Kill yourself.
Same goes for Ted Rall, Michael Moore, and the rest of your immoral socialist cadre.
Posted on 11/03/2004 7:12:02 AM PST by presidio9
Oh dear God please not again. Oh dear God please don't let it be all convoluted and depressing and messy and stupid and please don't let it all embarrass us on an international level all over again even more than it already has and even more than it already is and even more than we've endured lo these past four debilitating and soul-crushing years. Hello? Please? Is it already too late?
Why yes, yes it is.
And lo and behold, it's apparently another completely tortuous and entirely knotted presidential election, still not finished and still not all ironed out and as of this writing Ohio is headed for a recount and Kerry still has a glimpse of a chance, and hence we still don't really know the outcome, even though it appears to be leaning toward the utterly appalling notion of another four years of Bush and another Republican stranglehold of Congress and repeated GOP chants of "More War in '04!"
Which is, well, simply staggering. Mind-blowing. Odd. Gut-wrenching. Colon-knotting. Eyeball-gouging. And so on.
You want to block it out. You want to rend your flesh and yank your hair and say no way in hell and lean out your window and scream into the Void and pray it will all be over soon, even though you know you're an atheist Buddhist Taoist Rosicrucian Zen Orgasmican and you don't normally pray to anything except maybe the gods of really exceptional sake and skin-tingling sex and maybe a few luminous transcendental deities that look remarkably like Jenna Jameson.
It simply boggles the mind: We've already had four years of some of the most appalling and abusive foreign and domestic policy in American history, some of the most well-documented atrocities ever wrought on the American populace and it's all combined
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
Kill yourself.
Same goes for Ted Rall, Michael Moore, and the rest of your immoral socialist cadre.
Colon-knotting ----- that is what you picture when you think about Moford.
This is definately a "It sucks to be you" kinda day.
I like it!
Wow. Hilarious. A keeper fer sure.
Just read it, oh so very satisfying.
Oh I love your grpahic!
Well, he's probably an expert.
}:-)4
They know it's over because they found out that the provisional ballots have to be approved by 3 of 4 polling judges, 2 democrat and 2 republican!
Maybe, in fact, we're regressing, back to the days of guns and sexism and pre-emptive violence
... or... you know... maybe it's just that you're a clueless, irrelevant and (thankfully) ineffectual little dickweasel.
That one works, too. :)
"Crush the enemy; see him driven before you, und hear the lamentations ov de vimmen." Or words to that effect.
Apparently. What a freak!
I got 3 words for you, rumpy-pumpy:
Four more years.
*Holds envelope to forehead*
Colon-knotting!
*rips open envelope*
What happens when your gerbil stops to ask directions.
They are imploding one by one this morning. Their craniums simply can't withstand the growing pressure of stark reality any longer, and nature abhorrs a vacuum.
No comments yet from Michael Moore?
"You gonna eat those fries?"
M. Moore
Morford finds God. LOL. No atheists in foxholes . . . .
Mornin', dumplin'! :)
I mean "graphic". Need caffeine.
Maybe, in fact, we're regressing, back to the days of guns and sexism and pre-emptive violence, of environmental abuse and no rights for women and an sincere hatred of gays and foreigners and minorities. Sound familiar? It should: It's the modern GOP platform.
MAYBE, we the American people are sick of liberal shit. We're sick of queers, transvestites and "gender" confused retards. We're sick of the lying "mainstream" media. We're sick of high taxes and the welfare state. We're sick of pink-traingle degenerates teaching our kids. We're sick of affirmative action and "hate" speech. We're sick people trying to take away our guns. We're sick of the bullshit UN. We're sick of attacks on our Christianity and our morals.
In a word - we're sick of confused fools like the one who wrote this article. We spoke yesterday. Loud and clear.
No athiests in foxholes...
How about gerbil holes?
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