Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!

July 28, 2006 | rk

[Roscoe Karns]

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob

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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol

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DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank

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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke

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Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub

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Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev

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To: Admin Moderator; ALL

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid

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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel

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Welcome to Free Republic.

You signed up today to post this?

Go back to DU!

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Props, dude!

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

IBTZ!!!

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.Hello??

Anyone??

[meadsjn]

.bttt.

[Arrowhead1952]

May as well wake up this jewel again.

[houeto]

Perfect Arrowhead! Let's ping R2 to it.

Ping!

[Arrowhead1952]

This one too - from 2004.

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Unnngh..
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1235991/posts

[Responsibility2nd]

Now you've gone and done it. You made me add this thread to the undeadthread keyword.

Besides the zot threads; the undead threads can keep us busy for hours too!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Bumping a classic for Thanksgiving Fun.

[MeshugeMikey]

one good bumpo deserves another,,,,

[kitchen]

Bump

[BulletBobCo]

Recount Bump

[JRios1968]

Hard to believe this CLASSIC only has 589 responses, 10 years down the road.

[themidnightskulker]

BOOKMARKIE

[exit82]

BTTT!

[Rebelbase]

Blast from the past. Thanks.

[publius911]

Bookmarked 9-03-2018

[MrEdd]

Bump, lest we forget.

[Magnum44]

LOL. Better late than never bookmark.

[Forgiven_Sinner]

I’m later than you were! A great piece of FR history!

[JRios1968]

BUMP back to the top. This thread deserves to live on.

[mewzilla]

Oldie but goodie BTTT.

[Trillian]

Still one of my favorites!