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We need to talk about our goals; its part of the performance review
Bullshit Is One Word, Performance Review Two
by Larry McCoy
I had just arrived in the newsroom for my shift as a copy editor when a manager came over to my desk and declared, We need to discuss your goals. I was 66 years old past retirement age, damn near old enough to be his father and he wants to discuss my goals.
Go away, I told him. Preparing to take over the main desk was always an extremely hectic part of the day. I was reading in, as journalists call it, looking at all the stories that had been edited that day by the main desk. It was impossible to read every story from start to finish, so you skimmed some, skipped some and made sure you thoroughly read the big ones you knew would be changing once you took over the desk.
Floyd, the name well give the manager, wasnt attuned to the idea of a right time and place to do things. Like a squirrel digging for nuts, Floyd kept at it. We have to discuss your goals sometime. Its part of your Performance Review.
Well, were not doing it now. Go away!
Floyd was both dense and tone deaf. He wouldnt go away. If only Floyd were as dogged in fleshing out a good story. The Performance Review had to be done, he said. I wasnt going to budge either. It was a crock something dreamed up by the morons in Human Resources who had nothing to do and, worst of all, absolutely no experience in newsrooms. They all ought to be fired, I said, several times in several ways. This back and forth continued, with the volume of each exchange rising, until the magic words came out.
Go fuck yourself, I said.
Read Larry McCoys whole piece, and ponder that picture above, and the one below. How did we get from therebrazen enough to walk the skyto the cowering, over-serious and grim reality of todays gray-cubicles-gray-minds-MBA-saturated-workplace bureaucracies?
Note the scaffolding
A man I know began working 20 years ago for a large corporation that he deemed it a pleasure to work for. The CEO and founder was (gasp!) a commoner, an ordinary engineer who had an idea and ran with it. Perhaps because he had worked for a living, and had not simply stepped out of a good school with an MBA, he knew how to treat the people who worked for him; compensation was generous; enthusiasm and imagination brought perks, and morale was high. People worked late because they were excited; they wanted to keep working.
Then the CEO sold his enormously successful company to a corporate giant. Out went the upper management that had been honed from the ranks, as it were. In came the suits; the sophisticated men and women, from the right schools, who could talk about what wine went with what entree, or their walking holiday in Burma, but had no understanding of the dreamers (and engineers are dreamers, before they are anything) whose knowledge and imaginations they needed to ensnare and encourage, and whose intelligence and dignity deserved respect.
Not just respect, but inclusion.
Morale quickly went down. Working for suits who knew all the theory of business, and how to read numbers, but had not the least understanding of what made a human resource so resourceful, the engineers and developers and testers and marketers and admins began to rush out the door as soon as the clock struck five. The fun was gone, the energy sapped; enthusiasm was no longer on the radar. People work late now, because corporate downsizing has meant that they are doing the work of 1.5 people, and they must work 16 hours a day, just to stay on schedule, if they want to keep their jobs. There are no longer burning the midnight oil by choice.
These suited MBAs cant seem to get it. Huddled in their enclaves, they have difficulty understanding that a hard-working engineer with excellent problem-solving skills, a positive outlook and a knack for team-building needs more than an official performance review that ends with a condescendingly vague note about his being a valuable member of the collective whole. He needs recognition of himself; the individual he is, the singularity of his abilities. He needs to know that he may dare to dream of more, there is, for him, a chance to move into the upper echelons of the company, even if he really would prefer a Diet Pepsi with his Salmon TarTar, rather than a $150 bottle of wine.
The same elitism that has overwhelmed government and left it out-of-touch with the people they were meant to serve, has infected the workplace, and it is demoralizing the work-force. The man I know has considered moving to a new job, several times, but friends of his who have moved report that it is the same everywhere: there is a class divide, and the urbane upper-management sorts seem not to understand that managing people means more than making sure you have an appropriate women-to-men ratio. It means valuing not just an employees skills, but the whole, human person. It means understanding that sometimes passion trumps policy, and should be encouraged; that every raised voice should not require a negative notation to the personnel file; every case of hurt feelings should not require three-days of sensitivity training, until your fed-up employees choose to divest themselves of anything smacking of personality, color, emotion or enthusiasm, simply to avoid the grim facilitated interface, full of meaningless corrective language, that will send him back to his cubicle feeling frustrated, confused, emasculated (even if she is a female) and ultimately defeated.
How can anything great be born of such sterility? How can anything hopeful and alive be harnessed in a stream full of dead things, going with the flow?
The men who built the Empire State Building stood on bare planks to work in the sky; paradoxically, they were grounded in reality, not theory. They did not have to concern themselves with tones and timbres; nor did the educated architects who dreamed up skyscrapers. One suspects that if either the man on the beam or the one with the blueprints had been approached by a tanning-booth-bronzed-and-manicured corporate bureaucrat, and asked about to enumerate their goals as part of their performance review they both would have hooted at him in derision. My goal, the first would say, is to not fall. Its to stay alive so I can pick up my pay, have a beer with the wife, raise the kids and get into heaven a half-hour before the devil knows Im dead.
My goal, the architect would say dismissively, is to make your jaw drop, and the drop it some more; I want to build a mystery!
Very likely the bureaucrattoo timid to walk the sky, and too unimaginative to even conceive scraping itwould have found their answers vague, and given both of them low marks in team-building, professional comportment and attention to guidelines. He would recommend training meant to get them comfortable with thinking and living inside the approved boxes, and at no point should such recklessly lighthearted men be considered for promotion, he would write.
Mores the pity.
UPDATE:
From a very different setting and perspective, Fr. James Martin finds himself all out of patience with another sort of grimness that lacks imagination, understanding and courage, because they dont think you can build a mystery. Dont miss it.
Voters could have seen, back in the 2008 debates, his sly giving of the finger to his opponents to draw yuks from his cronies. He has done no maturing since then. I hope the nation can survive this calamitous place-holder until a more Presidential executive gains the office."
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