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Morford: Romeo And Romeo In Hell (why you never, ever want to live in Kansas)
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, February 11, 2004
| Mark Morford; rapidly closing in on 42-year life-expectancy
Posted on 02/11/2004 2:14:40 PM PST by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:45 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Kneel down. Put your hands together. Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now.
This gratitude, it is a given. This is so much of a given you might not even need to hear why. You just say to yourself, oh my freaking God, I can only imagine.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas
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To: presidio9
Kneel down.Now, why am I anything but startled that Little Mary Morford would begin one of his columns with this particular two-word phrase...? :)
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:28:57 PM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
To: presidio9
Uhh, I thought there was no such thing as consensual sex with a minor. They are not considered mature enough to give their consent. Looks like that concept eluded the author.
To: finnman69
ping
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:31:02 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Kneel down. Now, why am I anything but startled that Little Mary Morford would begin one of his columns with this particular two-word phrase...? :)
Well, the problem is, after typing it, he has to cool off for 20 minutes before writing anything else.
To: mountaineer
I'm guessing you didn't get this far:
"And Kansas' brand of bilious Bible-whacked homophobia is exactly what BushCo's demonically powerful ultraconservative Right would love to see spread across the land like a cancer. "
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:32:25 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: presidio9
Seriously... if you are 18 and you need to get into the sack with a 14-year old... you have more problems than just being gay in Kansas.
To: TheBigB
He was probably making plans to head to Kansas to meet a few minors...now he's all disappointed that he can't go.If he tried that in Nebraska, jail time would be the least of his problems.
To: presidio9
As if being a teen isn't bad enough. As if being gay isn't difficult enough.As if being Mark Morford isn't awful enough. :)
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:34:59 PM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
To: presidio9
What this person
"forgets" (read sarcasm) to add is that the 14 year old in question is that he was in a home for the mentally-impaired.
Since when is it OK to have whatever kind of sex you want with a mentally-impaired juvenille?
Oops, I forget, in Gay America, children no matter what their mental state is, is OK.
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:37:15 PM PST
by
zerosix
To: cavtrooper21
Hey Cav,
How about forwarding this over to Reverend Phelps? Maybe this author is in need of a Phelping!!!!!
Semper Fi and my ribs hurt from thinking of it!
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:39:12 PM PST
by
dd5339
(Happiness is a full VM-II)
To: CholeraJoe
Mr. Morford: If you need me, I'll be in the living room while you're up on the cross. Thx.
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:40:19 PM PST
by
anonymous_user
(Politics is show business for ugly people.)
To: little jeremiah
Hey, if you'd ever been to Kansas you would see that we have pleny of trees but we're happy to keep the secret to ourselves - at least to those from San Fran.
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:40:20 PM PST
by
zerosix
To: TheBigB
He was probably making plans to head to Kansas to meet a few minors...now he's all disappointed that he can't go.I blame this person for frequent buttsex misconceptions about the Sunflower State:
Rock-Chalk-Jayhawk
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:41:34 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: presidio9
>>"And Kansas' brand of bilious Bible-whacked homophobia is exactly what BushCo's demonically powerful ultraconservative Right would love to see spread across the land like a cancer. " <<
This is the kind of "cancer" I would like to spread to MI!
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:42:11 PM PST
by
netmilsmom
(Homeschooling 1/5/04-6 yr.old now 2nd Gr./3 yr old now K)
To: presidio9
It isn't the citizens of Kansas wallowing around in a trough. They have thousands of years of historical evidence to back up the fact that homosexuality destroys or is at the very least a contributing factor in the destruction of nations and societies starting with Sodom and Gamorah, the Greeks, etc.
Healthy societies pass laws to protect itself from the disease of deviancy, move to France, they are so enlightened there.
To: presidio9
Little queer is lucky castration is not part of the sentence
To: presidio9
If only I could vote for Bush twice.
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:46:40 PM PST
by
MarMema
To: dd5339
SIDENOTE: Phelps is a radical liberal Democrat who wears uber-Conservative clothing only to bring scorn and shame upon us via association.
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:49:00 PM PST
by
Southack
(Media bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
To: presidio9
Hmmm, I guess old gay men should stop having sex with adolescent boys in Kansas.
That's how we do it in Kansas, and if you don't like it . . . thanks for visting, don't let the door hitcha'!
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:50:11 PM PST
by
realpatriot71
(It's time to build a freakin' wall!)
To: zerosix
Morford and homosexual pedophiles apparently have a problem with this woman?
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:50:32 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
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