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  • Tin Leftists and Obama's Coming (Vanity)

    10/31/2012 7:39:55 PM PDT · by 50sDad · 4 replies
    My own Twisted Mind ^ | 10/31/12 | 50sdad
    Tin Leftists and Obama’s coming, In the booth you’re on your own. This November the truth I see, Four dead in Benghazi. Gotta get truth through it Al Queda gun’d them down Should have been marines to go. What if you saw it Like the Prez did, going down? How can you sleep when you know? Word was never given; Our leader was laying them down. Should have been out long ago. What if you knew them And found them dead on the ground? How can you sleep when you know? Grim Leftists and Obama’s coming; When you vote you’re...
  • Caption Obama and Christie

    10/31/2012 4:10:46 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
    Photo: On Marine One, President Obama and Governor Christie survey the damage caused by Hurricane Sandy along New Jersey coast, Oct. 31, 2012.
  • All New South Park: Episode 1613: A Scause for Applause

    10/31/2012 11:55:54 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 4 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | October 31, 2012 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "A Scause for Applause" premiering Wednesday, October 31 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.
  • Obama Blames Hurricane On Video

    HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel. Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind." Secretary of State Hillary Clinton strongly denounced both the video posted on the Internet and Weather Channel that is rousing the angry ocean throughout the Northeast....
  • BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel

    10/31/2012 5:24:19 AM PDT · by Bulwinkle · 19 replies
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    BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel. Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind."
  • Irvine woman wants roadside memorial to honor fish killed in truck crash.

    10/31/2012 2:53:15 AM PDT · by carriage_hill · 46 replies
    Fox News ^ | Published October 30, 2012 | AP
    <p>IRVINE, Calif. – An Orange County woman has asked the city of Irvine to erect a sign honoring hundreds of truck crash victims -- who were fish.</p> <p>About 1,600 pounds of saltwater bass died on Oct. 11 when a container truck hauling them to market got into a three-way crash.</p>
  • President Obama’s Halloween Message 2012

    10/30/2012 10:54:23 PM PDT · by garjog · 26 replies
    White House ^ | October 31, 2012 | Barak Obama
    President Obama’s Halloween Message White House, October 31, 2012 Good morning. This Halloween we are reminded of the hardship suffering by victims of the hurricane that has ravished the east coast. Our hearts go out to all who are in need. At this difficult moment it is good to pause and celebrate the American tradition of giving and receiving. Nearly 500 years ago, the people of Scotland set aside this evening as All-Hallows-Even, that is, the night before All Hallows Day. Since then, the ancestors of Americans have looked for inspiration in the giving and receiving of treats on this...
  • Obamacronium,the Densest Element discovered by Scientist 2012

    10/30/2012 5:01:27 PM PDT · by NamVet71MP · 1 replies
    www.youtube.com ^ | 9/3/2012 | BlessGodforever
    The Denest Element yet know to science has been discovered. "Obamacronium" Incredible new discovery that scientist believe is the Darkest Matter known to mankind.
  • Ahmadinejad calling

    10/30/2012 9:23:47 AM PDT · by Former Fetus
    Jewish World Review ^ | 10/30/2012 | Tom Purcell
    Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad phones President Obama's private line. Obama answers. "Why are you calling me, Ahmadinejad? You know we're not ready for one-on-one talks." "But Mahmoud and the mullahs worried about American election! We worry Obama will lose!" "I'm not going to lose, you nut job. People love me here. I give them other people's money." "But Mahmoud think Romney use Iran to score big points in debate. He scare people into thinking Iran developing nuclear weapons and that you not do enough to stop us!" "That's not true. My sanctions are killing your economy and if anyone knows...
  • Biden Debates Biden

    10/30/2012 5:04:15 AM PDT · by navysealdad · 4 replies
    Vice-president Joe Biden debates himself
  • Today's Toons 10/29/12

    10/29/2012 3:46:19 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 28 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/29/12 | pookie18
    Click on link. (Warning: Should hurricane Sandy knock out power, I’ll be back...when I’ll be back...)
  • Lindsay Lohan wants to know why everyone is panicing over a hurricane (humor break)

    10/28/2012 7:09:52 PM PDT · by markomalley · 44 replies
    Twitchy ^ | 10/28/12
    There are no words.
  • GANDALF STYLE - Parody of PSY - GANGNAM STYLE

    10/28/2012 4:33:46 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 23 replies
    youtube ^ | 9-13-12 | Angie Griffin and Chad Nikolaus
    Help! Teh gangnam song has infiltrated my brain via the Internutz!
  • Caution: Do Not Swallow!

    10/28/2012 7:11:56 AM PDT · by NamVet71MP · 16 replies
    9gag.com ^ | 10/26/12 | kookybuy
  • Has Obama

    10/27/2012 4:17:01 PM PDT · by al baby · 31 replies
    Vanity | Today | Self
    Has Obama ordered any placards for the podium that say Office of President Re Elect yet ?
  • Steven Crowder parodies Lena Dunham’s “Your First Time” Obama ad

    10/27/2012 9:04:20 AM PDT · by CityCenter · 16 replies
    The Right Scoop ^ | 10/27/12 | Steven Crowder
    This was just laying in wait to be mocked.
  • Clinton vs.Obama

    10/26/2012 5:14:35 PM PDT · by rustyboots · 5 replies
    Reading the comments about how Bill Clinton might be hurting President Obama brought a delightful thought to my mind. I started thinking just how entertaining it will be after Romney defeats President Obama to sit back and watch the fight between Clinton and the Obama to see who is the top dog in the Democratic party? Can't wait to see the back stabbing, bushwhacking, and just plain gutter fighting these 4 people will engage in. I would bet President Obama's grades, birth certificate and anything else he wants to stay hidden will appear within 6 months. And what new low...
  • Hilariously Scary Halloween Prank: Gotta-See Video

    10/26/2012 1:45:36 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 12 replies
    Discovery.com ^ | 10-26-2012 | Staff
    Many people claim Halloween as their favorite time of the year. Around the end of October pranks and scares become as common as fools in April. The best pranks are the ones with just enough complexity to keep the watches guessing. Here a magician, prankster and mentalist Rich Ferguson tests out his head drop prank on the unsuspecting residents of San Luis Obispo, California. The results range from laughter to fear, and even watching the trick is top notch. Can you guess how he does it? via YouTube
  • Harley Marine -- how the press sees the good guys

    10/26/2012 12:51:25 PM PDT · by JoeA
    Unknown | 10/26/12 | Unknown
    A friend sent this to me, and I think it's worth sharing. A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and - Pow! - hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion lets go of the girl. The biker brings...
  • Goldberg: "My room smells Like Axelrod"

    10/26/2012 12:17:55 PM PDT · by pabianice · 8 replies
    The Goldberg File (NRO email - no link) | 10/26/12 | Goldberg
    Dear Reader (and those of you who subscribe to this "news"letter just for the exotic punctuation), I need to keep this quick. I'm writing this from a sort of lounge area on the sixth floor of the Water Tower Inn. This is a hotel in St. Louis that used to be a hospital and sort of still is. If you've spent much time in hospitals, you know that they are battlegrounds for the war between the medicinal scents and various human odors. My room smells a bit like David Axelrod these days, by which I mean it has the vague...