Posted on 04/14/2024 10:48:38 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
The #Oj jokes that got Norm fired from #NBC, if only he could of waited it out he'd be having a field day of the #news #Ojsimpson dead at #76
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lol...Good stuff!
https://babylonbee.com/news/police-slowly-escort-white-hearse-containing-oj-simpson
In other news, a juror has now said that the verdict was payback for Rodney King.
An ITT subsidiary made the employees sign a contract outlining all things we could be fired for. The contract was necessary because several of the things were not legal to fire someone for. One of those things was, “I agree to never, under any circumstances tell a joke.” I asked why and the HR lady answered, wide-eyed, “You have NO IDEA who you might offend.” My thought was I don’t give a s#$% who I offend. But I needed the job. But that’s the new corporate attitude. It was one of the worst places to work I’d ever been. It was the final place but the last two places, you’d see people down the hall and before beginning a conversation they’d both look around to make certain no one could overhear. Very paranoid. All because of ESG/DEI which is just cultural Marxism. A Russian who lived in the Soviet Union said he felt less free in the American workplace than in the Soviet Union. He said, “one wrong word will get you fired.” He was right.
Just a little side note here. Many years back I found a great online article about a math teacher/professor who had his class work on Simpson’s guilt or innocence using mathematics. They weighted pieces of evidence that were not in dispute. For example, the killer walked away from the scene bleeding from the left side of his body. The next day O.J. Simpson had a cut on his the middle finger of his left hand. What are the odds of that happening? They used other pieces of evidence like the killer wearing a size 12 shoe, and that’s what Simpson wore, etc. I think they looked at 8 to 10 pieces of evidence and after working it all out mathematically they put the odds of anyone else other than Simpson being the killer at something like 50 trillion to one.
O.J. Simpson murdered two people.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commissar
In the Red Army, a political commissar was a high-ranking functionary at a military headquarters who held coequal rank and authority with the military commander of the unit. The Bolshevik Party established political commissars in 1918 to control and improve morale in the military forces. Commissars were in charge of communist political propaganda and indoctrinating the public with communist ideology. From 1917 the Bolshevik administration, like the Provisional Government before it, relied on experienced (ex-Tsarist) army-officers whose loyalty it distrusted. Trotsky summarised the solution to the issue: “We took a military specialist and we put on his right hand and on his left a commissar [...].”[2] During the early stages of the usage of commissars, no military order might be issued which did not have the prior approval of both the commander and the commissar.
Many lower-level political officers never received the same military training as commanding officers. Prior to becoming a commissar an individual had to be registered as a communist for a minimum of three years and had to attend specific political institutions, many of which never offered any military-oriented training.
Following the problems encountered in 1941 with dual commanders in units, commissars and other political officers were removed from direct command-roles. Political officers were then more directly tasked with morale- and regulation-based goals. A political officer’s classification changed to the form of a “Deputy for Political Matters” in 1942. The specific position of “Commissar” itself survived only at regimental and front levels, where the Commissars formed the Military Councils with their corresponding military commanders.
Other Communist-bloc militaries also adopted systems of using political commissars. Mulvenon and Yang (2002) report that the role of the political commissar in the People’s Liberation Army (PLA) of China has become one resembling that of an HR specialist.[3]
The Juice has expired.
Sign here to join the “Just Waiting Around to Be Offended So I Can Sue Club.”
> O.J. Simpson murdered two people. <
Oh, yes. The defense successfully argued that the police were racist, and tried to frame Simpson. That argument gained traction because one of the LA detectives, Mark Fuhrman, is a total piece of garbage.
Fuhrman previously used racist language. And he tried to claim a job disability because he hated blacks. He’s trash, complete trash. Because of him (and the prosecutor’s incompetence) a filthy murderer walked free.
“I agree to never, under any circumstances tell a joke.” I asked why and the HR lady answered, wide-eyed, “You have NO IDEA who you might offend.”
I’d of never made it out of the interview. The first thing I thought was “well that seems so easy even a caveman could do it”.
But the glove didn’t fit...
https://discoverjokes.com/jokes-about-hr/
75 Hilarious Jokes About HR That Will Have You LOL-ing at Work
jokes exist but none of them are funny.
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OJ was guilty, guilty, guilty. No doubt. The trouble began when the police decided to manipulate evidence to ‘ensure’a guilty verdict. They had him, but cheated.
So the real question, at least in my mind was, is it worse to let a murderer free, or give the police a green light to create/manipulate evidence.
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/norm-macdonald-10-best-oj-simpson-jokes/
Another source and analysis of jokes
Not over the exam glove he was wearing to "protect the evidence from being contaminated with his DNA.
Not when the blood soaked on the leather glove dried and shrank.
Blood shrinks when it dries, the better to close a wound.
In Africa, the natives use blood to tighten leather drum heads...
> They had him [Simpson], but cheated. <
Some pundit once remarked that the LA police tried to frame a guilty man. I wouldn’t go that far. It’s a clever remark, nonetheless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki6z4ohppbE
Norm Macdonald Talks About Getting Fired From “Saturday Night Live” | Letterman
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