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Tin Leftists and Obama’s coming, In the booth you’re on your own. This November the truth I see, Four dead in Benghazi. Gotta get truth through it Al Queda gun’d them down Should have been marines to go. What if you saw it Like the Prez did, going down? How can you sleep when you know? Word was never given; Our leader was laying them down. Should have been out long ago. What if you knew them And found them dead on the ground? How can you sleep when you know? Grim Leftists and Obama’s coming; When you vote you’re...

Photo: On Marine One, President Obama and Governor Christie survey the damage caused by Hurricane Sandy along New Jersey coast, Oct. 31, 2012.

A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "A Scause for Applause" premiering Wednesday, October 31 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.

HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel. Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind." Secretary of State Hillary Clinton strongly denounced both the video posted on the Internet and Weather Channel that is rousing the angry ocean throughout the Northeast....

BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel. Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind."

<p>IRVINE, Calif. – An Orange County woman has asked the city of Irvine to erect a sign honoring hundreds of truck crash victims -- who were fish.</p> <p>About 1,600 pounds of saltwater bass died on Oct. 11 when a container truck hauling them to market got into a three-way crash.</p>

President Obama’s Halloween Message White House, October 31, 2012 Good morning. This Halloween we are reminded of the hardship suffering by victims of the hurricane that has ravished the east coast. Our hearts go out to all who are in need. At this difficult moment it is good to pause and celebrate the American tradition of giving and receiving. Nearly 500 years ago, the people of Scotland set aside this evening as All-Hallows-Even, that is, the night before All Hallows Day. Since then, the ancestors of Americans have looked for inspiration in the giving and receiving of treats on this...

The Denest Element yet know to science has been discovered. "Obamacronium" Incredible new discovery that scientist believe is the Darkest Matter known to mankind.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad phones President Obama's private line. Obama answers. "Why are you calling me, Ahmadinejad? You know we're not ready for one-on-one talks." "But Mahmoud and the mullahs worried about American election! We worry Obama will lose!" "I'm not going to lose, you nut job. People love me here. I give them other people's money." "But Mahmoud think Romney use Iran to score big points in debate. He scare people into thinking Iran developing nuclear weapons and that you not do enough to stop us!" "That's not true. My sanctions are killing your economy and if anyone knows...

Vice-president Joe Biden debates himself

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There are no words.

Help! Teh gangnam song has infiltrated my brain via the Internutz!

Has Obama ordered any placards for the podium that say Office of President Re Elect yet ?

This was just laying in wait to be mocked.

Reading the comments about how Bill Clinton might be hurting President Obama brought a delightful thought to my mind. I started thinking just how entertaining it will be after Romney defeats President Obama to sit back and watch the fight between Clinton and the Obama to see who is the top dog in the Democratic party? Can't wait to see the back stabbing, bushwhacking, and just plain gutter fighting these 4 people will engage in. I would bet President Obama's grades, birth certificate and anything else he wants to stay hidden will appear within 6 months. And what new low...

Many people claim Halloween as their favorite time of the year. Around the end of October pranks and scares become as common as fools in April. The best pranks are the ones with just enough complexity to keep the watches guessing. Here a magician, prankster and mentalist Rich Ferguson tests out his head drop prank on the unsuspecting residents of San Luis Obispo, California. The results range from laughter to fear, and even watching the trick is top notch. Can you guess how he does it? via YouTube

A friend sent this to me, and I think it's worth sharing. A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and - Pow! - hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion lets go of the girl. The biker brings...

Dear Reader (and those of you who subscribe to this "news"letter just for the exotic punctuation), I need to keep this quick. I'm writing this from a sort of lounge area on the sixth floor of the Water Tower Inn. This is a hotel in St. Louis that used to be a hospital and sort of still is. If you've spent much time in hospitals, you know that they are battlegrounds for the war between the medicinal scents and various human odors. My room smells a bit like David Axelrod these days, by which I mean it has the vague...