Huh? (Meeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwww!)

[Sandie0123]

If that stupid little hoe can't find other ways to get money off that farm, then SHE'S stupid :)

Don't diss on PETA just because they're right, ok? ok. I'm a student at UCLA and a PETA member!

[dirtboy]

Warn us before you post pictures of innocent slaughtered onions. I have a weak stomach. ;-)

Dug up out of the ground, peeled and sliced ALIVE, and then breaded and dropped into boiling oil. The horror, the horror! We need PETRV (People for the Ethnical Treatment of Root Vegetables)! Save the onions! And the garlic! And the ginger root! And the carrots! And the rutabegas! Screw becoming vegans, we should all become FRUITISTS!

[Liberatio]

Ouch! bump

[P8riot]

Got my last degree at ND (Irish it coulda been somewhere else). Workin on my doctorate through W&M.

[Bella_Bru]

Ahhhhh......nothing like a Friday nutjob.

[Liberatio]

Either way, they both need to eat something (preferably meat). LOL

[Delta 21]

[opus86]

I did not work my way up the food chain to be a vegetarian.

[P8riot]

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agree it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles, and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar slightly. The pebbles rolled into the open spaces. He then asked again if the jar was full. The students again replied yes it was.

He next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if it was full. The students respond with an unanimous "YES"

The professor then produced a bottle of beer from under the table, and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now" said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things; GOD, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions; things that if everything else was lost, and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter, such as your job, house, and your car. The sand is everything else, the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first there is no room for the pebbles or golf balls. The same goes for your life, If you spend all your time, and energy on the small stuff you'll never have time for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness; Play with your children, Take time to do the medical checkups, Invite friends to dinner, Play another 18 holes, Go to the Church of your choosing. There will always be time to clean house.

Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and asked, "What does the beer represent?"

The professor smiled."I'm glad you asked"

It is to show you that no matter how full your life is, or may seem, there is always room for beer.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

If God didn't mean for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

[<1/1,000,000th%]

We need a "zot" in the title of this thread.

[elephant]

but, but, but.....this is so much fun. ; )

[Nea Wood]

Lemme guess. You're a freshman in your fourth year, right?

[Manic_Episode]

I like to kill pink, squirming baby mice with a hammer.

[Kaslin]

Why wasn't this posted as a vanity?

[clamper1797]

Because UCSC does not play football?

Exactly ... but there are few schools that don't play football either ... and they have teams

[ladywolf7]

Now now, PETA is not so bad. I agree wholeheartedly with them on the issue of whale slaughter: it should be banned.

We might need them for oil later.

[TheLurkerX]

No, that's the tagline you use when applying for a "special needs" scholarship.

She's just a little bit special....

[brownsfan]

So riddle me this; If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why would he make them out of meat? Huh?

I've heard that one before, but every time I hear/read it, it makes me laugh. I almost laughed out loud in my cube!

[PigRigger]

"UCLA and a PETA member...."

So sorry to hear, my condolences. Please do come back when you wish to live in this reality.

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks for the heads up ! Seems like these folks
always post when I'm preoccupied ! haha !