I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[international american]

I am still in my office, and have the whole top floor. Nobody can see nuthin no way no how!

[international american]

MAN! It is raining whales here!

[tuliptree76]

Mmmmmm... I'd like some fondue, please.

[international american]

No , I am not a sound equipment sabateur.

[international american]

Cheese or au chocolat?

[tuliptree76]

Didn't work.....next??

If you wait until I get there to pass out, I'll try to catch you when you fall. ;-)

[international american]

You are a real trooper!.....passes out.....

[A CA Guy]

You are about 15 miles from me and I think the storm hits you first, then goes past me.

It's at a modest rain, but based on you report, should be heavy here in about a half hour.

It's pretty warm out at 57 because of the rain though.
Not as windy YET as it was the other day.

[bad company]

Update. Looked through the classifieds on the internet. Made a few calls and none were home until an odd one caught my eye.AKC lab puppies. No price. Figured it was a typo of sorts but called anyway. Fella said he wasn't asking much for 5th generation AKC registered chocolate lab puppies, was more interested in making sure they go to a good home. I asked price, he hemmed and hawed a little asking me questions about the fenced yard and such. When he was done he told me 200$.

Oh man. I told him That was way more than I could afford. He asked me how much I was looking to spend, I told him I was looking for a free dog, due to all the money I spent on Josephine. we talked a little more and he said he'd keep an eye out for me.

While we were talikng he had said that he occasionally went hunting with his father in law. Wheels spun in my head. I'm a notorious wheeler and dealer. A phone call back, one excellent condition mossberg 500 shotgun in .20 guage, eight boxes of shells and a gun case later and Sara is now asleep in my lap having a rather animated dream. She has rolled over twice totally trusting me to catch her. She's going to be a handfull. It's going to be fun.

[international american]

So sorryness...Mr. Teem has gone to sleepness, and I am beligerently outsourcing his posting times

I Singh I

[tuliptree76]

.....passes out.....

Um...I'm not there yet. ;-)

[NicknamedBob]

You have been doing a great job with rounding up music for our sound equipment. I wonder when we're going to get a chance to let the VIXENs be entertained by it again?

We could definitely use more VIXEN wine!

But where can you get grapes in this part of the world?

[international american]

DYNAMITE!! Good thinking!!

I knew you could do it!!

Congrats,
Tim

[A CA Guy]

Did I hear a big clonk like something big hitting wood?

[international american]

"But where can you get grapes in this part of the world?"

Don't worry, I will find them.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

:Muffled snores from the sofa cease:

Wazat? Oh Fondue? Pot. Pound cake and fruit on tray.

:passes out again:

[A CA Guy]

Great news.

[tuliptree76]

*recieved instructions to the living quarters attached to the Office of the Imperial Weatherman and is now proceeding to said location*

[tuliptree76]

Congratulations on the new puppy!

[tuliptree76]

Pleasant dreams, HTB.

*helps herself to the fondue*