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Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines Ever
TheSoko ^
Posted on 01/14/2006 10:24:24 AM PST by navysealdad
8. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
5. I’m here - what were your other two wishes?
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: pickuplines; singles; top10; wherespissant; worstpickuplines; worstpickuplinesever
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To: navysealdad
"Wanna Breed"? Guy I knew in the army used this. The amazing theing is he actually would score about 15% of the time. I guess if it is stupid but it works, maybe it isn't stupid.
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:26:26 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Misuse of the Commerce Clause is the root of all Congressional evil)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; King Prout
Hey ping the tribe. Bet you all can have some fun with this thread
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:27:58 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Misuse of the Commerce Clause is the root of all Congressional evil)
To: navysealdad
Ted Kennedy: "Hey, want to see my new Oldsmobile"?
Ted Kennedy: "I'm drunk. My wife aint here. Any of you girls over 18"?"
To: navysealdad
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?" Lol!
To: LdSentinal
Bill Clinton. "That's a good looking mummy"
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:32:02 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Misuse of the Commerce Clause is the root of all Congressional evil)
To: navysealdad; .cnI redruM; 537cant be wrong; 68 grunt; A. Patriot; A_Conservative_Chinese; ...
To: navysealdad
The ones you chose were the better ones.
These made me really laugh....
"You look like a hooker I once knew in Reno."
"I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good"
Yeah, that's gonna get the babes. Lol.
"4. My name is Bill and I'm conducting a poll... in my pants."
Strictly for laughs.
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:33:16 AM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: EveningStar; Dashing Dasher; pissant
"Do you ride side saddle, or astride?"
"Would you like a hot dog to go with those buns"
C'mon guys, help me out with some more?
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:34:46 AM PST
by
Clemenza
(Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
To: LdSentinal
Ted Kennedy: "I'm drunk. My wife aint here. Any of you girls over 18"?" Bill Clinton: "I'm drunk. My wife aint here. Any of you girls under 18"?"
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:35:24 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: LdSentinal
Ted Kennedy: Wanna make a sandwich.
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:35:27 AM PST
by
colorcountry
(Currently not in the process of becoming a God!)
To: navysealdad; EveningStar
From the immortal Glenn Quagmire:
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:36:32 AM PST
by
Clemenza
(Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
To: navysealdad
"Nobody moves... nobody gets hurt."
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:37:10 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
To: navysealdad; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; ...
I always thought the worst pick-up line in history was,
"Hi, My friends call me Pissant!"
To: MNJohnnie
"Wanna Breed"? Guy I knew in the army used this. The amazing theing is he actually would score about 15% of the time. I guess if it is stupid but it works, maybe it isn't stupid.He was either really, really hot, funny or lying.
To: MotleyGirl70
Oh, you're here too. I'm not surprised! lol
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:41:20 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(I looked for common sense with a telescope. All I could see was the moon of Uranus.)
To: navysealdad
I still like Vic Ferrari's couple of pick-up lines
You look like a girl who has heard evry cheap pick-up line in the book....so one more wont matter"
and vic's classic:
I'm in to Italian films, french wine, and bee-you-tee-ful ladies!
If you're intersested let's talk. If not it's been fun.
"Vic, huh?"
Why don't you see how I handle a tight corner?
Terrible humor Vic, but I love that smile!
Come on! Walk with me! Talk with me!
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:41:38 AM PST
by
stylin19a
(God does not apply to your alloted time, the hours spent playing golf.)
To: Dashing Dasher
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see myself in your pants."
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:42:14 AM PST
by
rattrap
To: navysealdad
I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your place?
To: navysealdad
A guy once walked up to me on a subway platform and said.
"I'd like to see your glasses next mine on my nightstand." Weird, huh?
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posted on
01/14/2006 10:43:29 AM PST
by
Hildy
(Spielberg spends his spare time memorializing the last Holocaust while working to justify the next.)
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