Posted on 04/10/2011 5:26:30 AM PDT by Scoutmaster
First Homosexual Caveman Found
Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world's oldest known gay caveman.
Archeologists believe they have discovered a 'transsexual' or 'third gender grave' in the Czech Republic.
The male body – said to date back to between 2900-2500BC – was discovered buried in a way normally reserved only for women of the Corded Ware culture in the Copper Age.
The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.
"From history and ethnology, we know that people from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely that this positioning was a mistake," said lead archaeologist Kamila Remisova Vesinova.
"Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transsexual," she added.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
Another one? This is like the 3rd one in as many days. Becoming an epidemic.
More postmortem Sodomite discoveries when the deceased can’t defend themselves.
Those who practice perversion love to hijack history in order to justify their filth...see Abraham Lincoln, Michael Angelo and Jesus Christ himself.
And the song "Deck the Halls" incourages wearing gay clothes........
It’s a real Stone Age Stonewall, ain’t it?
I blame Geico ads. Those prehistoric prisses have singlehandedly altered the trajectory of paleoarchaeology.
What that says about the limited imaginations of paleoarchaeologists themselves is another matter. If they’re going to present speculation as concrete fact, I greatly prefer Bedrock and The Flintstones, myself.
Maybe they just dug up Fred’s mother-in-law. She was a real battleaxe.
Wondering is one thing, making statements of probability is another.
'twould be a great thing if scientists and politicians alike would hold true to the principles that they claim to hold so dear.
Maybe he was a bad witch doctor. Or a brewer, or a pottery maker, or maybe he just played video games in another part of the cave...
What was in the jugs? That might shed some light on the whole thing.
Whatever it was, I am sure it was 'of great religious significance'...
Maybe the carcas of a homosexual caveman in the 'Corded War Culture' would not have been buried at all, but left for the scavengers to drag away.
I call BS on this claim of “first homosexual cavemen” found/discovered. Evidence of more junk science and the BS conclusions it comes to. =.=
The real proof would mean they had found another “homosexual”. You can’t have a pitcher without a catcher.
I agree with Berlin Freeper than there's a strong likelihood that this individual was different and, therefore, he was buried differently.
However, he may have been buried this was in shame because he committed suicide, which wasn't 'manly.'
Or he was a potter.
Or he showed cowardice in battle.
Or he was a shaman or priest.
Or he was the cultural story-teller.
We must speculate at the reason that his burial was different. We can't simply say "yep, he was transexual or gay. That's the answer."
Remember how many things we were taught about dinosaurs based upon the discovery of bone fragments? And all the arguments of the last twenty years that also seem to be speculation that go against those first 'facts' we were taught?
In the next article on this caveman, we're going to hear that they found a round-ish talisman with a hole in it in the grave. Signifying that he wore it around his neck on a strand of leather, making it his prize possession. And there appears to be a line on the talisman that makes it look like a pumpkin - am American vegetable - WHICH IS POSITIVE PROOF THAT THERE WAS A TRADE ROUTE FROM THE AMERICAS TO CZECHOSLOVAKIA IN 2,500 BC!
Oh you thilly thavage! LOL
I call BS also.
You see, my gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg (pause for breath) ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg (wheeze) gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg (just a second) gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg (whew) ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg (gulp) gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg . . . okay, just add a bunch more 'greats'- grandfather Klunga Scoutmaster was known to be a little light in his fur leggings, and he lived during the "Not-Yet-Ready-To-Be-Corded-Ware" Age, over 750 years before this caveman. And granddaddy Kluga had a 'special friend.'
So "third homosexual caveman' found/discovered", maybe. But not the first.
I'm just saying.
Looks like a mug shot.
“And so , my friends, what better way to honor Ooog than to bury him with the symbols of the jugs he so loved in life.”
I don't know how you came up with that picture in eight minutes, but my hat is off to you.
In fact, for the next month my "QuickDraw" folder - full of photos I just KNOW will come in handy - is going to be renamed "Vaquero."
And my friend, I know of no higher honor.
Maybe he just had a big old empty jug of a head like Joy Behar.
This is actually the grave of the first known caveman comedian, Shecky Ungung. “Bury me with some jugs and stuff and it’ll drive people crazy in 5,000 years!” British newspaper...British comedian, and everyone knows that British humor centers around men wearing women’s clothes. Benny Hill made a fortune doing it. He’d have been buried with a rubber chicken, but, well, they hadn’t invented rubber by then. Check to see if there’s one of those hand buzzers in the grave.
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