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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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To: Dead Corpse
Congrats!
Good night. ;-)
4,301
posted on
01/07/2005 11:07:55 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(Caution: Hugs contain vixenisity!)
To: Genesis defender; tuliptree76; King Prout; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; Jen; ...
Did you miss me?
Yeh, right!
Did you even notice I was gone?
4,302
posted on
01/08/2005 5:27:45 AM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: airborne
Of course we missed you! How are you today?
4,303
posted on
01/08/2005 5:29:04 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
To: Tax-chick
4,304
posted on
01/08/2005 5:31:13 AM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: airborne
That's right ... Happy Birthday! (Of course, we're all a day older every day ...)
4,305
posted on
01/08/2005 5:47:51 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
To: Tax-chick
My 19 year old called me on his way home from a hockey game at 1 AM to wish me a happy birthday.
4,306
posted on
01/08/2005 5:59:47 AM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: King Prout
Sooner or later, a true successor to the UT shall arise... SPONTANEOUSLY. When you figure it out, let me know.
I also think this situation sucks.
Conspiracy Guy has made it clear he prefers the other thread.
As for me, I want to stay here.
Either way, it ain't the end of the world. ;^)
4,307
posted on
01/08/2005 6:06:56 AM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: airborne
"...it ain't the end of the world." Well no, the end of the world happens in another 61200 or so posts. Just as it did before.
Happy Birthday! Mine is still more than a month away.
4,308
posted on
01/08/2005 6:13:09 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Thanks!
I was doing some checking on the 'mistress'. Looks like this is doing much better from a post/time perspective.
I am anxiously waiting the triumphant return of our Monkey Face. I hope things are going well with the move.
4,309
posted on
01/08/2005 6:23:46 AM PST
by
airborne
(Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
To: airborne; sionnsar; tuliptree76; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Genesis defender; timpad; tiamat; ...
Y'all folks just natter on amongst yourselves for a bit. I have to get the transportation device ready for our excursion.
You may have noticed that the trapezoidal-shaped tower in front of the main castle gate is a slightly different configuration from the others. It is designed to do double duty. We will use it as a large passenger and cargo carrier.
When I get it all fired up and ready to depart, those of you who want to go to Edinburgh and points East will want to make your way, with appropriate overnight luggage, through the main gate of the castle, over the drawbridge which crosses the moat, and down the little slope to the port in the great basket fence which supports the flying island. We will depart in an hour or so.
Please note that for our extended journey, the makeshift vessel has been equipped with kitchen and dining facilities, bathrooms, and bunks for sleeping. The accommodations are very Spartan, as weight is a premium. There are no hot tubs, libraries, or fireplaces. It is a camping trip.
4,310
posted on
01/08/2005 7:19:15 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: NicknamedBob
" It is a camping trip."
That's a relative term. I'll be fine but I know of others who define camping as a staying at the beach in a backside unit at a Holiday Inn with only 30 cable channels.
4,311
posted on
01/08/2005 7:30:07 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
(Who is General Chat?)
To: NicknamedBob
Hey!
Is anybody here?
Where are we going?
What did I miss?
4,312
posted on
01/08/2005 7:40:37 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: airborne
4,313
posted on
01/08/2005 7:41:16 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Rebelbase
Pack what you will need. We have a lot of territory to cover.
4,314
posted on
01/08/2005 7:41:29 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: Monkey Face
You are just in time. We're going to make a beer run, if you don't mind a little travel.
Hey! Tell us all about your trip.
4,315
posted on
01/08/2005 7:43:46 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: NicknamedBob
Hello????
How ya like me now?
4,316
posted on
01/08/2005 7:44:13 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Rebelbase; NicknamedBob
Where are we going? I hope you know that I don't do camping anymore.
Roughing it for me is slow room service and Margaritas made with mix rather then real limes.
4,317
posted on
01/08/2005 7:47:37 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 6 and counting))
To: Monkey Face
You're back!
How was the move? How's Hobbies? Did ya miss us? What did you bring me?
4,318
posted on
01/08/2005 7:48:46 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 6 and counting))
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Anyone who needs to be comfortable, and keep the home fires burning, can stay in the castle. We're just going out for supplies.
Steaks, hams, canned veggies, a couple of tons of beer -- the usual things. But we'll see the sights along the way, so it will take a while.
4,319
posted on
01/08/2005 7:51:51 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
To: NicknamedBob
Hi, NnB!
It was the trip from Hell!
I didn't get my checks Monday, my power was shut off Tuesday along with the phone and the water, and I had to stay in a motel until I could get my replacement checks cashed, which wasn't until Wednesday morning.
The truck was loaded that afternoon, and I took off at 0730. I made it all the way into Las Cruces before the sun went down ~~ almost 500 miles. The road I took had very little traffic.
I spent the night in a rest stop with no "facilities" and the temp dropped to 23 degrees. Hobbes and I were VERY cold!
I left before it was completely light, but got to Tucson just about noon. The truck was unloaded, Hobbes was put into the kennel (poor baby -- she is traumatized!) and my brother and I made the trip to Mesa. I was a tired baby!
So I am here.
I will be back in a few minutes, but he wants me to come and have breakfast with him and his wife.
I will answer queries in a moment. I have missed ALL of you!!!!
Kissy, huggy things to one and all!
4,320
posted on
01/08/2005 7:51:53 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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