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Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child. Sandy was off her pills one month, Rachel was feeling randy, and Janeane was in there somewhere, too. So assuming this dérange à trois could produce offspring, what would it look like? Answer: Lena Dunham. Who is Lena Dunham, you ask? Well, I had to ask, too, when I came across that name last night. When I first saw it, I thought it said "Leon Durham," the old first baseman for my Chicago Cubs. Leon Durham--the guy who let that...

Gloria Allred has a BOMBSHELL that's she's about to drop on Mitt Romney! Yes, Gloria has an October Surprise up her sleeve that will cause Romney to leave the race--or at least lose it. That's the word on the street these past few days. BTW, you all know Gloria Allred, don't you? She's the hag who makes Nancy Pelosi seem almost human. Gloria is the attention-whore attorney who's always taking up some celebrity case/leftist cause. And now she's promising an earth-shaking revelation that will ensure that the Mittster loses to the Bamster. DUmmieland caught wind of this rumor on...

DUmmieland is a hate site. We've said that all along, through these eight years we've been tracking the DUmmies. But their vile vituperation, their vicious, virulent, violent rhetoric, becomes all the more evident when things are looking grim for their side. Such as now. President Obama is leading from behind in the polls (great line, btw, Mitt!). Smirkin' Joe Crazier gave a Biden Bounce . . . to Romney/Ryan. And the best the Democrats can come up with is . . . Big Bird and binders full of women?? Not optimal. Desperate DUmmies are hate-filled DUmmies (not that that...

Arrogant, condescending, rude, obnoxious, smug, smirking, snarky, disrespectful: No wonder the DUmmies loved him! Who am I talking about? Smirkin' Joe Crazier, of course. Joe the Jackass. Joker Joe. Smirky the Jerk. In other words, Joe Biden, the Vice President of United States, who made a complete ass of himself last night. It wasn't the gaffes this time, it was the laughs--and the grins, and the eye-rolls, and the interruptions, and the dismissive, derisive comments. . . . In short, everything you're taught NOT to do in junior-high debate club, the nearly 70-year-old Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., in political...

The DUmmies are starting to become--oh, how shall I put it?--mildly concerned about the upcoming election. I kind of picked that up here in this THREAD by DUmmie PCIntern, "This f***ing election best better f***ing work out in our favor." Call me crazy, but it sounds like the DUmmies are not quite as confident as they once were that Our President will sweep to easy victory in November. A little anxiety seems to be creeping in. I know, I know, maybe I'm reading too much into things, but I do detect a note of angst. But allay your fears!...

"Hello? Is this President Morsi's office? . . . It is? Could you please put me through to him? . . . Yes, I'll wait. Thank you. . . . Dum de dum dum. . . . Yes, is this President Morsi? . . . Hello, Mohamed! This is Barack. . . . Barack Hussein Obama, you know, your brother from another mother. I'm calling from here in the United States. . . Yes, Mohamed, Allahu Akbar to you, too. . . . How am I? Well, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. And how about yourself? . . ....

What a week, what a week! The freak show of charlatans assembled at Charlotte. They were all there: Barney Frank, checking in with a leather belt around his neck (I'm series). Convention chair Tony Villaraigosa, miraculously struck with deafness in order to let "God" in the house. Sandra Fluke and the Dancing Vaginas. The Democrats' Warren Woman, the Faux Sqauw, with her Cherokee Cheekbones. A tribute to Ted Kennedy and a speech by Bill Clinton, both of whom waged their own personal War on Women. The Human Gaffe Machine, Slo-Jo Biden. And, of course, the stars of the show,...

Moore yesterday. More Moore today. Michael Moore got his start interviewing an empty chair (see picture above). So maybe he's mad at Clint Eastwood for stealing his shtick. But he hardly has room for calling Clint "delusional" and "detached from reality." (Come to think of it, Mike hardly has room. Period.) But hypocrisy has never stopped the Left. We know that's Clint's performance art, interviewing President Emptychair, must have really struck a nerve. And so they want to disparage his speech as "weird" and "bizarre," and dismiss Clint as a doddering old fool. But they know Eastwood exposed most...

I think people should start to practice the words "President Romney." What's Thicko up to these days? I mean, besides 350 pounds. What I mean to say is, What does leftist filmmaker Michael Moore think of the current presidential campaign? And what do his loyal followers, the denizens of the DUmp, make of Mike's take? Let's find out, shall we? To do so, we go to this THREAD, "Michael Moore: Romney will win in November," and this THREAD, "Michael Moore Predicts 'President Romney' in November." So now let us see if the DUmmies still like Mike, in Bowling-for-Bolshevik Red, while...

By all accounts, Ann Romney gave a terrific speech last night. Well, maybe not by ALL accounts. It did not go over too well in DUmmieland. While Ann was speaking about love, the feeling was not exactly mutual. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie Aviation Pro, the elegantly titled "F*** Off...." Of course, the original has the letters instead of the asterisks. In fact, you may want to track the number of asterisks in this DUFU. It may set a record. So let us monitor the DUmmie F*** Off Focus Group, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble...

The Rethuglican War on Women gets personal in this bouncy THREAD by DUmmie Aerows, "Weird episode with, I can almost assure you, was a right winger." Indeed, it was a clear case of Sexual Harrassment, and DUmmie Aerows gets hot under the color! So let us enter the hyper-sensitive world where every woman is a victim, every man is a creep, and every creep is a right-winger, i.e., DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, predicting that the Democrat Convention will paint the Rethuglicans as "The Party of Akin," is in the...

The Juanita Broaddrick Chapter in Hillary's Book (ghostwriter -- DFU) | 4-2003 | dfu Posted on Monday, April 28, 2003 7:52:21 PM by doug from upland Hillary Rodham Clinton has finished her book. It will hit the bookstores soon. Unfortunately, she did not do a chapter on Juanita Broaddrick. If any of your friends actually buy her work of fiction, please give them this additional chapter to read. Someone had to do it, and I was glad to be of service. ===================================================== (SUPPLEMENTAL CHAPTER - ghostwriter Doug from Upland) I never wanted to write this (expletive deleted) chapter, but the...

On Thursday NBC's Andrea Mitchell asked Obama campaign spokesperson Ben LaBolt: "When is he going to be accessible for questions other than to People magazine and Entertainment Tonight?" LaBolt replied: "I wouldn't assume that, if he's in a local market, that the reporters' questions will be any less serious." Well, on Friday, President Obama had an interview on a local radio station in New Mexico. As you can hear on this VIDEO, these are some of those "serious questions," along with a couple of the president's answers: "Our big question is, red or green?" (i.e., chile peppers). The president's...

You remember Sarah Ibarruri, aka Sarah Ibuprofen? She was the DUmmie who was dating a right-wing boyfriend, and she was very conflicted about it. On the one hand, her boyfriend was smart, had money, and treated Sarah with love and kindness. On the other hand, he had right-wing political views. What to do? What to do?? Well, now we have another DUmmieland damsel in distress. She is DUmmie darkangel218, and she too had fallen for a right-wing boyfriend. I guess it's because we conservative men are all tall, good-looking, employed, with 6% body fat, that all the hippie chicks...

"Come back here, Ryan! I'm not done with you yet! So you won the first four games. Best five out of nine! I dare ya! Come on, I'm just warming up!" To a guy in a wheelchair: "Stand up, Chuck! Let 'em see ya! . . . Oh, God love ya, what am I talking about?" To a largely black audience: "They're gonna put y'all back in chains!" While in Virginia: "With you we can win North Carolina again!" While in the 21st century: "Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?"...

"Listen, Granny, finish your Kibbles 'n Bits and get your butt outside! Mitt's waiting in the Rolls. We're gonna strap you on top and take you for a little ride. You know that scenic overlook outside of town? Well, let's just say there's a little surprise in store for you there. . . ." PAUL F'N RYAN??? WTF WAS RMONEY THINKING?? This is GREAT! We've got it in the BAG! No more worries! Dem landslide in November!! FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!!! That was the initial reaction of the DUmmies to the announcement on Saturday. The DUmmies are SAVORING Target Ryan! When they...

I'll give DUmmie cali credit for this: She has the courage to suggest to the DUmmies that their beloved Obamassiah could LOSE! Unthinkable! But that's what DUmmie cali says here in this THREAD, "Romney stands a good chance of being elected President." So let us now watch the Reality-Based Community® grapple with a dose of same, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, noting that this time Obama is not even bothering to compete here in Missouri, is in the [Barackets]: Romney stands a good chance of being elected President [There, she said...

DUmmieland is a hate site. We've known that for a long time. They hate freedom of speech. They hate traditional moral values. They hate Christianity. So it is no surprise that they would hate on Chick-fil-A. Haters gonna hate. Here's the background: In an interview recently, the head of Chick-fil-A, Dan Cathy, expressed his personal opinion in favor of traditional marriage. Well, the Democrat Party now is in favor of what they call "marriage equality" (sic, sick), a euphemism for sodomite perversion. So Mr. Cathy's statement unleashed a torrent of intolerance from the Left, including from several big-city Democrat...

The London Olympics have now begun. And for the judges scoring in DUmmieland, the biggest loser so far has been Mitt Romney. The DUmp is replete with thread after thread ridiculing the Ugly Rethuglican for his series of gaffes insulting and offending the Brits. And they think this is the biggest deal since the War of 1812. What the DUmmies don't realize is that a) these supposed "gaffes" are way overblown, just a case of mittpicking, much ado about nothing, b) almost no one in America knows or cares what he said, and c) most normal Americans don't care...

It has become a tradition in DUmmieland. From time to time, one of the disgruntled denizens of the DUmp will post a thread about how they are seriously considering fleeing Jesusland and migrating to Socialist Nirvana (e.g., Canada, France, one of the Scandinavian countries). But then they don't leave! They keep hanging around, whining about how bad 'Murrka is. It's all talk and no U-Haul. We have such a whinefest today here in this THREAD by DUmmie Yavin4, "Is It Time to Leave America?" So let us now gather in the lobby of the DUmmieland Useless Hostel, where the...