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  • Tin Leftists and Obama's Coming (Vanity)

    10/31/2012 7:39:55 PM PDT · by 50sDad · 4 replies
    My own Twisted Mind ^ | 10/31/12 | 50sdad
    Tin Leftists and Obama’s coming, In the booth you’re on your own. This November the truth I see, Four dead in Benghazi. Gotta get truth through it Al Queda gun’d them down Should have been marines to go. What if you saw it Like the Prez did, going down? How can you sleep when you know? Word was never given; Our leader was laying them down. Should have been out long ago. What if you knew them And found them dead on the ground? How can you sleep when you know? Grim Leftists and Obama’s coming; When you vote you’re...
  • Caption Obama and Christie

    10/31/2012 4:10:46 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
    Photo: On Marine One, President Obama and Governor Christie survey the damage caused by Hurricane Sandy along New Jersey coast, Oct. 31, 2012.
  • All New South Park: Episode 1613: A Scause for Applause

    10/31/2012 11:55:54 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 4 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | October 31, 2012 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "A Scause for Applause" premiering Wednesday, October 31 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.
  • Obama Blames Hurricane On Video

    HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel. Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind." Secretary of State Hillary Clinton strongly denounced both the video posted on the Internet and Weather Channel that is rousing the angry ocean throughout the Northeast....
  • BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel

    10/31/2012 5:24:19 AM PDT · by Bulwinkle · 19 replies
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    BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel. Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind."
  • Irvine woman wants roadside memorial to honor fish killed in truck crash.

    10/31/2012 2:53:15 AM PDT · by carriage_hill · 46 replies
    Fox News ^ | Published October 30, 2012 | AP
    <p>IRVINE, Calif. – An Orange County woman has asked the city of Irvine to erect a sign honoring hundreds of truck crash victims -- who were fish.</p> <p>About 1,600 pounds of saltwater bass died on Oct. 11 when a container truck hauling them to market got into a three-way crash.</p>
  • President Obama’s Halloween Message 2012

    10/30/2012 10:54:23 PM PDT · by garjog · 26 replies
    White House ^ | October 31, 2012 | Barak Obama
    President Obama’s Halloween Message White House, October 31, 2012 Good morning. This Halloween we are reminded of the hardship suffering by victims of the hurricane that has ravished the east coast. Our hearts go out to all who are in need. At this difficult moment it is good to pause and celebrate the American tradition of giving and receiving. Nearly 500 years ago, the people of Scotland set aside this evening as All-Hallows-Even, that is, the night before All Hallows Day. Since then, the ancestors of Americans have looked for inspiration in the giving and receiving of treats on this...
  • Obamacronium,the Densest Element discovered by Scientist 2012

    10/30/2012 5:01:27 PM PDT · by NamVet71MP · 1 replies
    www.youtube.com ^ | 9/3/2012 | BlessGodforever
    The Denest Element yet know to science has been discovered. "Obamacronium" Incredible new discovery that scientist believe is the Darkest Matter known to mankind.
  • Ahmadinejad calling

    10/30/2012 9:23:47 AM PDT · by Former Fetus
    Jewish World Review ^ | 10/30/2012 | Tom Purcell
    Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad phones President Obama's private line. Obama answers. "Why are you calling me, Ahmadinejad? You know we're not ready for one-on-one talks." "But Mahmoud and the mullahs worried about American election! We worry Obama will lose!" "I'm not going to lose, you nut job. People love me here. I give them other people's money." "But Mahmoud think Romney use Iran to score big points in debate. He scare people into thinking Iran developing nuclear weapons and that you not do enough to stop us!" "That's not true. My sanctions are killing your economy and if anyone knows...
  • Biden Debates Biden

    10/30/2012 5:04:15 AM PDT · by navysealdad · 4 replies
    Vice-president Joe Biden debates himself
  • Today's Toons 10/29/12

    10/29/2012 3:46:19 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 28 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/29/12 | pookie18
    Click on link. (Warning: Should hurricane Sandy knock out power, I’ll be back...when I’ll be back...)
  • Lindsay Lohan wants to know why everyone is panicing over a hurricane (humor break)

    10/28/2012 7:09:52 PM PDT · by markomalley · 44 replies
    Twitchy ^ | 10/28/12
    There are no words.
  • GANDALF STYLE - Parody of PSY - GANGNAM STYLE

    10/28/2012 4:33:46 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 23 replies
    youtube ^ | 9-13-12 | Angie Griffin and Chad Nikolaus
    Help! Teh gangnam song has infiltrated my brain via the Internutz!
  • Caution: Do Not Swallow!

    10/28/2012 7:11:56 AM PDT · by NamVet71MP · 16 replies
    9gag.com ^ | 10/26/12 | kookybuy
  • Has Obama

    10/27/2012 4:17:01 PM PDT · by al baby · 31 replies
    Vanity | Today | Self
    Has Obama ordered any placards for the podium that say Office of President Re Elect yet ?
  • Steven Crowder parodies Lena Dunham’s “Your First Time” Obama ad

    10/27/2012 9:04:20 AM PDT · by CityCenter · 16 replies
    The Right Scoop ^ | 10/27/12 | Steven Crowder
    This was just laying in wait to be mocked.
  • Clinton vs.Obama

    10/26/2012 5:14:35 PM PDT · by rustyboots · 5 replies
    Reading the comments about how Bill Clinton might be hurting President Obama brought a delightful thought to my mind. I started thinking just how entertaining it will be after Romney defeats President Obama to sit back and watch the fight between Clinton and the Obama to see who is the top dog in the Democratic party? Can't wait to see the back stabbing, bushwhacking, and just plain gutter fighting these 4 people will engage in. I would bet President Obama's grades, birth certificate and anything else he wants to stay hidden will appear within 6 months. And what new low...
  • Hilariously Scary Halloween Prank: Gotta-See Video

    10/26/2012 1:45:36 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 12 replies
    Discovery.com ^ | 10-26-2012 | Staff
    Many people claim Halloween as their favorite time of the year. Around the end of October pranks and scares become as common as fools in April. The best pranks are the ones with just enough complexity to keep the watches guessing. Here a magician, prankster and mentalist Rich Ferguson tests out his head drop prank on the unsuspecting residents of San Luis Obispo, California. The results range from laughter to fear, and even watching the trick is top notch. Can you guess how he does it? via YouTube
  • Harley Marine -- how the press sees the good guys

    10/26/2012 12:51:25 PM PDT · by JoeA
    Unknown | 10/26/12 | Unknown
    A friend sent this to me, and I think it's worth sharing. A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and - Pow! - hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion lets go of the girl. The biker brings...
  • Goldberg: "My room smells Like Axelrod"

    10/26/2012 12:17:55 PM PDT · by pabianice · 8 replies
    The Goldberg File (NRO email - no link) | 10/26/12 | Goldberg
    Dear Reader (and those of you who subscribe to this "news"letter just for the exotic punctuation), I need to keep this quick. I'm writing this from a sort of lounge area on the sixth floor of the Water Tower Inn. This is a hotel in St. Louis that used to be a hospital and sort of still is. If you've spent much time in hospitals, you know that they are battlegrounds for the war between the medicinal scents and various human odors. My room smells a bit like David Axelrod these days, by which I mean it has the vague...
  • AFL-CIO Puts Out List Of Union-Approved Candy For Halloween

    10/26/2012 6:56:50 AM PDT · by Old Sarge · 28 replies
    AFL-CIO ^ | Oct 25, 2012 | Unknown
    If you live in a progressive neighborhood and don’t want your house TPed this Halloween, you better check to make sure you bought the right candy. The AFL-CIO has just put out a list of “union-made” Halloween Candy, and Snickers and Twix eaters are out of luck.
  • (-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

    10/26/2012 6:04:06 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 103 replies
    One witch told another witch, "I want one of those new computers that has a spell checker." Don't bother inviting the Invisible Man to your Halloween party. He won't show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but they're all transparent. A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer dashes to his studio, develops the film and…learns that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak....
  • Today's Toons 10/26/12

    10/26/2012 1:48:32 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/26/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • The College Football Czar: Week 9

    10/25/2012 8:07:07 PM PDT · by Daniel Clark · 5 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | October 25, 2012 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar Week 9 Week eight in review: It was another above-average week for the College Football Czar, who went 14-4, improving his overall record to 106-50 and his winning percentage to .679. Among his better picks were the demise of the then-undefeated but badly inflated Cincinnati Bearcats, and Louisiana-Monroe’s 43-42 overtime win over Western Kentucky (predicted score 33-32). Although week eight certainly had its share of excitement, it did very little to shake up the rankings. The highest-ranked team to lose to a lower-ranked or unranked opponent was the #21 Bearcats, whose defeat is referenced above. #24...
  • Freeper Challenge To Make A Post-Election Vid. (Vanity, of course)

    10/25/2012 7:33:49 PM PDT · by RushIsMyTeddyBear · 6 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/25/2012 | moi
    I know I'm 'counting the chickens before they hatch, here........but I would LOVE if some FReepers could make an Election Day vid using this. It would be EPIC! 'Cause this is what I'll be singing when Obama is DEFEATED!!!!!! Would like to have it 'tucked away'. I know you guys LOVE a challenge! <3 Have at it and LOVE you guys!!!!! FR keeps my sanity! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edwsf-8F3sI
  • Benghazi Scandal.Not One Peep From Pelosi,Reid,&Holder?,Where Are They Hiding?

    10/25/2012 5:22:58 PM PDT · by Who_Ate_My_Dog · 5 replies
    And remember way back when where we were all laughing&ridiculing "Queen Pelosi" who wanted vengeance on the GOP over the water-boarding debacle? And here we are 3 years later,all hell breaks loose in the mid-east,four Americans are killed on Obama's watch (Commander In Chief?),and has anyone noticed that we have not heard from any of the Democrat Leaders? Well regarding Price Harry,he probably ran off to Vegas to "Rig The Machines". But you have to look at the whole picture. The Democrats have caused this incident that has affected our National Security! And all of our Liberal Leaders are running/hiding...
  • A Bad Lip Reading of the First 2012 Debate

    10/25/2012 5:16:29 PM PDT · by navysealdad · 2 replies
    "Eye Of The Sparrow" — A Bad Lip Reading of the First 2012 Debate
  • ‘You Potato Brains’: ‘Bad Lip Reading’ Finally Does a Joe Biden Edition (Content Warning!)

    10/25/2012 4:16:53 PM PDT · by mojito · 6 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 4/16/2012 | Scott Baker/Bad Lip Reading
    The crew at Bad Lip Reading is back. You knew they would get around to Joe Biden eventually. One caution — there are a moderate-to-high number of sexual jokes in this one:
  • Obama's received support from dictators around the world!

    10/25/2012 10:12:18 AM PDT · by Wolf13 · 8 replies
    Youtube.com ^ | 10/25/12 | wolf13
    Obama's secured the dictator vote...does he have yours?
  • Today's Toons 10/25/12

    10/25/2012 3:35:40 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/25/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Occupy Albany Insists Movement Isn't Dead, Proves It By Holding 5-Person Yoga Class in a McDonald's

    10/24/2012 4:30:50 PM PDT · by rustyweiss74 · 10 replies
    Mental Recession ^ | 10/24/2012
    This past Sunday, remnants of what is left of the Occupy Albany movement celebrated their one-month Anniversary by tying up traffic and insisting that they were "taking it to the man". Who that man is, is anybody's guess. A report from WNYT-Albany showed protesters insisting that despite a meager number of participants in the historic one-year march, the movement was far from dead. “As the capacity of an organizer, it never left. It’s not dead. It’s alive and well. It’s just that most of the organizers like myself, had school to do,” said Eddie Alkubari. It's not dead. It's alive...
  • All New South Park: Episode 1612 "A Nightmare on Face Time"

    10/24/2012 4:18:36 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 10 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | October 24, 2012 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    Randy keeps Stan from trick or treating on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "A Nightmare on Face Time," premiering tonight, Wednesday, October 24 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. The boys are all ready to dress up as their favorite foursome, the Avengers, for Halloween. After months of planning their costumes, at the last minute Randy tells Stan he can’t go trick or treating with his friends. Instead, Stan has to pitch in and help his father with a new business venture.
  • White House Dismisses Benghazi Emails As Spam

    The White House pushed back against reports in Fox, CBS, Reuters and CNN that they knew immediately that the attack in Benghazi was the work of terrorists. "There was a variety of miss information coming in," White House press secretary Jay Carney said Wednesday on Air Force One. "The whole point of our intelligence community is to take facts and refigure them to prove our point. We assess strands of information and make judgments to make the President look good." "This is an open source, unclassified email about a posting on a Facebook site," Carney said. "I would also note...
  • I Found The Internet Off Button

    10/24/2012 10:50:47 AM PDT · by OneVike · 51 replies
    GATE ^ | 10/24/12 | Chuck Wolk
    Ever wonder what happens to the internet after you log off? I bet it never crossed your mind that even though you logged off the internet, your computer is still vulnerable. Yes, if you fail to actually turn the internet off first before you log off, you are leaving your pc's hard drive vulnerable to being hacked. It doesn't happen to everyone, but it does happen enough. Imagine all the vital information you have on your computer that someone could steal. Well, very few people know about this, but there is an OFF button (off button below) that needs...
  • Boston Globe Coverage of Libyan Email Scandal

    10/24/2012 7:43:44 AM PDT · by pabianice · 9 replies
    10/24/12
    In-depth coverage of the breaking scandal revealing the White House knew of terror attack within two hours.
  • Today's Toons 10/24/12

    10/24/2012 2:02:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/24/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • We reveal what secret Donald Trump is planning to announce about Barack Obama

    10/23/2012 12:33:48 PM PDT · by LaybackLenny · 25 replies
    Irish Central ^ | October 23, 2012, | JAMES O'SHEA
    Donald Trump claimed on Fox news he has a major announcement to make about the president on Wednesday that will change the election. I can reveal exclusively what the surprise is likely to be. My Trump sources tell me it is one of the following ten things; 1. The Mars Rover has found Obama’s birth certificate on Mars 2. That means Obama is an alien Or it could be: 3. Obama and Hillary have had an affair, mostly conducted on Air Force One 4. This explains what happened over Benghazi – they were on date night and missed it. Or...
  • Caption Obama and Tagg

    10/23/2012 11:57:51 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 28 replies
    Obama whispers in the ear of Tagg son of Mitt Romney, at the end of the final U.S. presidential debates.
  • ‘Obama bin Laden’: Schieffer’s debate gaffe unfortunate but not unusual

    10/23/2012 8:17:55 AM PDT · by bgill · 9 replies
    yahoo ^ | Oct. 23, 2012 | Dylan Stableford
    While prefacing a question for Mitt Romney about Pakistan during Monday's presidential debate on foreign policy, moderator Bob Schieffer had an unfortunate slip of the tongue, referring to Osama bin Laden as "Obama bin Laden." "We know that Pakistan has arrested the doctor who helped us catch Obama-uh-bin Laden," Schieffer said, seeming to realize his mistake immediately.
  • Today's Toons 10/23/12

    10/23/2012 1:28:06 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/23/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Question: Help find a graphic.

    10/22/2012 11:37:08 PM PDT · by Yosemitest · 9 replies
    I'm looking for the graphic of Obama with the words " JUST WORDS !JUST SPEECHES ! " over his photo. Does anyone have a link to it?
  • BREAKING: October Surprise — Iran Agrees To Nuke Deal with U.S.

    10/22/2012 9:33:25 AM PDT · by epluribus_2 · 69 replies
    NRO Corner ^ | oct 22 20012 | Peter Kirsanow
    Tehran — Iran has agreed to abandon its nuclear-weapons program in a historic diplomatic achievement certain to dominate tonight’s foreign-policy presidential debate, and dramatically reshape the electoral landscape. “This is an extraordinary breakthrough,” said Deputy Undersecretary of State Jonathan Ebert Jr., lead negotiator for the U.S. “It’s a tribute to the hard work of our diplomatic team and President Obama’s visionary leadership.” According to Ebert, the momentous deal was struck late Sunday night after President Obama called Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and personally apologized for a Madonna video the Iranian leader found offensive. “Ahmadinejad had originally insisted we apologize for Beyonce’s ‘Single...
  • 50 things every dog should do before it dies

    10/22/2012 9:33:16 AM PDT · by Daffynition · 93 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | 21 Oct 2012 | staff reporter
    50 things every dog should do before it dies 1. Flop down in front of a morning fire 2. Go for a swim in the sea 3. Go mad in the snow 4. Dig up a flower bed [snip]
  • Today's Toons 10/22/12

    10/22/2012 1:37:16 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/22/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Day by Day Cartoon 10.21.2012 (Bedtime for Obonzo)

    10/21/2012 3:57:35 PM PDT · by pingman · 1 replies
    http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/ ^ | 10.21.12 | Chris Muir
    Bedtime for Obonzo By Chris Muir, Daybydaycartoon.com 10.21.2012 (my title)(text transcribed) Once upon a time, Americans elected a lightbringer, who promised toys ‘n unicorns, rainbows ‘n good things for all the girls and boys who would vote for him! To do this, L’il Obama threw out the mean ‘ol Constitution, and children just like him everywhere cheered, ‘cause now THEY were in charge! So, L’il Obama broke open the cookie jar an’ gave them all away to his special friends and family, ‘til there were no more left. But soon, adult people, who made the cookies, said mean things about...
  • Carville and Matalin Mitsubishi Commercials (Humor)

    10/21/2012 3:01:19 PM PDT · by BBell · 27 replies
    For all of you political junkies who have not seen the Carville And Matalin Mitsubishi commercials here they are. These commercials are hilarious.
  • UN Warns Americans: Do Not Elect Mitt Romney

    10/21/2012 8:45:19 AM PDT · by Silentgypsy · 83 replies
    Breitbart.com ^ | 10/20/2012 | Joel B. Pollak
    The United Nations Special Rapporteur on Counter-Terrorism and Human Rights has warned Americans not to elect Republican Mitt Romney in next month’s presidential election, saying that doing so would be “a democratic mandate for torture.” The UN’s Ben Emmerson was referring to Romney’s refusal to rule out the use of waterboarding in interrogating terror detainees, a practice that President Barack Obama has ended. Colin Perkel of The Canadian Press reported Emmerson’s remarks from a symposium in Toronto on the impact of 9/11 on human rights: "The re-introduction of torture under a Romney administration would significantly increase the threat levels to...
  • Move The Deer Crossing Sign(Audio)

    10/21/2012 7:11:12 AM PDT · by navysealdad · 5 replies
    This audio clip from Y94 Playhouse Fargo, ND radio station was too funny to not find a way for more people to hear it so thus, this video. A lady asks for help getting deer crossing signs moved to lower traffic areas.
  • President Says High Gas Prices Are Sign of Prosperity

    10/20/2012 1:05:51 PM PDT · by navysealdad · 22 replies
    In a desperate effort to try to persuade voters that the economy is starting to recover, President Obama touted high gas prices as “proof that things are better than most people think they are.” “Rising demand is what pushes prices up,” Obama explained. “The fact that gasoline prices have more than doubled since I took office shows that people must be driving more. Since studies show that driving to work accounts for the bulk of most folks' travel I think it's safe to say that
  • TelePrompter Blues

    10/20/2012 12:21:28 PM PDT · by Bagboy
    YouTube ^ | Oct 17, 2012 | Jerry Hubbard
    Humorous song inspired by a tweet from Bill Maher. Even presidents can get the blues.