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9-11-2002
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Posted on 09/11/2002 10:35:40 AM PDT by 2timothy3.16
Since I am approaching my one year anniversary of being a "freeper" and since I have never contributed a dime to FR, jim or the republican party, I am going to beat the powers to be at FR and voluntarily leave, rather than have them come up with one of the cock and bull stories to ban me.
Been fun,
Bye
TOPICS: Conspiracy
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To: AppyPappy
Let's talk about him now. No, you have to wait till the powers ban me and then you can talk about me, isn't it the fr way to only beat up people behind their backs.
To: BibChr
Whoops, he's back
MORTICIAN:Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right. [clop clop]
To: 2timothy3.16
No, you have to wait till the powers ban me and then you can talk about me, isn't it the fr way to only beat up people behind their backs. Nonsense. Come on, boys, duck in. If you're offended, just turn your back.
To: 2timothy3.16
Say something profane or use some racist catch-phrases.
Go out in flaming glory. Right now, this is too boring.
Better yet, say that Bush and the feds were responsible for 9/11.
To: mountaineer
No one's ever been banned just for not contributing $You are either, a liar, an idiot or a shill.
To: 2timothy3.16
I love this. Great job! Wish I'd thought of it!
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posted on
09/11/2002 10:49:44 AM PDT
by
Sloth
To: 2timothy3.16
Posting comments on your own opus is in very bad taste. It also makes you look like you are starved for attention.
27
posted on
09/11/2002 10:49:56 AM PDT
by
Pete
To: dighton; Constitution Day
Someone's leaving us. :(
Be sure to "sign the guestbook" after expressing your condolences.
To: 2timothy3.16
You obviously have not been reading here much either the last year. If anyone wanted to say anything about you, we wouldn't wait till you left. We would say it to you face-to-face. Do you think we're demrats who will only stab you in the back?
To: 2timothy3.16
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...he belongs to the dark side.
30
posted on
09/11/2002 10:51:33 AM PDT
by
dubyagee
To: 2timothy3.16
It's true.
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
To: AppyPappy
Do I complain much? Of course not. But this goes on the record as the most piss-poor opus of all. Why don't they make good opi anymore?
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posted on
09/11/2002 10:51:37 AM PDT
by
xJones
To: BibChr
So... do I Ignore This Post, or not?Am I logged in?
To: 2timothy3.16
A little autobiographical aren't you?
To: 2timothy3.16
Do you wear bunny slippers?
To: xJones
Good point xJones. I really do miss a good opus.
36
posted on
09/11/2002 10:53:27 AM PDT
by
ChuckHam
To: xJones
Do I complain much? Of course not. But this goes on the record as the most piss-poor opus of all. Why don't they make good opi anymore? Agreed. Very poor. The only way he could have made it worse was to show up and comment on it, which he did. How gauche.
37
posted on
09/11/2002 10:53:29 AM PDT
by
Pete
To: 2timothy3.16
Good thing I'm light. Getting lighter by the minute...
To: 2timothy3.16
Now, that's one crappy opus.
To: 2timothy3.16
"...since I have never contributed a dime to...Bet you take a lot from the government though.
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