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Morford: Romeo And Romeo In Hell (why you never, ever want to live in Kansas)
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, February 11, 2004
| Mark Morford; rapidly closing in on 42-year life-expectancy
Posted on 02/11/2004 2:14:40 PM PST by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:45 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Kneel down. Put your hands together. Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now.
This gratitude, it is a given. This is so much of a given you might not even need to hear why. You just say to yourself, oh my freaking God, I can only imagine.
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To: presidio9
For about 20 years. I knew there was a reason I left Kansas; it should be 50, no parole.
To: presidio9
FOFL.
He's obviously demented, but it is a fine rant.
His friends might be able to have an intervention and unbunch his panties before he pinches off the blood supply to the little head. It is way too late for the big head.
SO9
To: zerosix
Really? Trees? I may be moving away from present location this spring, and want to move somewhere awaaaayy from the west coast. Hmm, how hot does it get in the summer?
And it would be nice change to live in a state that has laws such as the one stated!
43
posted on
02/11/2004 2:55:55 PM PST
by
little jeremiah
(everyone is entitled to their opinion, but everyone isn't entitled to be right.)
To: presidio9
Well, our terrible secret is out.
We don't cotten to folks like you around here, Mr. Morford. We don't like you big-city degenerates who want to bend over our little boys. Or little girls.
Intolerant? Yep.
In fact, if you come here and try it, you should thank your favorite diety if you even live long enough to serve a prison term.
PC? never been there, it ain't around here, so you best be movin' on to where it might be. Try about 1500 miles West. Or East.
44
posted on
02/11/2004 2:57:01 PM PST
by
ZOOKER
To: presidio9
Ms Morford is full of a lot more hate and rage than any Bible-totin', Ashcroft quotin', Creation-lovin' trogdolyte I've ever met.
He needs the Lord, from whom he is obviously desperately running. He needs genuine healing for his sin-twisted soul, not another flesh or plastic sex toy. He can run, he can rail, he can write until the cows come home, but he can't hide.
45
posted on
02/11/2004 2:58:05 PM PST
by
Gritty
("The Velvet Curtain of culture has replaced the Iron Curtain of Ideology"-Samuel P. Huntington)
To: dd5339
Mr Morford will be facing his just reward soon enough, but that does sound like a great idea...
I'll take care of it personally!
46
posted on
02/11/2004 3:01:18 PM PST
by
cavtrooper21
(Hajj pojj, I still haven't forgotten 9/11.... Unlike most Liberals and their terrorist pals.)
To: Southack; dd5339
We know, but he's lot's of fun to sick on folks like Morford just to watch the show..
47
posted on
02/11/2004 3:07:27 PM PST
by
cavtrooper21
(Hajj pojj, I still haven't forgotten 9/11.... Unlike most Liberals and their terrorist pals.)
To: presidio9
>>>>>>>>>Kneel down. Put your hands together. Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now.
I've FReeped for 2/3 of a year. I've read many of the truly deep thoughts of Mark Morford. This is the first time I can remember reading an entire paragraph that I actually agreed with. As for the rest of the article, well.....
48
posted on
02/11/2004 3:12:01 PM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Vae victis! - [woe to the vanquished].)
To: presidio9
Ms. Morford...if you're 18, gay and living in Kansas and having a rough time, feel free to move to Massachusetts.
49
posted on
02/11/2004 3:13:24 PM PST
by
hattend
To: presidio9
"Mark Morford; rapidly closing in on 42-year life-expectancy"
AND DARN PROUD OF IT? Is he bragging or complaining?
50
posted on
02/11/2004 3:14:26 PM PST
by
lawdude
(Liberalism: A failure every time it is tried!)
To: presidio9
Yum
51
posted on
02/11/2004 3:16:17 PM PST
by
hattend
To: .cnI redruM
"Devolution is, in fact, rampant"
52
posted on
02/11/2004 3:17:37 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: presidio9
Incredible Bigotry.
Might be a hate crime against Christians.
Someone arrest this princess.
53
posted on
02/11/2004 3:18:33 PM PST
by
Finalapproach29er
("Don't shoot Mongo, you'll only make him mad.")
To: presidio9
I'm from Kansas.
Remember that it was the state that sued the airlines and kept them from serving alcoholic beverages while flying over Kansas because Kansas requires you to be 21 to drink alcoholic beverages (other than beer).
Kansans take their laws very seriously.
To: presidio9
Just don't ever tell Morford to whip it good!
55
posted on
02/11/2004 3:20:31 PM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Vae victis! - [woe to the vanquished].)
To: little jeremiah
I lived for 2 years in Manhattan, Kansas when I was doing weather support for Fort Riley (east central Kansas on I-70).
Oak and Pines trees all over the place. It does get hot in the summer (with big Thunderstorms...but I like those) with a few weeks in the 100's and high humidity. But the great thing is, there are 4 seasons!
It's not too bad...I would move back to Kansas if I wasn't going to eventually end up in Nevada.
56
posted on
02/11/2004 3:20:43 PM PST
by
hattend
To: hattend
This is what passes for "devolution" in Ms Morford's world. Maybe she is angered by the fact that they're clearly 100% real...
57
posted on
02/11/2004 3:21:40 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: .cnI redruM
That pic was
supposed to be accompanied with the following quote from the article:
"Devolution is, in fact, rampant. Witness the Kansas court. Witness the Super Bowl. Witness Shania Twain."
58
posted on
02/11/2004 3:24:12 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: presidio9
yum yum....
Now she just needs a really bad divorce from Mutt and then meet me in a roadside cafe on the rebound.
There's a song in there somewhere.
59
posted on
02/11/2004 3:24:12 PM PST
by
hattend
To: presidio9
Devo - it brings back my days as a totally obnoxious middle school kid!
60
posted on
02/11/2004 3:26:16 PM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Vae victis! - [woe to the vanquished].)
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