Posted on 10/05/2009 5:47:26 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
- Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
- Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
- Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
- Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
- Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
- Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
- Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
- Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
- Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!
- Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!
- Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
- No one wants to see GM’s new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. Would...25 to life be appropriate
The Pelosi should also keep its bottom up—makes it easier to kick.
Geez, what a caboose! I didn’t need to see that.
Humble you ain't, which leads me to question your "gunner-ness" as well.
No wonder your pony ran away...it had horse sense.
These are really lame. Sorry, the thread is a dud.
Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.
In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.
Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like bull shit!'
The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low'.
gonna have to memorize some of those
Bingo.
A quart low!
That’s funny!
Maybe you need to clean up your side before criticizing the poster...
Yeahbut Simba’s an all-white lion, so that makes him a racist!
Michael Barone was on Hugh Hewitt’s show today. Barone said that Obama’s promises about health care remind him of the White Queen in Alice in Wonderland, who said, “I can believe six impossible things before breakfast.”
Funny stuff, and we all could use a laugh !
good, very good! but don’t be to hard on the posting police children that live on FR 23 hours a day pointing out dupes, mommies basement gets cold and the extra work warms ‘em up..
No...that was KIMBA the white lion!
Thanks for the ping!
Oh, KIMBA, not Simba.
Does that mean I’m a fictional illiterate?
Those were great! More, please!
Do NOT do that.
It’ll get me banned serious (as if the head honcho wasn’t already serious).
I only have ONE qwexion:
1) what are your doing?
2) WHY are you doing THAT?
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