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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: sionnsar; airborne; tuliptree76; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Genesis defender; timpad; tiamat; ...
Well, let's look out the window, and see what there is to see....

Oh, my, that is nice. It looks like a beautiful town.

4,621 posted on 01/09/2005 7:01:41 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: All
Anyone care to look over the list of attractions?
4,622 posted on 01/09/2005 7:11:03 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: NicknamedBob; All

Thanks for the view! It's snowing outside right now.

I've been up since 5:30 trying to install my new wireless printer/scanner/copier/fax/coffee maker. Damn McAfee firewall!


4,623 posted on 01/09/2005 7:13:03 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: NicknamedBob
Here's one that has my interest:

Caledonian Brewing Company with complimentary tastings!

Breakfast first, though, I guess. I'll be in the kitchen...

4,624 posted on 01/09/2005 7:16:50 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

We're looking forward to your getting it working.

Will you be able to fax me a cup of coffee?


4,625 posted on 01/09/2005 7:18:37 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Can we stop at the Dirleton Castle & Gardens?

I want to pick up some more plants for the kitchen garden.

4,626 posted on 01/09/2005 7:30:54 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 6 and counting))
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

We'll set down some place convenient, and I've directed the assistant loadmaster to make one of our utility vehicles available to you.

We'll stay here for three hours, and anyone who misses the take-off will have to make their way back to Loch Ness on their own.

We hope to make Ireland by nightfall.


4,627 posted on 01/09/2005 7:38:15 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76
You get the beer, tuliptree gets the crystal and I'll get the plants.

:Sings: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme....

4,628 posted on 01/09/2005 7:43:22 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 6 and counting))
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
What a world!!!?

We have to stop and get some beer, on our way to get some beer!



4,629 posted on 01/09/2005 7:50:07 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: NicknamedBob

That's pretty. :-)


4,630 posted on 01/09/2005 7:56:08 AM PST by tuliptree76 (Warning: Vixenisity is simply irresistible.)
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To: NicknamedBob
I'll try, just as soon as I resolve my firewall issues.

It installed fine on my husband's Gateway, and the only difference between his machine and mine is McAfee. Commencing UNINSTALL as we speak.

Grrr.


4,631 posted on 01/09/2005 7:58:05 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
tuliptree gets the crystal

Ummm... when I was transported here, I sorta didn't bring any cash. I don't exactly have room for pockets on my outfit, yanno.

4,632 posted on 01/09/2005 7:59:16 AM PST by tuliptree76 (Warning: Vixenisity is simply irresistible.)
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To: international american

Um...what does LP stand for? I'm not doing too well with abbreviations lately. LOL!

Have you been able to breathe properly this morning?


4,633 posted on 01/09/2005 8:00:58 AM PST by tuliptree76 (Warning: Vixenisity is simply irresistible.)
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To: tuliptree76
Er... just goin out on a limb here... but LP could stand for:

Last Post?

4,634 posted on 01/09/2005 8:05:18 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: tuliptree76

Here

4,635 posted on 01/09/2005 8:06:51 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 6 and counting))
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To: tuliptree76
"I sorta didn't bring any cash..."

Now, don't you go spoiling our fantasy with a splash of cold reality. We're spending gems and jewels and stuff that Dead Corpse unearthed from the tunneling under the castle.

And while you're out there, get some clothes, willya? How do you expect a pilot to avoid knocking down hilltop castles with you distracting him? (Shop quickly, though -- you don't want to miss the take-off!)

4,636 posted on 01/09/2005 8:07:25 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: NicknamedBob

T'weren't me. Thank the dwarves. I'm just glad they are addicted to pizza rolls...


4,637 posted on 01/09/2005 8:09:46 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Special thanks to Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc, Nipsy*, and Slappy*.




*According to Don Rickles on the old Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts, Nipsy Russell and Slappy White were two more of the Seven Dwarves that nobody was willing to talk about.

I am now interrupting this Beer Run to go on a beer run, Woo Hoo!


4,638 posted on 01/09/2005 8:19:16 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: NicknamedBob
We're spending gems and jewels and stuff that Dead Corpse unearthed from the tunneling under the castle.

Well, I didn't get the memo. ;-)

How do you expect a pilot to avoid knocking down hilltop castles with you distracting him? (Shop quickly, though -- you don't want to miss the take-off!)

I didn't realize that I was such a distraction. I'm sorry Bob! I can shop quickly if I have to. How do you like this outfit? It'll be nice and comfy for sight-seeing.

And I did find some shoes to go with it.


4,639 posted on 01/09/2005 8:23:41 AM PST by tuliptree76 (Warning: Vixenisity is simply irresistible!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Beer! It's not just for Breakfast anymore...


4,640 posted on 01/09/2005 8:23:57 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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