, moderator Bob Schieffer had an unfortunate slip of the tongue, referring to Osama bin Laden as "Obama bin Laden." "We know that Pakistan has arrested the doctor who helped us catch Obama-uh-bin Laden," Schieffer said, seeming to realize his mistake immediately.
  • Today's Toons 10/23/12

    10/23/2012 1:28:06 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/23/12 | pookie18
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  • Question: Help find a graphic.

    10/22/2012 11:37:08 PM PDT · by Yosemitest · 9 replies
    I'm looking for the graphic of Obama with the words " JUST WORDS !JUST SPEECHES ! " over his photo. Does anyone have a link to it?
  • BREAKING: October Surprise — Iran Agrees To Nuke Deal with U.S.

    10/22/2012 9:33:25 AM PDT · by epluribus_2 · 69 replies
    NRO Corner ^ | oct 22 20012 | Peter Kirsanow
    Tehran — Iran has agreed to abandon its nuclear-weapons program in a historic diplomatic achievement certain to dominate tonight’s foreign-policy presidential debate, and dramatically reshape the electoral landscape. “This is an extraordinary breakthrough,” said Deputy Undersecretary of State Jonathan Ebert Jr., lead negotiator for the U.S. “It’s a tribute to the hard work of our diplomatic team and President Obama’s visionary leadership.” According to Ebert, the momentous deal was struck late Sunday night after President Obama called Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and personally apologized for a Madonna video the Iranian leader found offensive. “Ahmadinejad had originally insisted we apologize for Beyonce’s ‘Single...
  • 50 things every dog should do before it dies

    10/22/2012 9:33:16 AM PDT · by Daffynition · 93 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | 21 Oct 2012 | staff reporter
    50 things every dog should do before it dies 1. Flop down in front of a morning fire 2. Go for a swim in the sea 3. Go mad in the snow 4. Dig up a flower bed [snip]
  • Today's Toons 10/22/12

    10/22/2012 1:37:16 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/22/12 | pookie18
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  • Day by Day Cartoon 10.21.2012 (Bedtime for Obonzo)

    10/21/2012 3:57:35 PM PDT · by pingman · 1 replies
    http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/ ^ | 10.21.12 | Chris Muir
    Bedtime for Obonzo By Chris Muir, Daybydaycartoon.com 10.21.2012 (my title)(text transcribed) Once upon a time, Americans elected a lightbringer, who promised toys ‘n unicorns, rainbows ‘n good things for all the girls and boys who would vote for him! To do this, L’il Obama threw out the mean ‘ol Constitution, and children just like him everywhere cheered, ‘cause now THEY were in charge! So, L’il Obama broke open the cookie jar an’ gave them all away to his special friends and family, ‘til there were no more left. But soon, adult people, who made the cookies, said mean things about...
  • Carville and Matalin Mitsubishi Commercials (Humor)

    10/21/2012 3:01:19 PM PDT · by BBell · 27 replies
    For all of you political junkies who have not seen the Carville And Matalin Mitsubishi commercials here they are. These commercials are hilarious.
  • UN Warns Americans: Do Not Elect Mitt Romney

    10/21/2012 8:45:19 AM PDT · by Silentgypsy · 83 replies
    Breitbart.com ^ | 10/20/2012 | Joel B. Pollak
    The United Nations Special Rapporteur on Counter-Terrorism and Human Rights has warned Americans not to elect Republican Mitt Romney in next month’s presidential election, saying that doing so would be “a democratic mandate for torture.” The UN’s Ben Emmerson was referring to Romney’s refusal to rule out the use of waterboarding in interrogating terror detainees, a practice that President Barack Obama has ended. Colin Perkel of The Canadian Press reported Emmerson’s remarks from a symposium in Toronto on the impact of 9/11 on human rights: "The re-introduction of torture under a Romney administration would significantly increase the threat levels to...
  • Move The Deer Crossing Sign(Audio)

    10/21/2012 7:11:12 AM PDT · by navysealdad · 5 replies
    This audio clip from Y94 Playhouse Fargo, ND radio station was too funny to not find a way for more people to hear it so thus, this video. A lady asks for help getting deer crossing signs moved to lower traffic areas.
  • President Says High Gas Prices Are Sign of Prosperity

    10/20/2012 1:05:51 PM PDT · by navysealdad · 22 replies
    In a desperate effort to try to persuade voters that the economy is starting to recover, President Obama touted high gas prices as “proof that things are better than most people think they are.” “Rising demand is what pushes prices up,” Obama explained. “The fact that gasoline prices have more than doubled since I took office shows that people must be driving more. Since studies show that driving to work accounts for the bulk of most folks' travel I think it's safe to say that