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  • Obama's Southeast Asia Trip All Style, No Substance

    11/22/2012 12:11:49 PM PST · by Morgana · 13 replies
    investors.com ^ | 11.22.2012 | staff
    Diplomacy: So amid all the colorful and flirty photos from President Obama's first tour of Southeast Asia, what did he actually accomplish? As usual, he served himself politically in what was largely a Potemkin mission abroad. It was obvious enough from the rubelike gaffes that the president hasn't been particularly interested or attentive to the affairs of Thailand, Burma or Cambodia as he made his first trip since his re-election. It was pretty much all style over substance. In his tour of Burma, billed as an historic first visit since Burma's 2007 move to democracy, it was clear he was...
  • This is America Charlie Brown, The Mayflower Voyagers

    11/22/2012 6:52:44 AM PST · by ReformationFan · 6 replies
    One of my favorite Peanuts holiday specials. Charlie Brown and the gang play Pilgrim children in this re-enactment of the Mayflower voyage and the first Thanksgiving. I highly recommend this one for children. It's also nice to see something from Hollywood that's pro Western civilization.
  • Today's Toons 11/22/12

    11/22/2012 4:12:31 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/22/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Obama Thanksgiving Proclamation 2012 (FULL TEXT)

    11/21/2012 9:48:43 PM PST · by garjog · 16 replies
    The White House ^ | Nov. 22, 2012 | Barack Husein Obama
    On Thanksgiving Day, Americans gather with family, partners and friends to recount the benefits lavished upon us this past year. This day is a time to take stock of what we have gained after a long struggle of securing rights to share in the bounty that this nation has produced. Thanks to our hard fought efforts, we are grateful that we are beginning to see a better distribution of resources that hold the promise of enriching our lives. As we see needs being met by a multitude of re-distributive programs take effect, we are reminded of the indelible spirit of...
  • Caption This Photo..

    11/21/2012 8:54:08 AM PST · by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America · 38 replies
    Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America ^ | November 21, 2012 | Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
    In the aftermath of the fall of Hostess, I thought it would be appropriate to spotlight America's most prolific Union thug, Richard Trumka. Caption this photo!: Trumka: "Hey you idiot, I'VE got the dibs on that last case of Twinkies."
  • Funny Christmas Lights Thread

    11/21/2012 4:58:47 AM PST · by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin · 7 replies
    21 November 2012
    Here's mine.
  • Today's Toons 11/21/12

    11/21/2012 3:18:42 AM PST · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/21/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • The College Football Czar: Week 13

    11/20/2012 9:56:36 PM PST · by Daniel Clark · 43 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | November 20, 2012 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar Week 13 Week twelve in review: The top two teams in the BCS ratings were upset, which, according to the media template, has thrown the championship picture into “chaos.” Top-ranked Kansas State should now be out of the running altogether, after getting the phlegm beaten out of them by ninth-place Baylor, 52-24. Oregon, having lost to Stanford 17-14 in overtime, still has a chance, although they need help from a couple conference rivals. Not only did Oregon lose a much better game to a much better opponent than K-State did, but the human polls are bound...
  • Freep a poll! (Is this pic of Romney pumping his own gas?)

    11/20/2012 4:16:22 PM PST · by dynachrome · 38 replies
    theblaze.com ^ | 11-20-12 | The Blaze
    Is that Romney pumping his own gas? No, he's a dead ringer but it's not him Yeah, that's totally him This is tough -- I really can't tell
  • Deer attacks two men, then takes man's cigarettes

    11/20/2012 7:57:33 AM PST · by crusty old prospector · 126 replies
    KETK NBC 56 - Tyler, Texas ^ | November 19, 2012 | Nicole Vowell
    Whitehouse, Texas — Joseph Rose and Cole Kellis were leaving their home in Whitehouse on Friday morning when they noticed a deer in their front yard. Rose approached the deer and he says the deer seemed friendly. But then Kellis and Rose say the deer then charged them and started to attack. Rose and Kellis ran to Rose's pick-up truck to try to get away from the wild buck. The deer then "poked" Rose in his ribs, so Rose jumped out of his truck into the back-bed. Rose says he left his driver-side door open and the deer climbed in...
  • Today's Toons 11/19/12

    11/19/2012 3:29:43 AM PST · by pookie18 · 26 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/19/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Tell on Me: The ballad of US agents

    11/18/2012 5:27:02 PM PST · by SWAMPSNIPER · 4 replies
    LatmaTV ^ | November 18, 2012 | LatmaTV
    Political satire from Israel, really hits the mark.
  • A PETS TEN COMMANDMENTS

    11/18/2012 12:19:12 PM PST · by virgil283 · 56 replies
    1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful..... 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. ... 3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being...... 4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you...... 5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me...... 6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will...
  • How to properly prepare a turkey

    11/18/2012 10:07:22 AM PST · by killer_rat · 26 replies
    1. Buy a turkey 2. Have a glass of wine 3. Stuff turkey 4. Have a glass of wine 5. Put turkey in oven 6. Relax, have another few glasses of wine 7. Turk the bastey 8. Wine of glass another get 9. Ponder the meat thermometer 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours 12. Take the oven out of the turkey 13. Floor the turkey up off the pick 14. Turk the carvey 15. Get yourself another wottle of bine 16. Tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey 17....
  • How Many Justin Biebers Could You Take In A Fight? [quiz]

    11/17/2012 11:01:23 PM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 66 replies
    The Oatmeal ^ | Matt Inman
    Quiz at source link - no registration required.
  • Russian babushka slays wolf with axe, bare hands (do not cross a babushka)

    11/17/2012 10:09:29 PM PST · by TigerLikesRooster · 24 replies
    io9 ^ | Nov 14, 2012 | Robert T. Gonzalez
    Russian babushka slays wolf with axe, bare hands Robert T. Gonzalez Do not cross Aishat Maksudova. The Russian grandmother was tending to her livestock when a wolf attacked her village of Novo Biryuzyak, Dagestan. So she cooly axed it in the head. Metro UK has the full story, including an excellent video of Maksudova describing and pantomiming her valiant struggle with the wolf, but her descriptions of the encounter paint a pretty good picture of the scene, and how unfazed she was by the whole thing: [I was] not even frightened. With an open mouth, the wolf suddenly jumped on...
  • The Afghan Quarterback

    11/17/2012 4:18:40 PM PST · by ExxonPatrolUs · 10 replies
    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards...
  • Watch the Hallmark Channel for some good wholesome Christmas programming

    11/17/2012 3:16:06 PM PST · by Hot Tabasco · 33 replies
    None | 11/17/2012 | Hot Tabasco
    You want some nice programs to watch, check out this channel.
  • Pilgrim (John Wayne to Jimmy Stewart in "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance")

    11/17/2012 9:57:04 AM PST · by EveningStar · 9 replies
    YouTube ^ | December 13, 2007 | Uploaded by ICLAIMTHISNAME
    CONTAINS SPOILERS! Be warned. In 1962, John Ford's 'The Man who Shot Libery Valance' was released starring John Wayne and James Stewart. This video is a dedication to Wayne's role.
  • Stuff Dutch People Like: #19--Mashing Their Food--Stamppot

    11/17/2012 7:18:11 AM PST · by Pharmboy · 54 replies
    Stuff Dutch People Like ^ | January 2012 | Anon
    "Mommy, what's that???" For anyone reading this, it shouldn’t come as a big surprise that Dutch food has yet to sweep the globe. Although pockets of the Dutch can be found scattering the world, delectable Dutch cuisine never seemed to have caught on. “Fancy I pick up some Dutch food on the way home from work?” or “Wow, you have got to try this new Dutch restaurant in SoHo!” are phrases you will never hear uttered. Isn’t it odd that a nation of traveling, colonizing, patriotic, emigrating folk never managed to sow their own culinary seeds? C’mon, who are we...