I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[Dead Corpse]

Congrats on the 00... ;-)

[tuliptree76]

Go outside and dance naked in the rain with a bag over your head.

It doesn't look like we'll get any pictures...

[tuliptree76]

Thanky. :-)

[tuliptree76]

How about visiting here:

"Waterford Crystal is world renowned and the factory is located right in Waterford City. Visitors are invited to tour the factory and observe the crystal production process, which includes blowing, cutting, quality inspection, scultping and engraving. In addition, visitors can watch an audiovisual presentation that explains the process. Crystal may be purchased within the visitor centre.
Address: Kilbarry, Cork Road Waterford Ireland"

[NicknamedBob]

I don't want to dampen the fun, especially since you just got here, but I'm going to have to get some rest now.

I'll probably have some additional piloting duties to perform in the morning, and maybe we can go sighteeing, once we land somewhere.

[Dead Corpse]

G'Night Bob...

[tuliptree76]

That's okay. Get some rest. Pleasant dreams, M'dear Bob. :-)

[NicknamedBob]

That sounds like a great idea.

We may see parts of Ireland beginning tomorrow afternoon.
I think we may expect to see some of Edinburgh, Scotland tomorrow morning. I understand they have a museum there.

When you get the chance, you might want to check post 4405, so you'll know what kind of "aircraft" we have here! Who knows, you may end up piloting us too!

After all, you have "flight" experience!

[NicknamedBob]

Good Night, everyone, I'll take the bunk near the control cabin, just in case...

[A CA Guy]

Exactly one hour since your post to me about heavy rain, and I just got it now.

So the storm must be moving 15-20 MPH from the sw.

[tuliptree76]

When you get the chance, you might want to check post 4405

Will do. I would like to try to fly the aircraft if I get a chance.

And Waterford sells crystal at the factory. So if anyone is looking for gifts...you know...for maybe a certain VIXEN...for all her hard work and dedication to making the castle wine *ALL BY HERSELF*...you all could possibly keep that in mind...

[tuliptree76]

Good night, Bob!

Hmmmm... I wonder where my bunk is...

[Dead Corpse]

Are you hinting at someth8ing?

Just curious... ;-)

[tuliptree76]

Hinting? What would give you that idea? ;-)

[Dead Corpse]

Er... um... nothing.

So, where do you wanna bunk down at? This thing doesn't have as many passenger cabins as our Castle, but I'll give you first dibs...

[tuliptree76]

So, where do you wanna bunk down at? This thing doesn't have as many passenger cabins as our Castle, but I'll give you first dibs...

Hmmm... I'm not sure. Any one is fine with me. I just need a place to rest my wings. ;-)

[Dead Corpse]

I need sleep. If'n you don't mind... I think I'm gonna curl up in the forward observation area. I'll just pile up a bunch o' cushions and blankets. Make a little nest... ;-)

G'Night...

[tuliptree76]

I better get some sleep too. Good night, DC!

[international american]

LP

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Morning folks, the real world handed me a windstorm last night so I had to turn off the computer early...Still floating above the Gaelic lands? Cool!

[NicknamedBob]

Well, let's look out the window, and see what there is to see....

Oh, my, that is nice. It looks like a beautiful town.

[NicknamedBob]

Anyone care to look over the list of attractions?

[SandyInSeattle]

Thanks for the view! It's snowing outside right now.

I've been up since 5:30 trying to install my new wireless printer/scanner/copier/fax/coffee maker. Damn McAfee firewall!

[NicknamedBob]

Here's one that has my interest:

Caledonian Brewing Company with complimentary tastings!

Breakfast first, though, I guess. I'll be in the kitchen...

[NicknamedBob]

We're looking forward to your getting it working.

Will you be able to fax me a cup of coffee?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Can we stop at the Dirleton Castle & Gardens?

I want to pick up some more plants for the kitchen garden.

[NicknamedBob]

We'll set down some place convenient, and I've directed the assistant loadmaster to make one of our utility vehicles available to you.

We'll stay here for three hours, and anyone who misses the take-off will have to make their way back to Loch Ness on their own.

We hope to make Ireland by nightfall.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You get the beer, tuliptree gets the crystal and I'll get the plants.

:Sings: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme....

[NicknamedBob]

What a world!!!?

We have to stop and get some beer, on our way to get some beer!

[tuliptree76]

That's pretty. :-)

[SandyInSeattle]

I'll try, just as soon as I resolve my firewall issues.

It installed fine on my husband's Gateway, and the only difference between his machine and mine is McAfee. Commencing UNINSTALL as we speak.

Grrr.

[tuliptree76]

tuliptree gets the crystal

Ummm... when I was transported here, I sorta didn't bring any cash. I don't exactly have room for pockets on my outfit, yanno.

[tuliptree76]

Um...what does LP stand for? I'm not doing too well with abbreviations lately. LOL!

Have you been able to breathe properly this morning?

[Dead Corpse]

Er... just goin out on a limb here... but LP could stand for:

Last Post?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Here

[NicknamedBob]

"I sorta didn't bring any cash..."

Now, don't you go spoiling our fantasy with a splash of cold reality. We're spending gems and jewels and stuff that Dead Corpse unearthed from the tunneling under the castle.

And while you're out there, get some clothes, willya? How do you expect a pilot to avoid knocking down hilltop castles with you distracting him? (Shop quickly, though -- you don't want to miss the take-off!)

[Dead Corpse]

T'weren't me. Thank the dwarves. I'm just glad they are addicted to pizza rolls...

[NicknamedBob]

Special thanks to Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc, Nipsy*, and Slappy*.




*According to Don Rickles on the old Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts, Nipsy Russell and Slappy White were two more of the Seven Dwarves that nobody was willing to talk about.

I am now interrupting this Beer Run to go on a beer run, Woo Hoo!

[tuliptree76]

We're spending gems and jewels and stuff that Dead Corpse unearthed from the tunneling under the castle.

Well, I didn't get the memo. ;-)

How do you expect a pilot to avoid knocking down hilltop castles with you distracting him? (Shop quickly, though -- you don't want to miss the take-off!)

I didn't realize that I was such a distraction. I'm sorry Bob! I can shop quickly if I have to. How do you like this outfit? It'll be nice and comfy for sight-seeing.

And I did find some shoes to go with it.

[Dead Corpse]

Beer! It's not just for Breakfast anymore...

[tuliptree76]

LOL! Makes sense.

[tuliptree76]

Thanks, HTB!

Here are some gems and jewels as reimbursement. ;-)

[NicknamedBob]

Running shoes for shopping! You go, girl!

Rendezvous here before take-off, and ... Go!

[tuliptree76]

Bob, I'm done shopping. Ready for sight-seeing.

(See, I'm quick!)

[GVnana]

I see Sean Connery!

[international american]

Last Post, and I breathin ok:)

[tuliptree76]

Oh good. I changed my outfit as to be less distracting.

[Dead Corpse]

Yep....

That's him all right...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Here are some gems and jewels as reimbursement.

Cool. I'll drop 'em off at a jeweler when we get to Ireland. I think we need signet rings and cloak clasps.

I think a viking kittie standing over a dead troll holding a lightning bolt with the motto "quoniam nos es validus"

[sionnsar]

I think we may expect to see some of Edinburgh, Scotland tomorrow morning. I understand they have a museum there.

Don't forget to check out the castle while you're there. The chapel up top, and the famous cannon Mons Meg, which was able to hurl cannon balls all the way into the Firth of Forth, on display further down.

(I read about Mons Meg as a child, but nothing after. I knoew it was lost after it had exploded, but apparently they found it in a well on castle grounds, hauled it out and put it on display. Imagine my surprise when, walking through the castle, I saw the sign "Mons Meg -->"!)