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Psychologist Discovers “Anti-Socialist Personality Disorder”
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 8 March 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/11/2009 11:27:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

In a bid to marginalize criticism of the massive expansion of government emerging from the Obama Administration, professors at Harvard’s “Third Conference on Law and Mind Sciences” presented evidence for what they dubbed “anti-socialist personality disorder.”

In one paper titled “The Palliative Function of Ideology,” Ph.D. candidate Jaime Napier from NYU postulated that the self-reported higher levels of personal happiness of conservatives was, in itself, a sign of serious mental illness. “In a world wallowing in poverty and oppression, angst and neurosis are the healthy responses,” Napier wrote. “Liberals manifest a robust magnitude of both angst and neurotic tendencies in their responses to our surveys of mental attitudes.”

“Conservatives, on the other hand, are deficient in this area,” Napier observed. “Their focus on family, faith, and career is systemically pathological given the over all state of the world. Therapy is indicated.”

The characterization of disagreeable political ideas as a mental illness is reminiscent of the old Soviet Union practice of labeling its dissenters as deranged and incarcerating them in hospitals for treatment.

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To: LayoutGuru2

No. Therapy requires supervised incarceration.


61 posted on 03/11/2009 10:13:10 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: fish hawk
It's a joke...

...I say, it's a JOKE,son!

62 posted on 03/11/2009 11:38:55 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: John Semmens
SDS
socialist derangement syndrome
63 posted on 03/12/2009 5:37:26 AM PDT by woollyone (I believe God created me- you believe you're related to monkeys. Of course I laughed at you!)
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To: John Semmens

FR is group therapy.


64 posted on 03/12/2009 5:46:07 AM PDT by lonestar (Obama has turned a crisis into a catastrophe.)
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To: lonestar
"FR is group therapy"
Can we get a certificate for attendance?!
65 posted on 03/12/2009 7:18:57 AM PDT by MountainFlower (There but by the grace of God go I.)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Been there. Done that. Still crazy after all these years.


66 posted on 03/12/2009 7:45:59 AM PDT by wizr ( Now, look what they've done, Stanley!)
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To: MountainFlower
You're already "certified" if you're on FR.
67 posted on 03/12/2009 8:36:09 AM PDT by lonestar (Obama has turned a crisis into a catastrophe.)
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To: John Semmens
This isn't just satire. This Napier character is for real. From: http://www.psych.nyu.edu/jostlab/napier.html

Jaime L. Napier
Email: jnapier@nyu.edu
Office: Meyer 568

Personal Information
Hometown: Niagara Falls, NY
Undergraduate Major: B.S. Computer Science and Mathematics
Undergraduate Institution: University of Texas at Austin, 2000

Research Interests
I am interested in how situational and cognitive factors motivate people to adopt certain ideologies. My research focuses on political conservatism and religious fundamentalism. John Jost and I are currently looking at how individual differences, such as need for cognitive closure, can predict political and religious conservatism as well as explain part of the correlations between the two ideologies. Additionally, I'm interested in how situational factors, such as percieved threat and uncertainty, affect people's religious and political ideologies; how death anxiety (such as death avoidance and fear) relates to ideology; and finally, what are the consequences of certain ideologies for the individual.

Current Projects

The Psychological Basis of Ideology and System Justification
In this project, we look at various individual differences, including need for closure, need for order, openness to experience, death anxiety, and perceptions of a dangerous word, and how they relate to political conservatism. We use structural equation methods to test two competing hypotheses: the Extremity Hypothesis (which posits that uncertainty and threat avoidance would lead people to be ideologically extreme in general) and the Matching Hypothesis (which posits that uncertainty and threat avoidance will lead to political conservatism specifically). In addition, we explore the relationship of political conservatism to “system justifying” ideologies, such as opposition to equality, fair market ideology, economic system justification, and right-wing authoritarianism.

The Relationship Between Religious Fundamentalism and Political Conservatism
This research extends this motivated social cognition model of ideology to religious fundamentalism to provide a psychological explanation for the association between fundamentalism and political conservatism. Using data from the World Values Survey for the United States (N=1,200), we examine how needs for order, structure, and security and fear of threat variables relate to political conservatism and religious fundamentalism in an effort to identify underlying psychological mechanisms that explain why these two ideologies tend to co-occur. We compare American data to data from countries around the globe.

68 posted on 03/12/2009 8:45:51 AM PDT by Flying Circus
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To: tubebender; John Semmens; glock rocks; SouthTexas; NormsRevenge; Grampa Dave; SierraWasp; ...
Bob's Really Good Red at 5:00PM Dago time...

Well OK, but make sure you switch to The Mojito Therapy by 8:00 PM Dago. Because of the high bacterial and mold count in your area, Bacardi 151 and double the normal mint is called for. Do not operate heavy machinery after dark near ACORN HQ for Registering Illegal Aliens. (Unless you feel confident in jumping curbs.)

This (ASPD) is a very dangerous condition, and may take as long as 4 years to run its course

69 posted on 03/12/2009 9:28:20 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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To: John Semmens
Ah, the liberals are returning to their Stalinist roots. They'll label all dissidents as psychiatric cases and have them arrested.
70 posted on 03/12/2009 9:33:44 AM PDT by Doctor Raoul (New Obama Mantra, "Screw World Peace, I'll Buy You A Pony.")
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To: txnativegop

Yeah, I know. I would prefer to watch from a safe vantage point. I hope pre-trib is correct...


71 posted on 03/12/2009 10:41:47 AM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republic's warped and obscure humor needs since 1999)
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To: tubebender

” did you know that Reiper is Napier spelled backwards? Giggle... “

You might want to ease off that self medication.

So put the bottle down and go to another room.


72 posted on 03/12/2009 10:59:19 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Does Zer0 have any friends, who are not criminals, foriegn/domestic terrorists, or tax evaders?)
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To: Kenny Bunk; tubebender; John Semmens; glock rocks; SouthTexas; NormsRevenge; BOBTHENAILER; Liz; ...

“This (ASPD) is a very dangerous condition, and may take as long as 4 years to run its course.”

It is probably an inherited lifelong condition.

My maternal grandfather had it all of his adult life. He lived until he was 79.

His daughter, my Mother, had it from childhood until her passing at age 87.

I have had it since grade school, and at age 70, it shows no sign of going away.

It may be transmitted by other means. My trophy wife hates/dislikes Obama even more than I do. Usually, she is more moderate when it comes to politics.


73 posted on 03/12/2009 12:00:16 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Does Zer0 have any friends, who are not criminals, foriegn/domestic terrorists, or tax evaders?)
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To: John Semmens

Yeah some of us called this free and independent thought...

ROFL...

I love the comment that we know have victim status...can we get a stimulus check now?


74 posted on 03/12/2009 12:04:05 PM PDT by surfer
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To: Grampa Dave
It may be transmitted by other means. My trophy wife hates/dislikes Obama even more than I do.

Oh Dave? Are you telling us how to infect liberal females?

I'd consider taking one or two for team, I guess.

This is meant as total humor but i know there will be one or two to take it wrong.

75 posted on 03/12/2009 12:19:26 PM PDT by BOBTHENAILER (my tagline is over-stimulated)
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To: John Semmens
I'm a victim.

Where's my money?

76 posted on 03/12/2009 12:20:17 PM PDT by TexasNative2000 (I want President Obama AND his policies to fail.)
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To: Grampa Dave

That just proves that I am still a little dislexic...Napier = Reipan upside down...


77 posted on 03/12/2009 12:28:02 PM PDT by tubebender (99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name...)
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To: BOBTHENAILER

For once, I will not respond to your reply! :)lol


78 posted on 03/12/2009 3:15:55 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Does Zer0 have any friends, who are not criminals, foriegn/domestic terrorists, or tax evaders?)
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To: Grampa Dave; tubebender

May take longer than that at the rate we are going. :(


79 posted on 03/12/2009 3:30:20 PM PDT by SouthTexas (Pending....)
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To: lonestar

GREAT! Now I am certifiable too! LOL


80 posted on 03/12/2009 9:09:27 PM PDT by MountainFlower (There but by the grace of God go I.)
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