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Morford: Romeo And Romeo In Hell (why you never, ever want to live in Kansas)
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, February 11, 2004
| Mark Morford; rapidly closing in on 42-year life-expectancy
Posted on 02/11/2004 2:14:40 PM PST by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:45 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Kneel down. Put your hands together. Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now.
This gratitude, it is a given. This is so much of a given you might not even need to hear why. You just say to yourself, oh my freaking God, I can only imagine.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:14:43 PM PST
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
the Bible is the absolute literal word of an angry fire-breathing football-lovin' Shania-lovin' war-happy God, The author forgot NASCAR.
2
posted on
02/11/2004 2:17:44 PM PST
by
CholeraJoe
("Talk tough and build Star Wars." Ronald Reagan)
To: presidio9
Hey Morford. Aren't you the one lecturing us that judges should be obeyed?
To: presidio9
Whatever.
4
posted on
02/11/2004 2:18:32 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: presidio9
Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now. (Gallic shrug) So? You're 18. You're not nailed to the place. Either move or shut up.
5
posted on
02/11/2004 2:21:00 PM PST
by
yankeedame
("Oh, I can take it but I'd much rather dish it out.")
To: presidio9
If he feels so threatened then he should carry a gun. Otherwise STFU.
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:21:04 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: presidio9; Vic3O3; cavtrooper21
To the population of Kaliforney who agree with this article....
Go ahead and stay out of Kansas! We really don't care about your alternative/pierced/tatooed/diseased/drug using/homeless infested/high tax lifestyle.
Semper Fi
7
posted on
02/11/2004 2:22:21 PM PST
by
dd5339
(Happiness is a full VM-II)
To: presidio9
So I presume Morford considers that pedophile priest who caused all the ruckus in Boston to be a hero and a role model, right?
I mean, that *is* what his problem with Kansas is, that they don't allow adults to have gay sex with pubescent boys. And he can't even issue that the issue is hypocrisy because that pervert from Boston did all he could to win the "right" to "inter-generational" homosexual sex.
Funny how liberals will even bash you for being overly tolerant of them, isn't it?
8
posted on
02/11/2004 2:22:30 PM PST
by
dangus
To: presidio9
Kneel down. Put your hands together. Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now. >>>
Actually I do so every day, thanking God I am not gay. End of statement. Living in Kansas I could take or leave. Being 18?... ;-) never mind.
To: presidio9
"And let's say you dare to give in to your lovelust and have consensual gay sex with a minor -- say, a gay 14-year-old boy."
Too bad. If I were that Mom, you'd be picking the glass out of your head with your toenails. What next, 12 year olds, how about six?
I really find this man disgusting.
10
posted on
02/11/2004 2:24:15 PM PST
by
OpusatFR
(Seach Google for your screen name. Get a surprise!)
To: presidio9
>>These uptight colon-clenched Georgian parents<<
They only clench their colons when they have good reason to, Mr. Morford.
>>Be grateful you don't live in Kansas<<
Gee, Mr. Morford, just how many of your readers WANT to have gay sex with young boys?
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:24:17 PM PST
by
dangus
To: *Homosexual Agenda; EdReform; scripter; GrandMoM; backhoe; Yehuda; Clint N. Suhks; saradippity; ...
Homosexual Agenda Ping Alert: Warning, this is a ripe one. I think it needs a wider audience, though. Maybe freepers is Kansas should let it be known what the homo-nazis (sorry, it just slipped out) think about the laws of their fair state.
Gosh, maybe I should move to Kansas. So what if it doesn't have any trees.
Let me know if you want on or off this ping list!
12
posted on
02/11/2004 2:24:32 PM PST
by
little jeremiah
(everyone is entitled to their opinion, but everyone isn't entitled to be right.)
To: presidio9
So, being molested by an 18 year old makes a person gay? Poor kid. Sounds to me like Kansans are the ones who should be giving thanks. Keeping child molesters locked up sounds like a good idea to me.
13
posted on
02/11/2004 2:25:25 PM PST
by
King Black Robe
(With freedom of religion and speech now abridged, it is time to go after the press.)
To: presidio9
I live in Kansas and I, too, am outraged.
The guy who had consensual sex with a male 14-year old should be serving 30 years, not 17. The same goes for the guy who had consensual sex with a female 14-year old.
Society has an obligation to protect children from self-centered, immoral adults who prey upon them. Hanging, burning, drawing and quartering having fallen out of fashion; putting these monsters away for a very long time seems only appropriate.
There should be no doubt that one of the objectives of the homosexual crowd is to gain unfettered access to other people's children so that they can have their pick of the most desirable ones as sexual toys and playthings.
To: dd5339
Grrrrrrr...
15
posted on
02/11/2004 2:26:28 PM PST
by
cavtrooper21
(Hajj pojj, I still haven't forgotten 9/11.... Unlike most Liberals and their terrorist pals.)
To: presidio9
Boy, Morford really has his frillies in a twist about this one, doesn't he?
To: presidio9
Sentient well-souled bipeds who can speak in complete sentences Well that lets Marky Mark out right there.
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:27:05 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(Anna Kournikova......Swimsuit Issue......http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1075182/posts)
To: dangus
They only clench their colons when they have good reason to, Mr. Morford
Like when taking a walk in san francisco.
18
posted on
02/11/2004 2:27:18 PM PST
by
Iron Matron
(Give me time, I'll think of something)
To: presidio9
I never can stand to read his columns closely enough, so someone will have to tell me if Missy Morford was true to form with this one: did he blame Ashcroft for something or say something vaguely homoerotic about George Bush?
To: Right Wing Professor
He was probably making plans to head to Kansas to meet a few minors...now he's all disappointed that he can't go.
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posted on
02/11/2004 2:27:59 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(Anna Kournikova......Swimsuit Issue......http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1075182/posts)
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