I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

I've got this old pair of swim goggles... Should work. Might smell a bit like dried seaweed though...

(puts on goggles)

These fit nicely, thank y...hey wait a minute! Everything looks yellow now through these things!

(sigh) Oh well. It's better than nothing.

"“Unless, of course, you intended to create the smell of burning...”

I am beginning to suspect why Conspiracy Guy is unwilling to trust his fate to electronic gizmos.

4,445 posted on 01/08/2005 4:20:23 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)

"“Unless, of course, you intended to create the smell of burning...”
I am beginning to suspect why Conspiracy Guy is unwilling to trust his fate to electronic gizmos.

And just why would that be? There was that time I intended to blow up that electrolytic capacitor. (Unfortunately I hadn't yet learned about the stuffings inside one, so I did it in my bedroom. Oops.)

4,447 posted on 01/08/2005 4:25:27 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)

tavern (tàv´ern) noun
1. An establishment licensed to sell alcoholic beverages to be consumed on the premises.
2. An inn for travelers.
[Middle English taverne, from Old French, from Latin taberna, hut, tavern, probably from *traberna, from trabs, trab-, beam. See trave.]

The man who serves the drinks is called a publican.

So a Republican is technically one who serves drinks again?

You got me thinking... if we're going to be hanging around Scotland a bit we'd lest learn the language:

(This is Scots, not Gaelic.)

4,450 posted on 01/08/2005 4:33:10 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)

You got me thinking... if we're going to be hanging around Scotland a bit we'd lest learn the language:

(This is Scots, not Gaelic.)

4,451 posted on 01/08/2005 4:34:58 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)

4,452 posted on 01/08/2005 4:35:41 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)

That's my kind of guy.

Some British writers insist that hops were introduced to England by Flemish settlers in the 16th century, Written records first mention hops being used in the French monastery of St. Ger4main-des-Pres shortly after after A.D. 800.

"Travel is a drag "

Not the way we do it!

(Unless you don't measure the bungee cord right...)

Good point, Bob. And that reminds me to go back and read about the beer run ... I missed that while I was making supper.

4,456 posted on 01/08/2005 4:45:02 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)

4,457 posted on 01/08/2005 4:47:39 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)

Yes, I am. I also have a large vocabulary, and I was the state spelling champion of Virginia in 1984.

Now I'm going to take my humble pill ... I think the last one wore off :-).

4,459 posted on 01/08/2005 4:54:54 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)

"Unless you don't measure the bungee cord right..."

Joe and Chuck decide to go down to Mexico for some Bungee fun
They go to a bridge over a beach, and Joe equips up
The bridge has a lip, so Chuck can't see down to the bottom, but isn't too worried
Joe jumps -- the cord goes taught, then Chuck sees Joe pop up over the lip with bruises on his face!!
Chuck gets a little panicky and tries to grab Joe, but misses
Joe pops up again, this time with gashes and some scrapes
Chuck is now really worried -- Joe dissapears below the lip again
Next time up, Chuck is able to snag Joe and hauls him onto the bridge
"What happened???!!!" Chuck asks.
Joe looks up at Chuck and says....
"what the hell is a Pinata?"

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