Jesse Ventura: I Could Beat Both Biden and Trump

Breitbart ^ | 04/18/2024 | Pam Key

[ChicagoConservative27]

Former Minnesota Reform Party Gov. Jesse Ventura said Thursday on CNN’s “OutFront” that he could beat bothident Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump in a hypothetical match-up.

Ventura said, “I’ll tell you this Erin, I think right now I have no, I’m an individual, I don’t have a big bunch of people behind me or none of that. But I’ll tell you this, if I had ballot access in all 50 states and I were allowed to debate, I could beat these two major party candidates. They would be easier to beat then Attorney General Humphrey was and Mayor Norm Coleman was back in 98. And here’s why Humphrey and Coleman were not disliked. Nobody was not liking the election at all. This election you got two major party candidates nobody even wants to see this election, let alone vote in it necessarily. And I guarantee, I be the youngest candidate that’s for sure.”

[castlebrew]

“...if I had ballot access in all 50 states...”

And if Jesse Ventura’s aunt had b**ls, she’d be his uncle.

Whadda maroon.

[Ann Archy]

Minnesota was PATHETIC in electing this NUTCASE!

[ansel12]

Although I was sure in the distant past when I posted on this issue here, I can’t find my early sources (at least not tonight) and Ventura is so unpopular in that community that searching the internet isn’t conclusive or easy with the non-official sources, so......

By the way, I used to go that bar in Coronado and did some arm wrestling in there with the guys along with some fun times.

[coalminersson]

ah a wrestling reference.

[gnickgnack2]

Hey Gov. Thinskin, I hear No Labels has an opening.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

How about that! Another lunatic heard from.

[jmaroneps37]

In arm wrestling maybe.
In real life? Go away dope and get a job somewhere. Maybe as a bouncer in a gay bar.

[Iron Munro]

Didn’t he used to be somebody ?????

[bigfootbob]

Thanks for the amusing Friday morning funnies.

[SunkenCiv]

The rest of the a-hole Jesse Ventura keyword, sorted:

• A Sweet Beautiful Woman And The Tragedy Of Suicide [07/15/2023]
• The Best Western Traditions Of Freedom Find A New Voice In Jesse Ventura. Happy Birthday, Governor [07/15/2023]
• Will The Bizarre Trend Of Lionizing Democrat Losers Ever End? [05/20/2020]
• Jesse Ventura weighing presidential run on Green Party ticket [04/28/2020]
• Jesse Ventura hints at possible presidential run; 'if not me, then who?' [Comedy Gold] [09/30/2019]
• Jesse Ventura, his $1.8M verdict overturned, ends 'American Sniper' defamation case [12/02/2017]
• Two prominent Minnesota Democrats call on Al Franken to resign [11/16/2017]
• Jesse Ventura: If Border Wall Goes Up, Statue of Liberty Must Come Down [09/28/2017]
• Ventura Loses Appeal to Reinstate $1.8M Verdict [01/09/2017]
• Appeals court rejects $1.8M award to Jesse Ventura in 'American Sniper' case [06/13/2016]
• Court overturns verdict in Ventura defamation case [06/13/2016]
• Jesse Ventura Says He Might Run For President If Bernie Sanders Isn't Nominated [03/02/2016]
• Jesse Ventura threatens to run for president [03/01/2016]
• Minnesota GOP Rules Change after Ron Paul Delegates Win May Give Donald Trump the Win [01/31/2016]
• DFLer (RAT) abruptly quits race after saying 'ISIS isn't necessarily evil' [11/15/2015]
• Dem candidate for Minn. House ends campaign following ISIS tweet [not necessarily evil] [11/15/2015]
• Former MN Gov. Jesse Ventura thinks he and presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders would make a good tag [09/27/2015]
• Jesse Ventura rips Scott Walker: He's against equal pay, his faith says women are 'subservient' [08/31/2015]
• Trump: Iraq war elevated Iran [08/13/2015]
• Jesse Ventura open to playing second banana on Trump ticket [08/12/2015]
• Jesse Ventura backs Bernie Sanders for president [07/16/2015]
• Do You Know When We Celebrate Our Independence From Mexico? [07/03/2015]
• Major media and scholars side with Taya Kyle against Jesse Ventura [03/10/2015]
• Jesse Ventura blasts 'American Sniper' as work of fiction [01/29/2015]
• 'American Sniper' thrills Baghdad crowd: 'Shoot him! He has an IED!' [01/29/2015]
• Jesse Ventura: Chris Kyle Is No Hero, He's a Liar [01/29/2015]
• Jesse Ventura Won't See 'American Sniper'; Says Chris Kyle Is No Hero [01/29/2015]
• Ventura won't see 'American Sniper'; says Kyle is no hero [01/28/2015]
• American Sniper and a quartet of horse's asses [01/23/2015]
• American Sniper: A Contrarian View [01/18/2015]
• Ventura sues HarperCollins over 'American Sniper' [12/16/2014]
• Jesse Ventura: Military doesn't 'fight for our freedom' [11/13/2014]
• Chris Kyle's widow seeking Jesse Ventura case retrial [09/07/2014]
• Jesse Ventura On Sarah Palin's Comments: "Coming From A Quitter, Do You Really Think I'm Concerned?" [08/20/2014]
• A History Lesson For Jesse Ventura on His Hero Che Guevara [08/08/2014]
• Ventura: Just Because She's A Widow Doesn't Mean She Can Profit From Slander [08/05/2014]
• Oh Mama! Jesse the Baby Ventura [08/04/2014]
• Sarah Palin Slams 'Jackass' Jesse Ventura for 'Shaking Down' Chris Kyle Widow [08/02/2014]
• Jesse Ventura Swoons Over Fidel Castro and Che Guevara [08/01/2014]
• The Bitter Taste of Jesse Ventura vs. Chris Kyle [08/01/2014]
• Jesse Ventura: Don't feel sorry for Chris Kyle's widow, I'm the victim here [07/30/2014]
• Jury awards Ventura $1.8M in defamation case [07/29/2014]
• Witness: Ventura Said SEALs Deserved To Lose Men In Iraq [07/16/2014]
• SEALs say Jesse Ventura hit the ground in bar incident [07/15/2014]
• Captain Kirk for Clinton in 2016: Shatner Says Hillary Is Only Person Who Can Unite The Country [04/23/2014]
• Who Is Marianne Williamson, the Kardashian Kandidate? [04/12/2014]
• Jesse Ventura Says He's Hiding From U.S. Drones In Mexico. Well, He Needs To Try Harder. [02/07/2014]
• Jesse Ventura hiding from drones [02/05/2014]
• I still get emotional about the JFK assassination 50 years later [12/28/2013]
• Ventura's deposition in suit against 'American Sniper' author reveals he never read the book [08/07/2013]
• Jesse Ventura's defamation case should move to Texas, sniper's widow says [08/05/2013]
• Jerk of the Month - Jesse Ventura [07/26/2013]
• Jesse Ventura wants court to substitute Chris Kyle's widow in defamation lawsuit [06/18/2013]
• Jesse Ventura Goes After Chris Kyle's Widow so He Can Run for President [06/05/2013]
• Jesse Ventura dangles idea of 2016 presidential bid [06/01/2013]
• Ventura dangles idea of 2016 presidential bid (ROFL) [05/31/2013]
• Jesse Ventura Sets Sights on Wife of Slain Navy SEAL Chris Kyle [05/31/2013]
• The Assasination of Top Sniper American SEAL Chris Kyle [02/07/2013]
• Author of "American Sniper" among the dead at Rough Creek (CHRIS KYLE MURDERED!) [02/02/2013]
• (Jesse) Ventura speaks out against Minnesota gay marriage amendment [09/17/2012]
• Jesse Ventura lawsuit: Navy SEAL says he decked ex-governor [08/29/2012]
• Ex-SEAL: Jesse Ventura got popped after popping off [08/29/2012]
• Jesse Ventura aims to get even with Navy SEAL in court [02/24/2012]
• Jesse Ventura denies fight ever happened with Navy Seal [01/08/2012]
• Navy Seal Describes Time He Punched Jesse Ventura In Face [JESSE VENTURA SAYS SEALS DESERVE TO DIE] [01/05/2012]
• Navy Seal Sharpshooter Chris Kyle Punched Jesse Ventura ( after insult at wake ) [01/05/2012]
• Why Did the 'Deadliest' SEAL Sniper Punch Jesse Ventura in The Face? [01/05/2012]
• Former Minnesota Gov. Ventura Miffed by Courts, Says He's Off to Mexico [11/05/2011]
• Ventura, miffed by court, says he's off to Mexico [11/05/2011]
• Ventura, miffed by court, says he's off to Mexico [11/04/2011]
• With an eye on 2012 Vice-Presidentship, Jesse Ventura makes explosive statements on 9/11, Obama [04/04/2011]
• Jesse Ventura: Sarah Palin will win [04/03/2011]
• Jesse Ventura: Palin will 'do what she's told'(groomed to be the nominee and then to be control) [04/01/2011]
• Breaking: Former Gov. Ventura Will No Longer Fly Due to Abuse He's Endured at Hands of TSA [11/20/2010]
• Jesse Ventura takes his complaints to the U.S. Capitol [07/21/2010]
• "I am the most powerful man in America!" [05/21/2010]
• Up close and personal with Former Governor Jesse Ventura [05/21/2010]
• Jesse Venture : "We Have Been Practicing Terrorism For 50 Years, Only We Call It Foreign Policy" [04/07/2010]
• Vanity: Geraldo with Jesse Ventura, Mike Huckabee, Rod Blagojevich [03/14/2010]
• Behar Calls for Limbaugh Firing Over 'Massa' Play on Words; Dabbles in 9/11 Trutherism with Ventura [03/11/2010]
• (Jesse) Ventura Releasing New Book On Conspiracy Theories [01/22/2010]
• Jesse Ventura exclusive: Conspiracy Theory host talks 9/11, JFK, and Vietnam (Tinfoil Alert) [12/02/2009]
• (Jesse)Ventura says MSNBC nixed his show for not supporting Iraq War [11/30/2009]
• Jesse Ventura Says Gov. Sarah Palin "Is a Quitter" - Video 7/15/09 [07/16/2009]
• Quote Of The Day [05/19/2009]
• Hannity Interview With Kook Jesse Ventura (Video) [05/18/2009]
• Jesse Ventura Speaks: Wants Cheney on a Waterboard, Bush Worst President [05/14/2009]
• Can people like ventura really make a difference in 2012? [02/23/2009]
• Mock the Vote [10/25/2008]
• Jesse Ventura to Host Conspiracy Theory TV Show [09/30/2008]
• Jesse Ventura, TV detective: He'll start filming a series in October (Gag Reflex Alert!) [09/29/2008]
• Positive Post about Barr, and Ventura! [09/09/2008]
• Jesse Ventura: Palin is Too Inexperienced [09/08/2008]
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• Judge Jesse (Ventura) may be in the future (Major Barf Alert!) [08/19/2008]
• Live Thread: Jesse "the Governor" Venture Senate Announcement on Larry King Live !! [07/14/2008]
• [Jesse] Ventura and former campaign manager hint at Senate race [may run against Al Franken] [05/16/2008]
• Former Governor Jesse Ventura Says WTC Collapse a Controlled Demolition [04/04/2008]
• Conservatives, Beware of Fred Thompson [07/10/2007]
• Alex Jones Supports Charlie Sheen (Nutjob Alert) [04/02/2006]
• Midwest Oil fined for selling gas too cheaply [02/24/2006]
• Wrestler Ric Flair Accused Of Road Rage. [11/28/2005]
• Today Show Glows over Schwarzenegger Woes, Depicts Opposition as Teachers & Nurses - not Unions [05/04/2005]
• Ventura Speaks Out For Kerry [10/29/2004]
• Ventura: Bush falls short on separation of church, state [10/28/2004]
• Speechless no more, Ventura stumps for Kerry at colleges [10/28/2004]
• Jesse Ventura Endorses Kerry [10/22/2004]
• Jesse Ventura endorses Kerry [10/22/2004]
• JESSE VENTURA ENDORSES KERRY [10/22/2004]
• Jesse Ventura Won't Vote in Presidential Election (Barf Alert) [09/25/2004]
• 'The Body' Has Eye on Tackling White House in 2008 (Picks GOP'er Charles Barkley as Running Mate) [03/23/2004]
• Jesse Ventura for President? (and other pre-Wrestlemania XX notes) [03/14/2004]
• Dean's Tech Approach Changes Campaign Structure [12/06/2003]
• MSNBC Is Clearing Out a Slot in Prime Time (And Leaving It Empty!) [11/26/2003]
• Will Schwarzenegger now be another Reagan or Ventura? [10/11/2003]
• Big, bold entertainers -- but different (Jesse Ventura - Schwarzenegger) [10/04/2003]
• Ventura against celebrity pal getting the part [09/26/2003]
• Conservative -- and cool - How the right has come to reflect middle America's pop culture [08/25/2003]
• Ventura show cut to 1 night a week [08/16/2003]
• Jesse Ventura Castigates Time Magazine For Editing Schwarzenegger Letter [08/12/2003]
• Jesse Has Advice for Arnie [08/10/2003]
• The Governator [06/30/2003]
• Pledge of Allegiance Kept in MN Schools [05/21/2003]
• Republicans Capitalize on Election Landslide [AP - MN is becoming a red state] [05/14/2003]
• Whether fresh air or ill wind, change blows into Minnesota [05/13/2003]
• Can Ventura save MSNBC? (Fewer than 100 people watch MSNBC nightly in the Twin Cities!) [01/22/2003]
• Ventura reaches deal with MSNBC [01/20/2003]
• Hummer has guv [Jesse Ventura] dazed, amused [01/01/2003]
• Angry Spiral [a chronicle of Jesse Ventura's final year in office] [12/28/2002]
• Increasing number of celebrities use appeal to back causes - Hollywood buffet of Political meltdowns [12/25/2002]
• Caption this photo (Minnesota) [11/05/2002]
• Caption this photo (Minnesota) [11/05/2002]
• BLATANT RE-POST -- Democratic operatives planned, engineered Wellstone political rally [11/01/2002]
• Ventura to meet with lawyers about Wellstone vacancy [10/26/2002]
• Jesse Ventura in Cuba [10/01/2002]
• Ventura Says Journalists is "Dirt Bags" [07/23/2002]
• Opponent of veteran Lantos hires Jesse Ventura's campaign manager [07/21/2002]
• Ventura's church-state proclamation criticized [07/04/2002]
• Time to Bleed Now? [06/28/2002]
• The body impolitic [06/20/2002]
• Move [Ventura's decision not to run] protects undefeated image [06/19/2002]
• Ventura Bows Out [06/18/2002]
• Jesse Ventura Will Not Seek 2nd Term [06/18/2002]
• Still undecided about running, Ventura has suggestion for his party [04/08/2002]
• Still undecided about running, Ventura has suggestion for his party [04/08/2002]
• Ventura plays April Fools' joke on jackals [04/01/2002]
• Minnesota: Jesse the Mind's Approval Rating Gets Body Slammed [03/13/2002]
• Selling residence would pay for big guy's [Jesse Ventura's] security [03/11/2002]

[Striperman]

If he could beat them he would already be out there.

[BiteYourSelf]

Jesse the Bald Ventura.

[Dead Corpse]

LOL... Jessie, you could barely beat an egg at this point.