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Morford: Romeo And Romeo In Hell (why you never, ever want to live in Kansas)
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, February 11, 2004
| Mark Morford; rapidly closing in on 42-year life-expectancy
Posted on 02/11/2004 2:14:40 PM PST by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:45 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Kneel down. Put your hands together. Offer thanks right this very moment to whatever deity you desire that that you are not 18 years old and gay and living in the state of Kansas right now.
This gratitude, it is a given. This is so much of a given you might not even need to hear why. You just say to yourself, oh my freaking God, I can only imagine.
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To: King Black Robe
So, being molested by an 18 year old makes a person gay? Sexual molestation is the number one cause of Same-sex Attraction Disorder. That's why molestation is the 'homosexuals' preferred recruitment method
The first law of 'homsexuality':
'Homosexuals' don't reproduce, they recruit
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posted on
02/12/2004 4:35:46 AM PST
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: presidio9
She looks like that and can sing too. Truly God has been good to us.
On a separate but tangentially related note, Have you noticed how conservative women (even the overweight and old) tend to be attractive but liberal women (even the young and physically fit) tend to be ugly? I guess the inner beauty or the inner corruption always shines through. And the longer one remains liberal the uglier they get.
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posted on
02/12/2004 4:38:37 AM PST
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: presidio9
Wow. An moderately intelligent, reasonable, and readable offering from Morford. A rarity.
To: Lunatic Fringe
Seriously... if you are 18 and you need to get into the sack with a 14-year old... you have more problems than just being gay in Kansas.Seniors have been targeting moon-eyed Frosh for a looong time.
To: presidio9
Someone should remind this turd burglar that you're supposed to smear on the lubricating jelly before not after.
To: All
note to newbies: She says she's not gay.
106
posted on
02/12/2004 5:36:36 AM PST
by
johnb838
(Kerry is a traitor. He has American blood on his hands. Vietnam. Iraq.)
To: presidio9
Consensual gay sex with a minor gets you slammed in prison for most of your adult life...That should be the minimum for perverting a minor. They should apply it up to the legal drinking age.
107
posted on
02/12/2004 6:09:52 AM PST
by
FormerLib
(We'll fight the good fight until the very end!)
To: John O
Have you noticed how conservative women (even the overweight and old) tend to be attractive but liberal women (even the young and physically fit) tend to be ugly? GOP "Babe of the Week"
108
posted on
02/12/2004 6:20:23 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: dd5339
Go ahead and stay out of Kansas! We really don't care about your alternative/pierced/tatooed/diseased/drug using/homeless infested/high tax lifestyle.DITTO!
Hey, Morford, I'm going to ... Kneel down. Put my hands together. Offer thanks right this very moment to God that you are NOT living in the state of Kansas right now.
To: All
moron......Kansas is great.
110
posted on
02/12/2004 5:46:32 PM PST
by
rwfromkansas
("Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill)
To: little jeremiah
we have more trees than Nebraska. :)
111
posted on
02/12/2004 5:52:33 PM PST
by
rwfromkansas
("Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill)
To: presidio9
We aren't that flat and tree-less.
Florida is flatter than Kansas, as is eastern Colorado (boring as crap out there).
112
posted on
02/12/2004 5:58:27 PM PST
by
rwfromkansas
("Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill)
To: little jeremiah
very hot
113
posted on
02/12/2004 6:04:59 PM PST
by
rwfromkansas
("Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill)
To: hattend
We have had 25 inches of snow this winter........and very cold.
But, I like that there are 4 seasons. After last year's pathetic winter (I am a snow freak and love the white stuff), I am glad to see we are above average for snowfall this winter.
I am hoping for a nice severe weather season....
114
posted on
02/12/2004 6:07:43 PM PST
by
rwfromkansas
("Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill)
To: bk1000
holy smokes.......I did not know that, but nice.
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posted on
02/12/2004 6:10:04 PM PST
by
rwfromkansas
("Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill)
To: rwfromkansas
How hot and for how long? (Sorry to bother you but there are 50 states and I mostly know about the west coast.) And I refuse to live on the east coast!
116
posted on
02/12/2004 7:35:34 PM PST
by
little jeremiah
(everyone is entitled to their opinion, but everyone isn't entitled to be right.)
To: little jeremiah
a couple weeks of 100 degrees or so usually
117
posted on
02/12/2004 8:07:26 PM PST
by
rwfromkansas
("Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill)
To: little jeremiah
118
posted on
02/12/2004 8:08:50 PM PST
by
rwfromkansas
("Men stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up as if nothing had happened." Churchill)
To: rwfromkansas
Thanks! It gets hotter than that here, and for longer. Hmmm.
119
posted on
02/12/2004 8:14:34 PM PST
by
little jeremiah
(everyone is entitled to their opinion, but everyone isn't entitled to be right.)
To: bk1000
"Of course, it seems kind of like that sometimes here in GA as well!"
Yes, but unlike here in Kansas, your low temp. tonight will get above the single digits! Your parents weren't exaggerating much.
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