why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

Which is why I said some of us don't WANT it!!! DON'T NEED IT!

19,881 posted on 09/12/2004 2:53:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)

OK, no push-up here:

(but why do I suspect helium?)

19,882 posted on 09/12/2004 2:54:03 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)

To: freedumb2003

19,883 posted on 09/12/2004 2:54:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)

Indeed, me either. Didn't mean you personally.Just looking for the 20,000

19,884 posted on 09/12/2004 2:55:02 PM PDT by poweqi

To: freedumb2003

Kinda looks like MAD COW disease.

19,885 posted on 09/12/2004 2:55:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)

To: freedumb2003

We wouldn't know, we would have no frame of reference from which to judge.

19,886 posted on 09/12/2004 2:55:08 PM PDT by Darksheare (CBS: Arrogance and Hubris personified)

To: freedumb2003

Thank God I don't have that problem.

19,887 posted on 09/12/2004 2:55:25 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)

To: freedumb2003

In 30 years she'll be soooo sorry!

19,888 posted on 09/12/2004 2:56:43 PM PDT by poweqi

To: freedumb2003; OSHA

Yikes!
"When brassieres attack!"

19,889 posted on 09/12/2004 2:56:44 PM PDT by Darksheare (CBS: Arrogance and Hubris personified)

To: freedumb2003

Makes my BACK hurt just to contemplate...must be 40 pounds apiece...

19,890 posted on 09/12/2004 2:56:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)

To: freedumb2003

o.k. check out the guy behind her checking her out!!!

19,891 posted on 09/12/2004 2:58:01 PM PDT by poweqi

Frame of Reference provided in 19882

19,892 posted on 09/12/2004 2:58:16 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)

The EEeee-vil chair, stands around and looks guilty.
Pretends to be a normal chair, until hapless victims show up.

19,893 posted on 09/12/2004 2:58:40 PM PDT by Darksheare (CBS: Arrogance and Hubris personified)

And where do they go when she lies down? Or bends over? She could be flapped to death at a water fountain!

19,894 posted on 09/12/2004 2:58:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Is a vegetarian allowed to eat animal crackers?)

The evil chair.
I think.
Unless that's one of my rare pics of Ninja-ing about..

19,895 posted on 09/12/2004 2:59:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (CBS: Arrogance and Hubris personified)

To: freedumb2003

That's a MAN, bhaby!

19,896 posted on 09/12/2004 3:00:01 PM PDT by King Prout (civilization is a veneereal disease)

The light flickers in shades of red and darkness. Screams of tortured souls fill the endless night.

In the stillness, there is movement. A ragged, skeletal figure stealthily approaches the softly chuckling Coke machine.

In the stifling heat, droplets of condensation whisper promises of the coolness within. The figure looks around in fear, rising slowly. With trembling hands, it feeds coins into the coin slot. One by one, the coins go in, as the tortured figure looks around guardedly.

Suddenly the machine stirs to life. Whirring and clacking, issuing noises like a riot in a bowling alley, the machine shakes and rocks back and forth. The figure shrinks back, holding its emaciated hands up as if to ward off the onslaught of noise.

On the ridge of the hillside, two Demons arise, looking around as if for a lost sheep. With Demonic agility, they leap from rock to rock in utter disregard of safety.

Immediately they grasp their screeching quarry, and begin hauling the pitiful wretch back to its doom.

Eventually, the machine stops its clanking, and settles into silence. At even intervals, a coin is ejected forcefully from the coin slot, sailing out into the darkness, bouncing and rolling into crevices around the hillside.

The demonic Coke machine settles into quiescence, softly chuckling in its cold mechanical heart.

19,897 posted on 09/12/2004 3:00:07 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (John Flip-Flop Kerry led our nation to military defeat before ... He's just the man to do it again!)

The evil chair needs to met the girl in the pic...or maybe she already did?

19,898 posted on 09/12/2004 3:00:35 PM PDT by poweqi

She could be flapped to death at a water fountain!

Like so many things in life, the practicalities intrude! ;)

19,899 posted on 09/12/2004 3:00:40 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)

You know, I wasn't really pating attention to the face -- it has a Kerry-like countenance...

19,900 posted on 09/12/2004 3:02:21 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)

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