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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad phones President Obama's private line. Obama answers. "Why are you calling me, Ahmadinejad? You know we're not ready for one-on-one talks." "But Mahmoud and the mullahs worried about American election! We worry Obama will lose!" "I'm not going to lose, you nut job. People love me here. I give them other people's money." "But Mahmoud think Romney use Iran to score big points in debate. He scare people into thinking Iran developing nuclear weapons and that you not do enough to stop us!" "That's not true. My sanctions are killing your economy and if anyone knows...

Vice-president Joe Biden debates himself

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There are no words.

Help! Teh gangnam song has infiltrated my brain via the Internutz!

Has Obama ordered any placards for the podium that say Office of President Re Elect yet ?

This was just laying in wait to be mocked.

Reading the comments about how Bill Clinton might be hurting President Obama brought a delightful thought to my mind. I started thinking just how entertaining it will be after Romney defeats President Obama to sit back and watch the fight between Clinton and the Obama to see who is the top dog in the Democratic party? Can't wait to see the back stabbing, bushwhacking, and just plain gutter fighting these 4 people will engage in. I would bet President Obama's grades, birth certificate and anything else he wants to stay hidden will appear within 6 months. And what new low...

Many people claim Halloween as their favorite time of the year. Around the end of October pranks and scares become as common as fools in April. The best pranks are the ones with just enough complexity to keep the watches guessing. Here a magician, prankster and mentalist Rich Ferguson tests out his head drop prank on the unsuspecting residents of San Luis Obispo, California. The results range from laughter to fear, and even watching the trick is top notch. Can you guess how he does it? via YouTube

A friend sent this to me, and I think it's worth sharing. A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and - Pow! - hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion lets go of the girl. The biker brings...

Dear Reader (and those of you who subscribe to this "news"letter just for the exotic punctuation), I need to keep this quick. I'm writing this from a sort of lounge area on the sixth floor of the Water Tower Inn. This is a hotel in St. Louis that used to be a hospital and sort of still is. If you've spent much time in hospitals, you know that they are battlegrounds for the war between the medicinal scents and various human odors. My room smells a bit like David Axelrod these days, by which I mean it has the vague...

If you live in a progressive neighborhood and don’t want your house TPed this Halloween, you better check to make sure you bought the right candy. The AFL-CIO has just put out a list of “union-made” Halloween Candy, and Snickers and Twix eaters are out of luck.

One witch told another witch, "I want one of those new computers that has a spell checker." Don't bother inviting the Invisible Man to your Halloween party. He won't show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but they're all transparent. A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer dashes to his studio, develops the film and…learns that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak....

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The College Football Czar Week 9 Week eight in review: It was another above-average week for the College Football Czar, who went 14-4, improving his overall record to 106-50 and his winning percentage to .679. Among his better picks were the demise of the then-undefeated but badly inflated Cincinnati Bearcats, and Louisiana-Monroe’s 43-42 overtime win over Western Kentucky (predicted score 33-32). Although week eight certainly had its share of excitement, it did very little to shake up the rankings. The highest-ranked team to lose to a lower-ranked or unranked opponent was the #21 Bearcats, whose defeat is referenced above. #24...

I know I'm 'counting the chickens before they hatch, here........but I would LOVE if some FReepers could make an Election Day vid using this. It would be EPIC! 'Cause this is what I'll be singing when Obama is DEFEATED!!!!!! Would like to have it 'tucked away'. I know you guys LOVE a challenge! <3 Have at it and LOVE you guys!!!!! FR keeps my sanity! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edwsf-8F3sI

And remember way back when where we were all laughing&ridiculing "Queen Pelosi" who wanted vengeance on the GOP over the water-boarding debacle? And here we are 3 years later,all hell breaks loose in the mid-east,four Americans are killed on Obama's watch (Commander In Chief?),and has anyone noticed that we have not heard from any of the Democrat Leaders? Well regarding Price Harry,he probably ran off to Vegas to "Rig The Machines". But you have to look at the whole picture. The Democrats have caused this incident that has affected our National Security! And all of our Liberal Leaders are running/hiding...

"Eye Of The Sparrow" — A Bad Lip Reading of the First 2012 Debate

The crew at Bad Lip Reading is back. You knew they would get around to Joe Biden eventually. One caution — there are a moderate-to-high number of sexual jokes in this one: