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Horse goes nuts, then takes a bite [Cringe alert!]
The Australian ^ | 3/12/09

Posted on 03/13/2009 7:44:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

AN Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles during a freak attack.

(Excerpt) Read more at theaustralian.news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ballone; blazingsaddles; cartman; downunder; gelding; jakartabeforehorse; nightmare; onestrikeoneball; ouch; pony; scotttenorman; whenanimalsattack; whenfreaksattack; whoa; wiener; wtf
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To: Slings and Arrows

Only one? Well, at least he didn’t make a pig out of himself.

Poor guy needs to try apples or sugar lumps next time.


21 posted on 03/13/2009 7:59:46 PM PDT by Gator113 (For America to Survive, Obama Must Fail.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Short horse or tall man? I want to see the math.


22 posted on 03/13/2009 8:03:39 PM PDT by This_far
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To: Slings and Arrows
"I once fought for 2 days with an arrow through my testicle"


23 posted on 03/13/2009 8:03:43 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: rabscuttle385

Nice ;)


24 posted on 03/13/2009 8:04:10 PM PDT by chasio649
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To: fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued; Impy

So wrong.


25 posted on 03/13/2009 8:05:38 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Moral of the story:

Never put anything near a horse’s mouth that you’re not willing to have bitten.


26 posted on 03/13/2009 8:07:16 PM PDT by George Smiley (They're not drinking the Kool-Aid any more. They're eating it straight out of the packet.)
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To: George Smiley
Never put anything near a horse’s mouth that you’re not willing to have bitten.

I guess Bill Clinton was lucky then.

27 posted on 03/13/2009 8:09:38 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: rabscuttle385

Does the horse do parties ?


28 posted on 03/13/2009 8:09:57 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
Does the horse do parties ?

Only at The White House with empty suits.

29 posted on 03/13/2009 8:10:42 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: rabscuttle385
No, no. Horse, not whores.
30 posted on 03/13/2009 8:12:44 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sounds like one of the damned (literally?) nags they always try to foist off on me at riding stables.


31 posted on 03/13/2009 8:16:25 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: cripplecreek

I been through the fire on a hose with no knobs....


32 posted on 03/13/2009 8:18:51 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: Snurple

Instead of fighting with it, why didn’tyou just remove it?


33 posted on 03/13/2009 8:21:39 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: rabscuttle385

Clinton? I was thinking of Prince Charles!


34 posted on 03/13/2009 8:22:44 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: cripplecreek

The hose served as a better image.


35 posted on 03/13/2009 8:22:56 PM PDT by ShandaLear (Where's My Stuff???!!!)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Most of the time it’s humans making Geldings out of Stallions, Not the opposite


36 posted on 03/13/2009 8:23:18 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: Allegra; Dutchgirl; Old Sarge; SunkenCiv
MANGLED GENITALS PING

37 posted on 03/13/2009 8:24:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Venturer; cripplecreek

Now that he’s a soprano, he just sitts around singing, “I’m just a hose in a gelded age”.


38 posted on 03/13/2009 8:27:40 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The 70-year-old owner of the horse, Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past

Time to cut off the head and hooves and stuff the freezer with "elk"

39 posted on 03/13/2009 8:29:58 PM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a momma deuce)
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To: martin_fierro

Gives a whole new meaning to “feedbag”.


40 posted on 03/13/2009 8:39:28 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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